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24th October 2009, 03:40 AM
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Big trouble now
So I came home from an ordinary school day last Tuesday. But something was different. A young blonde women in her 30's with a white suit was talking to my parents at the table. My parents told me that this woman was going to teach me how to fall asleep properly without staying awake. She was nice, kind, easy on the eyes, and always had great cans.
So on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday night she taught me how to sleep. On Thursday was when my perverted little brother snuck into the room and started undressing her after she had fallen asleep (On Tuesday he had groped her and on Wednesday he had fapped to her, and got away with it. I let him do it, because I was too tired and he was a great big bully). I would have stopped him from undressing her, but from what I could tell on Tuesday and Wednesday she was a heavy sleeper and, to be frank, she was very attractive. So he managed to get all the way down to the bra and panties when she woke up. I pretended to have fallen asleep, and she kicked my brother out of the room. She saw me "wake up" and smiled. She hugged me for staying asleep, and, taking advantage of the situation, with one malicious thought in mind, I hastily undid her bra. It came off and took a great big stare and... something was wrong. It wasn't the sight I had expected. It was... one of the crab people!!!!!!! The crab person wanted to fight me and I accepted. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air!"
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24th October 2009, 03:41 AM
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Obvious, but humorous.
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24th October 2009, 03:42 AM
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Copypasta - not kewl.
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24th October 2009, 03:54 AM
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Lock plz.
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24th October 2009, 03:56 AM
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Crab people? Oh God!!
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24th October 2009, 03:57 AM
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24th October 2009, 03:58 AM
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Hopelessly confused and lost.
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24th October 2009, 04:26 AM
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I was smart. I read the last sentence first.
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Hurrf durrf oh god hurlfe durff
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24th October 2009, 04:29 AM
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I have all the cookies but oatmeal. - 1UP dicks are like RRRRROAR - Mag
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24th October 2009, 12:57 PM
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wow this forum has improved sooooooooooo much
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24th October 2009, 01:58 PM
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Ish teh spycrab!
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24th October 2009, 09:27 PM
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25th October 2009, 10:30 PM
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You just wasted 20 valuable seconds of my life. Thank you.
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26th October 2009, 10:41 AM
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26th October 2009, 07:17 PM
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Ah, but the RWP (most of the time) wastes time in style.
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