Banjo-Kazooie 6: Minjo Madness
So after BK3: Return of the Witches, BK4: Shards of the Crystal Jiggy, and BK5: The Revenge of Mingy Jongo it is time to begin anew. (name of #4 might be a little off)
This is a new BK ongoing story RPG thingy sort of continuing from the last one. Basically what it amounts to is that the Minjos are collecting "ingredients" for something. It's short and simple, but it's better than the super long drivel that I had for this before. You can make it so that something is taken from you if you want, but you don't have to. There is no strictly set path or storyline, just don't put something that is completely off (not related to BK at all, etc.). You can be a character that wasn't in the series if you want, just make sure that it doesn't seem too out of place. Join in when you feel like it and continue the story. BTW, for people who don't know, my character is the Jinjonator. Anyway...
This first post will be edited as people join and things happen. It's mainly so we have info gathered in one location.
Grunjo by John
Blue Breegull by Blue Breegull
Dark Breegull by Blue Breegull
Brinjo by Blue Breegull
I will update this when new people join.
banjordan: BK Mumbo
Mumbo BT: Mumbo BT being turned into a white jinjo.
Blue Breegull: Blue Breegull
These are good characters that are in the story so far, but that no one has claimed yet. New people can still be these character if they want excluding Jingaling who has been kidnapped (even though Jinjos have been kidnapped too, a few slipping through the Minjos' grasp would be acceptable if someone wants to be one).
JiggyWiggy and Disciples
The Crystal Jiggy
Blue Breegull's eggs
The Bottles' family secret book of moves
Banjo's shark tooth necklace
Gruntilda's most recent lair
Gruntilda: Hmmm... What to do?
She was now just a pathetic pile of ash, and yet she was STILL thinking of ways to get revenge. She had been there for what seemed like forever when she heard some strange noises.
The next thing she knew, she was being swept up into a dust pan.
Banjo was still asleep as usual, snoring as loud as ever when a loud squawking sound woke him up.
Banjo: I wonder what trouble has Kazooie gotten herself into this time?
Before he could get up to go check she slowly made her way into the house without a single feather left on her. After struggling to walk a few steps she passed out on the floor.
Banjo: Oh dear...
The Jinjonator was sitting in his hut relaxing. He and the other residents of the Isle of Hags had beaten Gruntilda for what seemed like the billionth time. Maybe they would finally get some peace. Suddenly there came a loud knocking at his door. He got up and opened it.
John the Jinjonator: Hmmm... That's strange. No one there.
There was a loud whirring sound behind him. He turned and saw what appeared to be a miniature variant of the witches old B.O.B. machine being pointed through his window. Before he could think twice it activated, and a long blue beam of electricity streamed out and hit him. He fell to the floor feeling stripped of his powers and tried to find the strength to get up.
Last edited by John; 26th November 2003 at 06:23 PM.
Mumbo (who is me) enters the scene...
Mumbo: Look like nasty BOB gun shoot Jinjonator, me help Jinjonator up and restore him using great Shamon magic.
Mumbo says his chants and manages to restore enough energy to keep the Jinjonator alive.
Then there's a fly of sparks, Mumbo is getting up from the floor and realizes his mask is off! He looks around, hearing a Hrrrm! sound and a little orange guy speeding off behind one of the Jinjo houses.
Mumbo chases after him...
The Jinjonator gets up, head still spinning, to see Mumbo rush out the door in pursuit of something.
John: That machine completely stole my powers... urrgh... What am I supposed to do now? I can't do anything like this.
He stumbles out the door.
John: Maybe Jingaling knows what's going on... Now where did Mumbo go?
Meanwhile at JiggyWiggy's Temple
Disciple: Master JiggyWiggy! Come look! The Crystal Jiggy has been stolen!
JiggyWiggy enters the chamber. He stares in disbelief.
JiggyWiggy: This is not good. It is still unstable from when it was shattered a while ago. Any unskilled being who tries to use it could unleash some extremely warped energy.
Disciple: I don't know how anyone could have made it past our new security system. It has been tested over and-
He points towards the ceiling where the last few inches of a rope is being pulled out through the large circular opening. Impish laughing sounds are heard.
Disciple: *smacks forehead* Who would have guessed that a gigantic hole in the ceiling would pose a security problem...
