There's a spider in my room

[Spudfish93]

I saw it crawling down my curtain, I left to get a cup and clean the shit from my pants and when I came back it was gone.
Anyone know how I can find the bugger?

[Benihana]

You don't. You're officially *****ed now, it will make babies so quickly, your house will be infested in a matter of 1 day.

[N64DD]

D: I hate when That happens

[DarkJinjo]

I've been living with spiders my whole life, just ignore them unless you feel like killing them. I have no idea why you would leave for a cup rather than killing the son of a bitch.

[Spudfish93]

I don't want to kill it, but it's bloody annoying that I know there's a ****load of spiders in my house.

[N64DD]

Originally Posted by DarkJinjo

I've been living with spiders my whole life, just ignore them unless you feel like killing them. I have no idea why you would leave for a cup rather than killing the son of a bitch.

cause then you'd have to clean it up witch is far worse O_O

[DarkJinjo]

One wipe with a paper towel and one less spider to ever be in your house.

[BanKaz95]

Wait one week. It will be in the exact same spot. This always happens in my shower. I can never catch him so I have accepted him as one of my own.

[Aaron Anderson]

I have threes spiders in my room, two are female and of course the other is male. The females are both (ironically) daddy-long-leg spiders, the male I'm sure is a common house spider although he's probably wandered off by now.

I just watch that nobody disturbs them. They only come out at night and sit in their webs anyway. I'll probably have to move them away come Autumn if they haven't shifted already.

[KrazyKaz12]

I would have killed him the instant I saw him invading my privacy.

[Y-Kaz]

Originally Posted by Bendanna

You don't. You're officially *****ed now, it will make babies so quickly, your house will be infested in a matter of 1 day.

Originally Posted by Spudfish93

I don't want to kill it, but it's bloody annoying that I know there's a ****load of spiders in my house.

Oh, no. It's already too late.

[Spyke4995]

At least they deal with the wasps in the loft.

[John!]

If you've seen it, it's already too late. It has your scent and is most likely sending a broadcast to all other spiders that it has smelled your fear. It will slowly invade every aspect of your life. When you dream, it'll be there, slowly eating away at your concept of reality until you cannot discern the difference between dreams and reality, at which point it will do that thing that makes it feel like God to you until you're a shell of what you once were, and it will dispose of you as it sees fit.

Spiders do this on a daily basis.

[Goku]

Let it sting you and become Spider-Man.

[Benihana]

Originally Posted by Galactic Mario

Let it bite you if it's radioactive and become Spider-Man.

Yeah.