Member Payne: A RWNoire story

[The Colonel]

INDEX

[CHAPTER 1: PROLOGUE]

Rare Witch City, Present Day, One Hour Ago

Moderator 1: "Stand by, ten ten, investigate reported disturbance at Icer plaza?"

Moderator 2: "10-4, dispatch, you verified the IP?"

Moderator 1: "It's Icer Plaza, repeat, Icer Plaza!"

Moderator 3: "Shots fired on the rooftop, an assault in progress, at Icer Plaza, repeat, an assault in progress!"

Moderator 3: "It's a warzone down here! 10-85, dispatcher, need additional Mods, additional Mods NOW! Moderator in danger, Moderator in danger!"

Moderator 1: "10-5, please repeat, 10-5, all Mods all Mods, emergency, Moderator in danger, Icer Plaza!"

Member: They were all dead. The final bullet was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger... and it was over.

Member: To make any sort of sense of it, I need to go back three years-- Back too the night the infraction started.

New Projersey, Three Years Ago

Member: I was still in the Staff back then, RWPD, VBulletinhattan, Midtown North Forum, Hell's Forum.

???: "So when are you coming to work for me, Staff Member Payne?"

Member: "You'd make me work Moderating the forum. Sorry, Admin. The E-grilfriend and my farmville come first."

Member: "See: My last Spam. It's bad for the baby."

Admin: "That's you, Member. A regular Mini-Mod."

Member: "See ya, Admin."

Admin: "Still up for Forum Fun Thursday night, right?"

Member: "Like taking rep from a noob."

Member: Forum Life was good. The sun setting on a sweet Milk day, the smell of freshly Posted threads, the sounds of Noobs posting--

Member: A page across the Forum, on the Modded side. A beautiful rep and a lot of internet friends. The internet dream come true. I was getting back online...

Member: "E-friends, I'm back!"

Member: Internet dreams have a bad habit of going bad when you're not online.

Member: The Admins went offline with practiced bravado. TwilightVestige scrolled across the page, laden with foreboding.

Member: "E-friends? E-girlfriend? Anybody home?"

Member: I didn't like the way the show started, they'd given me best VM in the house: Front Row Center.

Member: Something ugly had been JPEG'd on the VM list. A map of things to come. An ugly doodle. A completely pointless drawing full of diabolical meanings.

*Member picks up the phone*

Member: "Listen, someone's hacked into my page. PM Ice Mario."

???: "Is this the Member residence?"

Member: "Yes, someone's hacked into my page, they're still here, you have to PM --"

???: "Good. I'm afraid I cannot help you."

Member: "Who is this? Why did you exit chat? Hello?"

*Member runs upstairs*

*Screaming and yelling is heard from the next room, and then gunshots and silence*

Member: "E-GIRLFRIEND!"

*Member runs to door, and a man comes out*

???: "Death is coming..."

Member: "Hands up!"

???: "DEATH... IS COMING!"

*Member shoots the man*

*Member runs into the room and sees a JPEG of his dead baby he had with his E-girlfriend in a weird RPG*

Member: "No... please, god, no..."

*Member runs into the next room and shoots another junkie*

*Member looks at the bed, to see his E-girlfriend's dead avatar*

Member: "NOOOOO!"

To be Continued...

[Galactic Mario]

LOL. Continue this.

[MetalHeroOfTime]

So cool. I REALLY NEED TO GET OFF OF MY DUFF AND WRITE SOMETHING!

[The Colonel]

Just a quick note, this is a parody of Max Payne.

[MetalHeroOfTime]

I didn't notice!

[Hangman]

That was awesome.
Must... Have... MORE!