Outside the Temple Banjo is struggling to dodge lasers and landmines, among various other traps, trying to get to the door. The passed out featherless Kazooie is in his pack.
Last edited by John; 26th October 2003 at 06:21 PM.
lol, I was gonna join as myself. Maybe there's a way...
MB looks below from the gigantic cliff on the Isle Of Hags(The hut near Chuffy, Jolly Rogers, And Hailfire) and observes the island below. He notices a bright, light blue shiny object that nearly blinds him.
MB: That looks like the Crystal Jiggy... Gruntilda must be back.
Leaving his hut, Mumbo leaves with his Staff in his left hand, and Mumbo Pad at his right side. He immediately checks out the site.
As he arrives, he notices the jiggy is being pulled into the sky by what look like Minjos. He proceeds.
Minjo: That one is rather bold, but his efforts are futile! Use that Jiggy on him now!
Minjo 2: But master told us to bring it to him, not to use it!
Minjo: This one may pose a threat to us in the future! We'll be honored by master!
Minjo 2: Fine, you do realize our lives are at stake though.
By now MB has placed the pad on the ground and starts to enchant a bunch of magical spheres around the 2 minjos.
Minjo 2: Great, he's just surrounded us with a barrior!
Minjo: No worry, we've still got the Crystal Jiggy!
The Minjo uses it and fires a blue beam at MB. He absorbs the beam completely and collapses on the ground.
Minjo: We're done, lets go!
The 2 Minjos fly off with the Jiggy as MB has just the strength to watch them fly off. He eventually recovers and gets back on his feet.
MB: I wonder what that was all about... they could have killed me right then and there!
MB feels a rush of energy that causes him to fall and black out for a moment. When he wakes up, he notices his left hand has turned White and is that of a Jinjo's.
MB: What on earth is happening??!
Two Mumbos eh? I guess BK Mumbo and BT Mumbo are different enough from each other that it could work in a weird sort of way. Actually, that could make for some interesting explanations to the "Grunty's Teacher" thing that seems to have been dropped.
banjordan, I'm not sure whether you had anything in mind for what Mumbo looks like under his mask or if you end up catching the Minjo or something so I'll leave that alone for now and assume you left after them.
Anyway, I'll be editing the first post as more stuff happens so that the info is easily accessible as we get further into this.
The Jinjonator looks around for Mumbo but he is still off chasing whatever it was that stole his mask. He trudges off towards Jingaling's castle(if it can be called that). He enters the building and is greeted by Jingaling.
Jingaling: Yo! Wassup! What brings you to my pad?
Jinjonator: Something strange is going on.... My powers were zapped by a machine being pointed through my window. Mumbo came to help, but he's off chasing something that stole his mask. I came to see if you had any idea of what's going on.
Jingaling: Sounds like trouble. Unfortunately for you, I am not Jingaling.
Jingaling: Didn't you know that your ruler is not red? Emperor Minjalus at your service! Remember that name. It'll be famous soon. I'll be taking Jingaling and all your other little buddies alive... For now. Heh heh heh. Oh and don't worry. We have no use for weaklings like you. Heh.
He gives a wicked grin as he paralyzes the Jinjonator with a string of electricity and heads out the door. After a couple of minutes the Jinjonator is able to move again.
John: I must still have been too out of it to notice it wasn't the king... What the heck is going on here?
Last edited by John; 29th October 2003 at 08:25 PM.
B_B the Blue Breegull was lounging around Breegull Beach one day with nothing in particular to do. Not that he didn't appreciate this lack of activity; he'd been in more adventures than he could count. After all, who doesn't like sleeping at the beach? So it was there that he was lying down on a hammock near the water, when he suddenly heard something from behind him.
B_B lifts up his sunglasses and turns around.
B_B: Who was that?
He merely gets a glimpse for about a fraction of a second before he is conked over the head with a bat by some unfriendly Minjos.
B_B: Ouch! Hey, if you wanted...some...penguins...
B_B falls over into the sand.
Minjo 1: Are you sure this is the right guy?
Minjo 2: Of course it is! He's a breegull, and he's blue. That's what master asked for, so shaddup and grab his eggs!
Minjo 1: Yeah, only there are about 5 other blue breegulls around here on this friggin beach.
