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Member Payne: A RWNoire story
[CHAPTER 1: PROLOGUE]
Rare Witch City, Present Day, One Hour Ago
Moderator 1: "Stand by, ten ten, investigate reported disturbance at Icer plaza?"
Moderator 2: "10-4, dispatch, you verified the IP?"
Moderator 1: "It's Icer Plaza, repeat, Icer Plaza!"
Moderator 3: "Shots fired on the rooftop, an assault in progress, at Icer Plaza, repeat, an assault in progress!"
Moderator 3: "It's a warzone down here! 10-85, dispatcher, need additional Mods, additional Mods NOW! Moderator in danger, Moderator in danger!"
Moderator 1: "10-5, please repeat, 10-5, all Mods all Mods, emergency, Moderator in danger, Icer Plaza!"
Member: They were all dead. The final bullet was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger... and it was over.
Member: To make any sort of sense of it, I need to go back three years-- Back too the night the infraction started.
New Projersey, Three Years Ago
Member: I was still in the Staff back then, RWPD, VBulletinhattan, Midtown North Forum, Hell's Forum.
???: "So when are you coming to work for me, Staff Member Payne?"
Member: "You'd make me work Moderating the forum. Sorry, Admin. The E-grilfriend and my farmville come first."
Member: "See: My last Spam. It's bad for the baby."
Admin: "That's you, Member. A regular Mini-Mod."
Member: "See ya, Admin."
Admin: "Still up for Forum Fun Thursday night, right?"
Member: "Like taking rep from a noob."
Member: Forum Life was good. The sun setting on a sweet Milk day, the smell of freshly Posted threads, the sounds of Noobs posting--
Member: A page across the Forum, on the Modded side. A beautiful rep and a lot of internet friends. The internet dream come true. I was getting back online...
Member: "E-friends, I'm back!"
Member: Internet dreams have a bad habit of going bad when you're not online.
Member: The Admins went offline with practiced bravado. TwilightVestige scrolled across the page, laden with foreboding.
Member: "E-friends? E-girlfriend? Anybody home?"
Member: I didn't like the way the show started, they'd given me best VM in the house: Front Row Center.
Member: Something ugly had been JPEG'd on the VM list. A map of things to come. An ugly doodle. A completely pointless drawing full of diabolical meanings.
*Member picks up the phone*
Member: "Listen, someone's hacked into my page. PM Ice Mario."
???: "Is this the Member residence?"
Member: "Yes, someone's hacked into my page, they're still here, you have to PM --"
???: "Good. I'm afraid I cannot help you."
Member: "Who is this? Why did you exit chat? Hello?"
*Member runs upstairs*
*Screaming and yelling is heard from the next room, and then gunshots and silence*
*Member runs to door, and a man comes out*
???: "Death is coming..."
Member: "Hands up!"
???: "DEATH... IS COMING!"
*Member shoots the man*
*Member runs into the room and sees a JPEG of his dead baby he had with his E-girlfriend in a weird RPG*
Member: "No... please, god, no..."
*Member runs into the next room and shoots another junkie*
*Member looks at the bed, to see his E-girlfriend's dead avatar*
To be Continued...
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
THE FUTURE WILL BE CHANGED!
YOU'LL CREATE A TIME PARADOX!
LOL. Continue this.
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