4000 year old Mummy found

[TRBB]

What beautiful, long, red hair she has.

[DarthConker]

Nah that's my mum.

[Bartimaeus]

I read the title, and actually thought you meant a mom, but then I was like, "DOH, I'm an idiot", and then I see your message,

[Tanjo]

Eh, she's still good. Probably needs a bit of KY though...she looks kinda dry.

[StarFox]

... what?

A: Finely woven wool mantles that also functioned as blankets and, in death, shrouds. Wooden statues (some wearing clothing), model phalluses, bracelets, baskets and so forth. Bronze implements are also evident.

Wooden statues (some wearing clothing), model phalluses, bracelets, baskets and so forth. Bronze implements are also evident.

model phalluses

phalluses

[JohnyT94]

Originally Posted by StarFox

... what?

"•phallus - genus of fungi having the cap or pileus hanging free around the stem"

Or... that 'beautiful mummy' was a whore.

[StarFox]

Originally Posted by JohnyT94

"•phallus - genus of fungi having the cap or pileus hanging free around the stem"

Or... that 'beautiful mummy' was a whore.

It said she had a 'model phallus' so I'm going with the whore option.