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1st August 2009, 05:28 AM
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the real banjokazoe three
once there was a sequel to the first seqel but rare scraped it b/c microsoft dun like classic platfirming. and the story was brillant. it wasnt nuts & bullshit (lol) it was the RELL BANJOKAZOOIE THREE.
and it was like this grunty hoped on her head. she hopped all the way to spiral mount and wanted to exact revenge on banjo kazooie because they had made her just a head and so she was only a head, therefor she had no body because she was just head. she was very angy at them because she was only a head and it was their fault she was just a head. So grunny (just head) spent three years hopping around until she cam across jiggywiig who had went insanity. he was homeless adn powerless except he still had his jiggie powers.so grunny was like 'hey jijihead come here" he was like "wtf u want i am pwerless"' she was like "yeah yore not in shape to be jiggies can i try to control the jiggs" he was like why not im worthless and i cant use it anymore so grunty used jiggy power to create a body for heself. she was new at power so she couldnt create new face she had hot bod and an ugly head with a chin long so she said "im coming for you dumb bird and bare"
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1st August 2009, 05:35 AM
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This should be amazing.
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1st August 2009, 05:36 AM
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Yep. And once the real banjokazoe three had no grammar mistakes.
What have both our posts got in common? THEY'RE BOTH LIES!
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1st August 2009, 05:39 AM
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Wow, Jaco003, you should really learn how to think about people's feelings. That was a rude comment and I think you should be ashamed of yourself. Take some time to think about what you said and the author of this story might forgive you.
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"The news called it crack, I called it diet coke"
I'm drunk and you're probably on pills. If we've both got the same diseases, it's irrelevant, girl.
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1st August 2009, 05:44 AM
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....sorry.
I'm not sure why I said that and I shouldn't of. I hope you don't think wrong of me.
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1st August 2009, 06:48 AM
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wear did jiggawig git jiggey pwers?
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1st August 2009, 06:51 AM
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crystal jiggye
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"The news called it crack, I called it diet coke"
I'm drunk and you're probably on pills. If we've both got the same diseases, it's irrelevant, girl.
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1st August 2009, 07:19 AM
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BUt whare did taht com frum kfed?
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1st August 2009, 09:06 AM
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Oh, you IDIOT.
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1st August 2009, 09:15 AM
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1st August 2009, 12:26 PM
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This looks like one of those pages for the basic forum rules test. Speaking of the rules, Jaco was right to criticize you. Seriously, I've heard of grammar and spelling mistakes before but come on. That was ridiculous.
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lurking since '07 Last edited by BanjoMaster; 1st August 2009 at 12:33 PM.
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1st August 2009, 04:04 PM
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Hey man, I think you're just jealous and you don't want to see me succeed.
Or you just don't get it.
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"The news called it crack, I called it diet coke"
I'm drunk and you're probably on pills. If we've both got the same diseases, it's irrelevant, girl.
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1st August 2009, 04:08 PM
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"The news called it crack, I called it diet coke"
I'm drunk and you're probably on pills. If we've both got the same diseases, it's irrelevant, girl.
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1st August 2009, 04:34 PM
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my Mom sais I cans eaet pizzzsas aLL days case i gate spelder.
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1st August 2009, 05:42 PM
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mean whale banjo kazooie were at home watching tv with munbo the sharman. mumbo had wizard powers but he culdnt stop jiggie powers. kazooi was making fun of mubo and banoj was all "KAZOOOOOOOIEE -_____-"
munbo heard a noise outside and he was like foods hear so banjo went out to get the fudd. klungo was like oh hy banjo i got a job at pizza. banjo was like cool man come in and have some with us. Klungo was talking aboiut the games he was making, and he said he was making a game called hero klungo ssavess the eath and it had next gen graphics and great gameplay. so they wached tv and heard another noise and klungo went out to check he opened the door and said its misssssstreess grunty. banjo was like dont lying to me i know she is only a head, because we kicked er head. grunty walked in and stole mubos want. "with this wand combimerd with my jiggey powers i can rule the world and kill you" and grunty got away. and left a note on the ground. tooty picked it up and red it and it said "i've got jigs hiden in these new worlds i made here is a map please dont find them or i will lose" tooty said "i fond a map and we have to go find those jiggs or else grunty will win and we will died." wow tooty we best hurry before we get death so banjo grabbed his backpack and shoved kazzoie in it and left with the map prepare for next chapter it will be epic
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"The news called it crack, I called it diet coke"
I'm drunk and you're probably on pills. If we've both got the same diseases, it's irrelevant, girl.
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