Minecraft Tales

[Hangman]

So one afternoon, when my Internet was down, I got a great idea. I was bored. Very bored. So I started playing Minecraft. And thus, the stories you're about to read were born. The first ones involved me loading up my old modded .minecraft folder, which had AMCO (Arrg's Minecraft Overhaul) installed. I never truly read everything this pack had in it, so I installed it and have enjoyed it ever since. So please excuse me for any stupidity you find. Even if you're some critic. (Not saying any names.) Well, here goes...

Hangman's Minecraft Tales (With AMCO! )

"AAAH-" *SPLUT*
I look up and see some sort of boss on the other side of the obsidian room I'm in. It's on the other side of a pool of lava dividing the room.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
' '
3
-BOSS used Fireball!-
*FWOOM!*
"Uh..."
*BOOM!*
"AGH!"
-It's super effective!-
After about a minute of dodging fireballs, I understand.
"Ah, I see now." *gets hit by fireball* "Oof!"
-BOSS used Fireball!-
*FWOOM!*
I hit the fireball and it bounces back at the boss.
-Hangman used Counter!-
The fireball hits the boss, setting it on fire and doing just what I wanted. I continue doing this for a while and after about 3 hits, a wave of lava appears and starts moving forward and consumes the boss.
"HYES!"
I stand there for about 15 seconds, smiling, proud of myself, when I notice that the wave of lava has completely passed over the pool of lava and doesn't show signs of stopping.
"So what now? Shouldn't there be, I don't know, maybe a hole blown in the wall by TNT with a path to the surface?"
The wave just keeps getting closer.
"Uhh.... Help?"
I start searching for an exit, which takes around 3 precious seconds. I then find an iron staircase out of the room. I didn't really care where it went, so I took it, but for some reason can't get on to it the first 3 times. By the time I DO get on it, the top of the wave is directly above me, with the bottom 2 blocks, which are really all that matter, are *just 3 blocks away from me. I escape with roughly 3 seconds from the time I would've died.

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3 figures start approaching me.
"BANDITOS!"
I approach them as well.
"BANDITOS!" (derp)
2 blocks away.
"BANDITOS!"
*One-hit-killed by the bandits*

MORAL OF TEH STORY: Remember to wear your armor.

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I walk out the door at night and there are 3 creepers on the other side of the fence in my farm.
Me: O_O
Creepers: D: (as always XD)
Me: o_o
Creeper: Tssssss...
Me: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey! Don't you dare!" *smacks creeper back*
Other Creeper: Tssssss... D:
I run inside and close the door. Shortly after, I go back and try to negotiate.
"Now, gentlemen, what would-"
"Tssssss..."
Run back inside. Go back outside.
"...you get from b-"
"Tssssss..."
Run back inside. Go back outside.
"...blowing me up?"
"Tssssss..."
Run back inside. Go back outside.
"Honestly?"
"Tssssss..."
Run back inside. Go back outside.
-_-
D:
...
D:
"DIE!"
Just guess how that ended...

Well, that's all for now, folks! Hope you enjoyed! Now I really should be getting some sleep. I've school tomorrow. Why am I up this late in the first place? Anyway, if you want, you could post your own here. I don't mind.

[mccartney-tm]