The RWP

dirago · #1 29th April 2009, 02:50 AM

What is the weirdest experience that has happened before at your school????? That happened to you, someone else, or even your whole school?

Keegan · #2 29th April 2009, 02:51 AM

I once swallowed a pencil, so my teacher threw a clock out the window to see time fly.

pinkbull · #3 29th April 2009, 02:53 AM

Probably back in 8th grade the time a kid got caught whacking off in our Science class while Apollo 13 was playing.

dirago · #4 29th April 2009, 02:55 AM

WOA!! that had to be hilarious lol

Keegan · #5 29th April 2009, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkbull

Probably back in 8th grade the time a kid got caught whacking off in our Science class while Apollo 13 was playing.

That was me.

dirago · #6 29th April 2009, 03:00 AM

ALLLLLRIGHTY THEN

Evandy · #7 29th April 2009, 03:09 AM

A guy was having a seizure.

SnsSeeker13 · #8 29th April 2009, 03:11 AM

Probably one thing my health teacher said when we were finishing a sex ed unit then starting to have health classes with another teacher. After the start of class, the first thing he said to us was "So last week you guys had some sex..... ed." It was hilarious.

dirago · #9 29th April 2009, 03:16 AM

lol thats funny

B-Kpianist · #10 29th April 2009, 03:17 AM

huh- too many instances. I'll name one though...

So we had this crazy science teacher in middle school... and she was an animal freak. So one day, i walk into her class at recess to get the hw (i was leaving early). I look around... the classroom is empty. However, there's this closet... and i can faintly hear a strange sound... almost like a whale. Funny enough- IT WAS A WHALE!

No, not a real whale, it was one of those "tranquility" cd's, and whale sounds were coming from it. So i look inside, and my teacher is waving her arms like the ocean and saying, "Beeee the whale.... *breath heavily" beeeeee the whale", and i just start bustin up!!!! My god- it was the most awkward yet funny thing i'd ever seen. I ran out before she could catch me thank god.

But yeah- that lady was off her nut. She'd talk to animals and expect them to respond. She also pushed a student up against the fence for "stepping on an ant without cause". C'mon... Really? The worst thing is- she cant be fired!!! 0_0

dragon_kazoooie · #11 29th April 2009, 03:19 AM

I remember one time (Yesterday) when dirago and I freaked out some girl, and made her think that we were stalking her (we knew her though) and eventually we had to tell her that it was just a joke, cause she couldn't figure it out on her own. ^^

SnsSeeker13 · #12 29th April 2009, 03:27 AM

Another time some girl I knew came up to me. She'd occasionally came to talk breifly to me before, so it wasn't to wierd. At least, until she started talking. Here's The conversation.

Her: How was your day?
Me: Ok so far... (it was lunch)
Her: Was it good?
Me: Sure...
Her: Was it splendid?
Me: Uh...
Her: Like splenda? Sweet but not fattening?
Me: .....

After this, another girl who I was eating lunch with started laughing at this conversation. This caused the first girl I mentioned to grab the notes the other one was studying. After this girl#1 threatened to rip them up before realizing she had no idea who the other girl was. It was hilarious.

Kaz da Breegull · #13 29th April 2009, 03:42 AM

Well... a deer came into my high school and ran through the hallways when I was a sophomore. Our school is in a forested area so deer are common, but we didn't expect one to come INTO THE BUILDING like that. Apparently, my 10th grade English teacher was almost attacked by it.

I'll never forget the announcement: "There is a deer loose in the school. Lock your classroom doors."

Nobody was hurt, though, and the deer got away safely.

Mr 3vil · #14 29th April 2009, 03:44 AM

Hm... I still remember the ninja fights we had in school. Throwing paper stars and dodging flying paper clips. Loads of fun... -.-

Arich Boss · #15 29th April 2009, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by pinkbull

Probably back in 8th grade the time a kid got caught whacking off in our Science class while Apollo 13 was playing.

That is HILARIOUS. Something similar happened back when I was in 7th grade (and later in 9th and 10th) - all were different students.

In 7th grade, there was this creepy kid in a few of my classes. For the longest time he used to do some highly inappropriate and creepy activities underneath his sweater without anyone noticing. One day I turned to him and kinda stared at his desk, not even thinking about anything, and saw his sweater faintly shaking while he was staring at this girl. The first few seconds I was so shocked and confused, but I succeeded in getting about 75% of the class to look without getting his attention. It was sickening, really, but was pretty funny. I heard he was caught in 8th grade a few times too. I wonder why people didn't notice him... I mean it wasn't that obvious, but still, you'd think that out of all the classes he has at least someone saw him do it. He was also apparently never reported to any teachers.

In my 9th grade health class, there was a special ed kid named Julio. He would ask the stupidest questions ("Do sperm play cards while waiting?") and would literally make fun of others for no reason whatsoever. Well one day we were watching a health video in class and a friend of mine, Remel, saw Julio's desk shaking a little bit. Naturally, Remel got the attention of me and a few others, and we all saw Julio literally masturbating in class (we didn't see his junk thankfully, but his hand was in his pants going up and down and he was breathing a little it). Once this girl noticed, she told the teacher, who then asked Julio to step outside before talking to him. I don't think he got in too much trouble since he was in special ed, but that... well that was so scary that I couldn't think straight for a few days.

In 10th grade in my homeroom, my teacher didn't really care what kids did. They could talk, sit on desks, move around constantly, have their cell phones out, iPods, etc. etc. Well, in my homeroom there was this lesbian couple. One day they were having a heavy make-out session in the back and this kid was sitting in a desk, had his hood on while resting on his arm and was masturbating while watching the two girls. It was so obvious and funny that as soon as he noticed people knew (all kinds of people were laughing) he pretended like he was "fixing a button on his pants". It was absolutely too obvious that he was actually masturbating. Pretty funny.

Also, last school year, this goth girl told me she had a crush on me. It was the weirdest thing ever.... I mean why me? WHY?