Minjo 4: Hey! What's with the bat get up? Weren't we suppossed to use this machine?
Minjo 3: Bats are cooler!
Minjo 2: So what do you want me to do? Knock out ever other friggin bird that resembles the slightest shade of blue?
Minjo 3: Are not! Machines are cooler!
Minjo 1: Maybe! We can't get masters orders wrong!
Minjo 3: Bats!
Minjo 4: Machines!
Minjo 3: Bats!
Minjo 4: Machines!
Minjo 2: So you do it! Hit all of the other breegulls around here! See ya next year!
Minjo 3: Bats!
Minjo 1: OH no you don't, pullin that physcological stuff on me. I ain't doin that. This is the one.
Minjo 2: That's what I said.
Minjo 4: Machines!
Minjo 3: Bats!
Minjo 1: No it isn't.
Minjo 2: Yes.
Minjo 1: No.
Minjo 3: Bats!
Minjo 4: Machines!
In the middle of all this commotion, B_B staggers up slowly...
Minjo 3: Bats!
Minjo 4: Machines!
B_B: Hey! Were you the guys who hit me with that object?
Minjo 4:... Bats win. Smack 'em.
Minjo 3 smacks B_B again with the bat. Afterward, they take all of his eggs, and dash of with a last 'Heh.' B_B wakes up a bit later.
Ruffles feathers and rubs head with wing
B_B: That's the last time I invite them over...blah.
B_B discovers all of his eggs are gone...
B_B: WHAT?! My eggs are gone! And I had nestking! Those theiving Minjos!
B_B is smacked again by a minjo who hadn't quite left yet. When he wakes up a third time...
B_B: Okay. I'ma going to have to get to the bottom of this. I need to find out where those minjos reside...and recover my eggs. With out them...well...I'm not utterly defensless. Actually, I could kick their butts right now.
B_B realizes he is talking out loud by the look of a confused fish in the water that was watching him. B_B looks around, and shuts up.
B_B *thinking*: I'm going to King Jingalings to see if he knows where the Minjo empire is. If they have one.
With that in mind, B_B takes to the air and flies off...unaware of the dark, sinister shape that watched from a cliff above.
???: Hehe... you'll never find the minjo empire...while I'm around!
The dark figure flies off after B_B.
- I'll be known as BK Mumbo. -
After a little while of chasing the orange minjo BK Mumbo catches a glimpse of a bright blue light and sees a couple of Minjos flying off toward Cloud Cuckoo Land.
BK Mumbo: Can't let minjos get away with strange mischief they doing or let people see BK Mumbo without great shamon mask!
He hears something and hides behind a shrub to see a little ways away the orange minjo with his mask talking with some other minjos. One of the minjos has a little laser device, and another has a baseball bat.
Minjo with mask: I got his mask! He was chasing me for while, but I think I lost him. Did you get the blue breegull eggs?
Minjo with laser device: No, not yet. Mr. Wackety-Wack-With-The-Bat is hitting everything shaded blue in sight and we aren't getting very far!
BK Mumbo watches as they split up and leave. He carefully moves out of the shrubs and charges toward the minjo with his mask.
BK Mumbo: Take that! BUDIGUBBA!
A flash of light and the minjo is turned into a small crappy pumpkin that can't attack, BK Mumbo takes his mask up and puts it back on quickly in hopes that the looks of his face will be kept secret.
BK Mumbo: Tranformation last short time on minjo, transformand minjo will change back and nasty minjos will be after BK Mumbo. BK Mumbo must make hurry and foil evil minjo plan.
BK Mumbo looks around but can't find any sign of the other minjos so he goes after the ones that flew away into the sky, he knows where they're headed, so he goes running for the bubble near the Wasteland and runs into a familiar face at Pine Grove on his way...
OOC: I'll still be known as MB
MB tests out his Jinjo fist by punching in the air a few times.
MB: Well it seems to be working okay...
MB picks up his wand on the ground with his Jinjo hand, but is unable to use it.
MB: I forget, only Shamen can use this wand.
MB switches hands and realizes the wand works, but is slightly weaker.
MB: This Jinjo hand is really ticking me off now.
MB then gets an idea and enchants a curing spell on his Mumbo Pad, he finds it is useless.
MB: I'll need that Crystal Jiggy back I think in order to recover this. I must seek help first.
