-sigh- This is too good to be true

[wkw427]

So, I work at Bank of New York Mellon, right?

I just got a job offer, for Bank of New York Mellon

And I'm like.. dumbfounded. First thing I do Monday morning is ask my manager he is the one who posted that listing.

Seriously. What are the chances?!


Also, what I'm doing now (windows 7 migrations, basic desktop help) is almost what the job description is for!

[Guitar]

Congrats, I guess.

[Spudfish93]

So... you work at a bank.
And the bank you work at offered you a job to work for the bank you work at.
What the ****?

[DementedSun]

Bankception?

[wkw427]

Originally Posted by Chilli

Bankception?

Considering yesterday, myself and someone else were seeing how many remote desktops we could put between two machines

Was looking at computer A through computer B through computer A through computer B through computer A through computer B through computer A, until he noticed that the network usage was approaching close to 90% so we stopped.

[MetalHeroOfTime]

Whyme accidentally got the same job twice. Now he's Two Accountants

[wkw427]

No, I'm two desktop techs

Which, considering I can use the mouse proficient with either my left or right hand..

oh... my god

[Deebs]

blogs are neat and blogs are fun
it's the best thing you could've done

♫

[GoldenJiggies]

Originally Posted by Chilli

Bankception?

First thought that came to mind.

[Jackjack71]

Originally Posted by Spudfish93

So... you work at a bank.
And the bank you work at offered you a job to work for the bank you work at.
What the ****?

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that's confused.

[MetalHeroOfTime]

Originally Posted by Whyme123

No, I'm two desktop techs

Which, considering I can use the mouse proficient with either my left or right hand..

oh... my god

Oh, I'm sorry if I insulted you by calling you an accountant. I hope that doesn't make you Melloncoly. If it did, I will have to be held accountable for my actions and that is something you can take to the bank.

Anyways, now that you're Two Desktop Techs, you'll never get loanly.

[Korra]

Your bank is called New York Mellon?

[Snagprophet]

Originally Posted by Korra

Your bank is called New York Mellon?

Isn't that the password to for the Mines of Moria?

[Spudfish93]

I call bullshit on this thread.

[wkw427]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ban...ew_York_Mellon

Revenue increase US$ 14.730 billion (2011)[1]
Operating income decrease US$ 3.617 billion (2011)[1]
Net income decrease US$ 15.516 billion (2011)[1]
AUM increase US$ 1.260 trillion (2011)[1]
Total assets increase US$ 325.27 billion (2011)[1]
Total equity increase US$ 33.417 billion (2011)[1]

Big numbers, bro