Apparently Nintendo is going to Iraq very soon...

[Snagprophet]

Lol, the people bombing Iraq will turn them into suicide Wiis.

[Aaron Anderson]

I'm gonna start a war
I'm gonna invade Iraq
But Miyamoto might arm them with Wii's
and they could fight back

[gallantmon8]

Originally Posted by Stephen Colbert

Sotoru Iwata has stated that Nintendo of Japan is going to set up a few thousand wireless stations and give everyone in Iraq a Wii for free. After the new firmware update, Iraq will be installed with new Wiimocracy!!™. With Wiimocracy!!™ your country's government will be able to sort out any problems they have using the Wii's revolutionary motion controls. Death toll in the hundreds of thousands each year? Just point your Wii remote at Rufus, the Wiimocracy!!™ president and your urge to blow shit up will be instantly quelled (Note: This feature is exclusive to terrorists). Is your country's economy in the shitter? Not to worry, Wiimocracy!!™ prints money!

Installing Wiimocracy!!™ is simple. Just set up your Wii with an internet connection (Nintendo will provide internet to Iraq as well) and your Wii will automatically receive a firmware update (Note: the update could possibly take up to 2 or 3 years to install). Once every Iraqi has received their firmware update, Iraq will effectively become the best country in the world.

Wiimocracy!!™ might fail though, which is why Nintendo has opted to try it out on Iraq first.

LOL, nice one

[Tediz Slayer]

Oh boy, free Wii's? And internet? I wish I lived in Iraq....on second thought, not really.

[LoMoNoCrAt]

How could anyone possibly have taken this thread seriously? XD

The OP was very well written, though, it did sound quite official...

[Banjokun]

WTF! What does this have to do with Wii.

[Grey Jinjo]

Originally Posted by Norseey

I've been to Iraq, BTW, if it is. Hopefully you pronounce it "Eerok" like the natives and not "eye rak"

Why, so we can sound pretentious? I don't call Japan "Nihongo," so, similarly, I won't call that country "Eerok." We have our own language and pronunciations. It isn't disrespect - it is culture.

That statement was as silly as saying that we should should call soccer "football."

[Yiffgurl]

Originally Posted by Grey Jinjo

Why, so we can sound pretentious? I don't call Japan "Nihongo," so, similarly, I won't call that country "Eerok." We have our own language and pronunciations. It isn't disrespect - it is culture.

That statement was as silly as saying that we should should call soccer "football."

I was gonna say that too, never got around to it though

+rep

[Pez]

Originally Posted by Grey Jinjo

That statement was as silly as saying that we should should call soccer "football."

But it is football, you backwards, padded up, pansies.

[Oz the Gay and Powerful]

Originally Posted by IbanezerIceFAIL

But it is football, you backwards, padded up, pansies.

No, American football is football, European football is soccer. get it right you close-minded, pretentious, tea-drinkers.

[Pez]

Wow, that was just plain racist.

[Oz the Gay and Powerful]

What do you expect? I'm Canadian.

[DekuScrubby]

Canadians aren't important enough to have their own football so they should call them "American Football" and "Ninjas and Lasers Land Football".