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4th March 2012, 07:37 AM
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Sperm are People Too!
A city in Delaware has passed a bill declaring that each sperm is a person that should be entitled to the same rights as minors.
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/201...m-legislation/ http://uselectionnews.org/delaware-c...-sperm/856110/ By that logic, I would say many guys are serial killers. 
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4th March 2012, 07:56 AM
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Would that not make Masturbation murder?
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4th March 2012, 08:06 AM
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4th March 2012, 08:09 AM
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I guess this is a a consequence of Deleware not having no sales tax. :I This is ridiculous.
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4th March 2012, 08:33 AM
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this logic hurts head
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4th March 2012, 08:59 AM
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From the article, this looks like troll legislation to bring to light issues women have with legislation that put a damper on women's reproductive rights.
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4th March 2012, 09:57 AM
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But it's true, this legislation is now on the same logical level as a Monty Python skit.
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4th March 2012, 10:13 AM
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How long before sperm demands more equal rights though? Do you think in our lifetime we'll see sperm being able to vote or even...Run for president?
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4th March 2012, 10:37 AM
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This is... I... no... just...
I give up... You can't... I can't sum up how stupid this is. I just can't. I was going to write a witty remark or something, and I couldn't. Hmm... "Hell, they aren't even diploids! They're haploid cells! Haploid cells are inferior, and we all know this to be true!" Seriously, I want to see that being an argument like that taking place there.
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4th March 2012, 01:17 PM
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We could discuss IMPORTANT things we are struggling on... Or make cells that are part of the human body have rights.
So this mean that I have to give all my discarded semen to the nearest foster home? This is just stupid. |
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4th March 2012, 01:23 PM
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This is very, very stupid.
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4th March 2012, 01:52 PM
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so, if a woman egg is declared as a "person" (as said in the article) then every time I go on my rag, I am effectively murdering someone.
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4th March 2012, 01:52 PM
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I'm picturing some decently drawn Rugrats art with them in congress... discussing poop.
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4th March 2012, 02:44 PM
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4th March 2012, 03:00 PM
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Well this is just stupid. So is swallowing considered cannibalism? Is masturbating genocide? Is porn now snuff films?
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