MB walks over the Jiggywiggy's temple and decides to learn more.
MB: HOW did they get the Jiggy anyway?
JiggyWiggy: They did got it through the roof of our building; we were not strong enough to fight them off.
MB: It seems that their goal is for power... world domination.
JiggyWiggy: It seemed odd, because even then I felt like I was getting weaker, I shrugged it off as age, but it seems the island itself is getting weaker.
Disciple: Perhaps it has something to do with B.O.B.?
JiggyWiggy: A very good point indeed, but no rays were used on the Island since Gruntilda has been banished from the island.
MB: That makes me wonder, that perhaps the one behind this used properties of B.O.B. to sap people's powers??! Perhaps I should see whats happened up at the Claudron over the past few years.
JiggyWiggy: What you say DOES make sense... but I dont understand how you can convert a life force sucking machine into a living being.
MB: Thats what I'm going to find out. I highly doubt Minjos have settled their castle on an old dilapidated building.
JiggyWiggy: But I do fear that going alone will only bring death. You are not the powerful shamen you were just a few minutes ago. I do notice the Jinjo arm on you.
Disciple: It is true. You must wait. I will search this entire island and bring the strongest of them back here. I'll be back by nightfall with everyone here right at the temple.
Jiggywiggy: Great, we can discuss the matter as a group and bring the Minjo's plan to an end.
With that, The Disciple leaves immediately searching for the others, while MB trains some more. He notices that his Jinjo hand has now taken his entire half arm.
MB: Life, being sapped away... The later we act, the more difficult it'll be.
Last edited by Mumbo BT; 28th October 2003 at 07:45 PM.
B_B makes his way to Jinjo Village, but decides to stop by Spiral Mountain for a quick break from flying. Upon landing, he sees something flying towards him in the distance.
B_B *thinking*: That looks like a breegull...
B_B sits down to allow himself to catch a breath. The figure soon lands about 20 feet away from him, and behold! It is a breegull. A very, very dark purple colored one. A very cool-looking, sinister dark dark purple breegull.
Purple Breegull: I see you are trying to reach the home of the minjos.
B_B:...Uh-huh. Yeah. Who are you?
Purple Breegull: Name's Dark Breegull. Not that knowing my name will do you any good, for you'll be dead in about a minute.
B_B: Funny how alot of breegulls don't have very original names. Now, are you threatening me?
Dark Breegull laughs evilly, and hurls a weird purple egg at B_B.
Upon impact, B_B starts glowing a dark shade for a moment, and then realizes he has been temporarily blinded! And, he also realizes he is in severe pain.
B_B runs around in circles until he can see again. At about that time, Dark Breegull jumps into the air, and smacks across the head with his wing, sending B_B flying. Whilst B_B is airborne, Dark Breegull (DB) takes off and catches B_B's wings in each talon. DB flies around in circles really fast, and lets go after a few second to send B_B flying into a wall. DB catches up to him pulls several karate moves on B_B.
DB: Hmph. You only have one honeycomb left, and you haven't even scratched me. Pitiful waste. And they say you were an adventurer, eh? Well, B_B, you've met your end!
Dark Breegull pulls out a different egg, a black one, and prepares to throw it, when B_B musters up enough strength to trip DB. The black egg falls on DB, but doesn't do anything. B_B gets up quickly, grabs DB by the neck, and stuffs the egg down his throat. DB coughs and gets up.
B_B: How'd it taste? Did it need a little salt?
B_B wing whacks DB
B_B: But maybe this will taste better!
B_B motions to fire a nuclear egg, but of course, nothing comes out.
DB: You've got no eggs? You're worse than I thought!
B_B looks around and runs over to a nearby beehive, which he wacks and takes some honeycombs from.
B_B: Okay. Now let's fight!
B_B and DB charge each other. About 4 seconds before impact, DB takes to the air and raises his talons to hit B_B in the head. B_B ducks, and as DB zooms on by B_B jump-kicks him in the back. DB recovers, and fires a shadow egg (the purple kind) at B_B. B_B dodges, and attempts to fire a nuclear egg...nothing comes out.
