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WARNING: Watch at your own risk!
'Vampires Suck', a "parody" (I use the term as loosely as possible) of the Twilight films, but also takes shots at Alice in Wonderland, Jersey Shore (I'm not even sure what this is ), and Lady Gaga for some reason.How the hell are these two still allowed to make movies? |
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This makes me want to kill myself. No, literally. After seeing that trailer I'm really considering getting a gun and blowing my goddamn brains out. A world where those two are allowed to make films is a world I don't want to live in.
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Couldn't you just kill them?
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I chuckled a bit at the Black Eyed Peas comment.
...Oh god what have I done.
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The worst part is this might have had potential in anyone else's hands.
Might.
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I'm not watching this. I refuse to acknowledge that this bastardization of film exists. If each of their films cost $20 000 000 to make, that's $100 000 000. Do you know what I'd give for just a fraction of that to spend on a movie? $5000 would be great. BUT NO, THESE MOTHER****ING HACKS GET ALL THE FUNDING IN THE WORLD TO CHURN OUT THESE PIECES OF SHIT.
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Funny. Paranormal Activity took only the tiniest fraction to make, and these guys have many many many more times as much money to spend, but still manage to make a god-awful movie.
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But everything else was shocking.
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The Black Eyed Peas bit showed actual humor. The rest is juvenile waste. Bad juvenile waste. It looks like they're exaggerating every scene and they expect that to be funny.
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I can't even begin to imagine how many attempts have probably happened. These idiots are untouchable...
Now if we ALL tried, it'd work but half of the people want to kill them, and the other half thinks if we just ignore them, they'll go away. Next movie they're going to make is a spoof of spoof movies, you watch.
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The first two Scary Movies were decent. They actually tried when it came to telling their jokes.
It's when three came out and the Wayans brothers left (knowing that it was going to suck.) that it's clearly visible that they just stopped giving a shit. What AMAZES me is that the studios apparently don't care about losing money. Granted it's not a huge sum or anything, but really, you'd think any losses would be unacceptable... Anyone else find that odd?
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I watched the trailer and I nearly cried, It was that bad. I pity those who pay to see this.
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Now I feel like a bad person for laughing all the way through.
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I'm not autistic, I just like watching spoof movies.
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Here Are Some Jokes: The Movie.
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