The RWP

MrQuizmo · #1 24th April 2009, 03:02 AM

Listen folks, I know this is stupid, but does anyone else not like those Wendy's commercials with the three guys in an office? They drive me up the wall.

Two reasons: First, there are like ten of them, and all of them are unfunny, from that one where that guy does that imitation of George Washington talking about a chicken sandwich, to the one where that guy bought a small island, implying that going to Wendy's will help you ride out the recession.

Second, they all end in that infuriating "It's waaaaaaaay better than fast food... It's Wendy's." Wendy's, I hate to break this to you, but you are fast food. Quit lying to the American public, you red haired freak!

Maybe I'm just too angry. But they get under my skin.

StarFox · #2 24th April 2009, 03:05 AM

I hate the quote on the chili from Wendy's.

Good chili simmers at least 2 hours.
Great chili simmers at least 3 hours.
Our chili simmers at least 4.

Why 4? Isn't it all... kinda old unless they stir it up occassionally? I mean, REALLY. Just because how long it simmers, doesn't maqke it taste any better if it's from a fast food place.

MrQuizmo · #3 24th April 2009, 03:10 AM

Thank You! Everyone I meet thinks I'm overreacting. Not to say that all commercials aren't annoying, but Wendy's just really bothers me. It's like after Dave Thomas died, they totally lost the ability to advertise.

Adam · #4 24th April 2009, 03:11 AM

I like the old one when all those people are standing in the forest kicking trees...

MrQuizmo · #5 24th April 2009, 03:13 AM

Yeah, those one's weren't so bad. They were at least trying back then.

I think the slogan is what gets to me, like I'm just going to magically think Wendy's isn't a fast food place if they tell me they're not.

I'm pretty dumb, but I'm not that dumb.

StarFox · #6 24th April 2009, 03:18 AM

Speaking of commercials, remember back in the day when Burger King had pokemon? I still have my golden Pikachu thing! I found it earlier today!

Keegan · #7 24th April 2009, 03:18 AM

I hear they're changing their slogan to "Wendy's, it's not fast food, and won't make you fat. Even though we make our food like every other fast food restaraunt and our food kind of does put wight onto you. Also check out this picture. http://www.thereeltodd.com/img44x012...2008-06-28.jpg so remember, eat at Wendy's! Because we're liars!"

I find it catchy.

StarFox · #8 24th April 2009, 03:20 AM

"Our patties are not so much as square, as a promise to not cut corners" or some bullshit like that. It pisses me off, because RAREly do you even get a burger in which you can tell the difference.

Adam · #9 24th April 2009, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanjoBoy123

I hear they're changing their slogan to "Wendy's, it's not fast food, and won't make you fat. Even though we make our food like every other fast food restaraunt and our food kind of does put wight onto you. Also check out this picture. http://www.thereeltodd.com/img44x012...2008-06-28.jpg so remember, eat at Wendy's! Because we're liars!"

I find it catchy.

The Wendy's in Brownwood will actually look like the advertised sandwich. That Wendy's sucks worse than the slogan...ok maybe not.

mafefe · #10 24th April 2009, 03:21 AM

Where's the beef?

Adam · #11 24th April 2009, 03:22 AM

Have you had your break today?

MrQuizmo · #12 24th April 2009, 03:25 AM

Hooray, other people dislike Wendy's too!

Yeah, all fast food places are uniformly bad, but for Wendy's to try to act like they're not one of them is just so stupid it makes my blood boil.

ChRiSpY · #13 24th April 2009, 04:28 AM

You know what? I'm thinkin' Arby's....

Bartimaeus · #14 24th April 2009, 04:31 AM

"olol are fishies r form dah ocian"

OH REALLY.

StarFox · #15 24th April 2009, 04:32 AM

I love Arby's! Now that you mention it, their roast beef sandwhiches are AMAZING!