B_B: Darn! Need to break myself of that habit for now-
DB jump-kicks B_B in the face. Before B_B can get up, DB grabs B_B with his talon, tosses him in the air, and fires two shadow eggs at B_B's gut. B_B is sent flying into the moat. There is silence while DB cautiously eyes the moat for a few seconds...
DB: *Sigh* That was simple.
Just then, B_B jumps out of the moat, screams 'BONZAI!!!', and throws Roysten the fish, who resides in the moat, at DB. DB recoils for a second and tosses the fish back into the water. In that time, B_B takes back to the air and beak bombs DB. DB staggers to the ground, then rises into the air. The two fly into each other, talons extended, and grip each other. For a while they fly around, slicing and pecking each other, until B_B falls to the ground. Dark Breegull lands next to him.
DB: *pant* Time to finish you once and for all!
B_B is unable to move. Just as Dark Breegull is about to launch a final blow, he catches a glimpse at the sun. He stares for a second, then turns back to B_B.
DB: I'll spare you for now. Next time I'll defeat you before you can even bother to move a feather. Know that your efforts are futile, you'll never find the Minjo Empire. Watch your back at night...I'll be waiting in the shadows!
With a last evil chuckle, DB fires some shadow eggs into the ground, causing some smoake to surface. When the smoke clears, DB is gone without a trace. B_B is left gasping for breath on the ground.
B_B: *pant...pant* I better watch out for that guy. I don't stand a chance against him without my eggs!
With that, B_B passes out on the ground.
The Jinjonator stumbles about aimlessly for a while and eventually stumbles into JiggyWiggy's Disciple.
John: What brings you here...
Disciple: The Minjos are up to something. They stole the Crystal Jiggy and are running around terrorizing everyone. I was sent to bring the strongest back to JiggyWiggy's temple.
John: I know about the Minjos. They kidnapped all the Jinjos along with King Jingaling. Anyway, if you are looking for the strongest then you'd best look elsewhere... They stole my powers. I'll be of no use to anyone in this state.
Disciple: Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. You should head to JiggyWiggy's anyway. He may be able to help you...*mumbles* although without the Crystal Jiggy I'd imagine that he's pretty powerless himslef... Er... Scratch that last part. I'd better go find some of the others.
The Jinjonator heads off towards JiggyWiggy's. He enters Bottles' House and finds it in a mess. Dishes are shattered, books are everywhere, and the big Picture of Bottles is all torn apart. He enters further to find the whole family tied up along with Jamjars.
He unties them.
Mrs. Bottles: Oh thank you! I was beginning to think that no one would ever find us. That Disciple guy passed through the other room in such a hurry that he didn't see us.
Bottles: Those thieving Minjos stole our secret family book that has been passed down through generations! It contains all of our moves and secrets!
Jamjars: I'll teach those punks a lesson they'll never forget when I get my hands on them!
John: *sigh* This is getting worse by the minute. What would htose Minjos want with all this stuff anyway? Perhaps you guys should come with me. Mrs. Bottles, you stay here with the kids.
The three of them head out and off to the Temple. They pass Banjo on the way lying flat on his face. Bottles pokes him with a stick. He stirs and gets up.
John: So what happened to you?
Banjo: Errrr.... JiggyWiggy's new "Security System" got me... So many traps all around...
Jamjars: You must have set them all off already since we haven't run into any trouble... Where's bird-brain?
She pokes her bald head out of the backpack. Bottles and Jamjars break out into a fit of laughter clutching their sides.
Kazooie: Oh shut up bug brains! What's so funny anyway?
Jamjars pulls a small mirror out of his survival pack and holds it up in front of her. Upon seeing her reflection Kazooie screeches louder than anyone would have thought possible, nearly bursting everyones eardrums.
Banjo: *sigh* So she finally woke up...
They all head into JiggyWiggy's Temple.
Last edited by John; 31st October 2003 at 07:21 PM.
B_B wakes up a while later, wondering why he was attacked by that strange breegull. He decides to pay a visit to his good old buddy John and recount the recent events. Upon entering, he finds John gone...and the rest of the Jinjos!
B_B: What? The Jinjos are gone!... Grunty better not have done something to them again, causing them to stand in one place waiting for someone to touch them...
B_B then notices a Jinjo standing in a corner, waving its hands around and saying 'Help!'. It also has a bat in its hand.
B_B: GRR! That's no Jinjo! That's the guy who hit me before! I'm pretty sure...
