The Rants/Complaints Thread

[Guitar]

Scream to the world what you hate about anything at all... including me.

Examples:

-I had no idea what they were thinking when they okayed the front design of the RollsRoyce phantom coupe. It has a strong resemblence to Groucho Marx.

-Microsoft should've bought SEGA instead of Rare. That way, Banjo would remain a lego-free platformer, and Sonic can build vehicles.


Have fun.

[The Banjonator]

I find people that take videogames seriously very irritating.
Especially when they lose, because then they get angry and demand rematches over and over.

[Dylan Yoshi]

Originally Posted by Guitar

-Microsoft should've bought SEGA instead of Rare. That way, Banjo would remain a lego-free platformer, and Sonic can build vehicles.

Eight years. Eight ****ing years. And you're STILL complaining about this.

My god.

[Cheesy9]

Originally Posted by Dylan Yoshi

Eight years. Eight ****ing years. And you're STILL complaining about this.

My god.

Wait didn't Microsoft acquire Rare in 2002, not 2001? Honestly the only thing that really makes me angry to the point that I want to rant is the fact that Nintendo always caters to their Mario/Zelda/Metroid/Pokemon fanbase , and even though I enjoy those series, what I would really want is a new Star Fox/F-Zero/Donkey Kong game.

[Sarge]

I wish Microsoft would've bought SEGA so we could have Moonwalker II as an Xbox Launch Title!

Honestly get over it. If we want to get down to "SERIOUS BUSINESS ANGRY FEELINGS!"

I wish Microsoft wouldn't have bought Bungie so Halo would've been the RTS it was destined to be.

[Dylan Yoshi]

Originally Posted by Cheesy9

Wait didn't Microsoft acquire Rare in 2002, not 2001?

See? It's been such a long time now that I've lost count!

[Kain Horward]

September 2002.

**** Samantha Roberts!

[Porky]

I only get 3 days in my whole 6 week holiday to myself (1 of which ended about 5 minutes ago), I'm being forced on holiday with my family and I don't want to go.

Oh plus, I've now caught a cold from my dad. A COLD IN THE SUMMER!!!!

[Aaron Anderson]

I really hate threads that are essentially clones of other threads.

I hate people who think they know the internet better than others

I hate the fact that Rare don't own the Starfox license.

[Zondekel]

Originally Posted by Aaron Anderson

I hate people who think they know the internet better than others

You mean like you...?

I don't like people in general. At all. If I can help it, I'll stay away from them and be by myself. That being said ,there are a few I don't hate, but for the most part... people suck.

[Deebs]

Originally Posted by Zondekel

I don't like people in general. At all. If I can help it, I'll stay away from them and be by myself. That being said ,there are a few I don't hate, but for the most part... people suck.

Same here.

Except for RWP

[Zondekel]

Originally Posted by DragonBottles

Same here.

Except for RWP

Nope, hate RWP members too.

Nah, I'm lying. Most of you here are cool. Even Tanjo, who at one point I hated when I used to lurk the forums before getting my account activated.

[Mandolin]

OK, I have a sort of complaint. I was at the mall today, and to anyone else who's a frequent mall-rat like me, I'd like to ask: how obnoxious is it to have to walk around trying to avoid the gaze of all those mall employees whose business it is to stand around near little carts in the middle of the passageway and offer you products that, far as I've noticed, no one in the history of ever has shown any interest in? I'm talking about the sexually ambiguous dude trying to show you the very latest in nail-polishing technology, the Chinese massage guys, the perfume-spraying women, the exfoliating-cream girl, the sunshades peddler, the whiten-your-teeth-in-an-hour-for-fifty-dollars-right-in-the-hall-where-everyone-can-see-you "dentist" and all their lik. They're so obnoxious. If you're talking with someone, they stick their foot in your conversation, and if you're by yourself they pull you away from your personal thoughts. They should give all those douchebags their own establishment so they can stop messing with the good mall-going public once and for all.

[Yiffgurl]

Originally Posted by Mandolin

OK, I have a sort of complaint. I was at the mall today, and to anyone else who's a frequent mall-rat like me, I'd like to ask: how obnoxious is it to have to walk around trying to avoid the gaze of all those mall employees whose business it is to stand around near little carts in the middle of the passageway and offer you products that, far as I've noticed, no one in the history of ever has shown any interest in? I'm talking about the sexually ambiguous dude trying to show you the very latest in nail-polishing technology, the Chinese massage guys, the perfume-spraying women, the exfoliating-cream girl, the sunshades peddler, the whiten-your-teeth-in-an-hour-for-fifty-dollars-right-in-the-hall-where-everyone-can-see-you "dentist" and all their lik. They're so obnoxious. If you're talking with someone, they stick their foot in your conversation, and if you're by yourself they pull you away from your personal thoughts. They should give all those douchebags their own establishment so they can stop messing with the good mall-going public once and for all.

Dude holy shit just be glad you have a mall that isn't 30 empty rooms, a JC Penny, and a nail place.

[Banjokun]

I still want a PS3 to watch the Harry Potter movies, and to play Noby Noby Boy.