B_B tries to fire a grenade egg at it...
B_B *thinking*: Oh yeah. I forgot. Now...Jinjos gone...A minjo in the village...Minjos stole my eggs...the minjos have to be the cause of all of this. I'll stop by Jingaling's to make sure.
Of course, Jingaling's castle is deserted.
B_B: Great. Next place to stop by is Jiggywiggy's. Maybe he knows what's going on.
So B_B flaps over to JiggyWiggy's place, where he meets John, Mumbo BT, and everyone else that is there.
Everyone finally enters the temple as they all make a plan.
Jiggywiggy: Well currently the Minjos stole just about everything. Ironic that now they're thieves, but that's probably the reason why we were all caught off guard.
Disciple: Yeah, I think first we should set up new security in the temple, Banjo and Kazooie basically destroyed it all trying to enter!
Jiggywiggy: WELL, yeah... but we have nothing to secure anymore! Alright... anyhow, your first mission is to go to Claudron Keep and find out if any strange activity has been going on. Our current guesses are that B.O.B. may be involved somehow. But just to be safe, I want you to sabotage the machine completely to reduce the risk of the people on the island.
B_B: Alright! Just leave that to me! Err....... SHOOT
JiggyWiggy: Yes, there is a slight problem, maybe Jamjars can disarm it or something?
JamJars: Heck yeah! I'll dig up to the room stealthly and disarm B.O.B. before they can even say "Breeguls Suck!"
John: ::sigh:: I would like to see the day when Moles and Breeguls get along.
JiggyWiggy: You now are set... I call you: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING!!!
JiggyWiggy: Err... I mean: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE JIGGY!! Now go forth and crush the Jinjos at once!
The group leaves and immediately sets on their Journey.
They head to the Quagmire via the silos.
Banjo: How are we going to get up? Kazooie is in no condition to use the Claw Clamber boots or the shock spring pad.
John: Well the witches had to have a way of getting up there somehow..
Bottles: What's this?
He notices a strange rock sticking out of the wall and touches it. A portion of the rock wall slides open revealing a long set of stairs.
John: Oh great... stairs... lots and lots of stairs...
The head up until, tired and weary, they reach the top.
Blue Breegull: So... lets head on in.
They head inside. Everything is as it should be and nothing seems to be wrong.
MBT: Don't tell me we came all the way up here for nothing?
All of a sudden a cage falls down over them trapping them. The floor beneath them begins to move. It descends deep into the earth with them on it.
Banjo: I have a bad feeling about this...
Back to BK Mumbo...
As he's heading to the bubble to go to CCL, he stumbles into someone at Pine Grove and falls over backwards to find Humba standing over him.
Humba: Masked shamon clumsy. Humba in trouble, come with me.
BK Mumbo fallows her into her tent
BK Mumbo: Something up. She not invite BK Mumbo into tent...
He enters the tent to find the water in the pool a dark dark purple, almost black.
Humba: BK Mumbo jump in pool.
BK Mumbo: BK Mumbo have bad feeling...
Humba: It special Humba transformation to help BK Mumbo fight minjos.
BK Mumbo catches a glimpse of a minjo behind her chair. Then he sees a minjo on top of the thin walkway above.
BK Mumbo: Humba set BK Mumbo up! Humba turn bad!!
She tries to push him into the pool but he swipes her with his wand and she turns into minjo.
Minjo: He foiled our plan! Get him!!!
They all try to grab for him, but he escapes and he performs his shamon magic to shrink the tent down to size.
BK Mumbo: Magic only work for short while. Minjos capture Humba!
He sees a very large flash of light come from CCL
BK Mumbo: What that? What are nasty minjos doing there? Must hurry and stop nasty minjos!
He heads on to the Wasteland and runs over to the bubble and gets inside it.
After a long while he reaches CCL and gets off.
BK Mumbo: Where are nasty minjos hiding?
He searches, fighting small baddies and using the flower spitter things to get around. Then he ends up at a Mumbo hut.
BK Mumbo: See if minjos hiding here.
He enters and climbs the stairs to find... Mumbo?
At last, the cage ride ends
B_B: Wow, that took long enough. Is it really necessary to take us so far down into the earth's crust?
John: Hey, I've heard that voice before...
???: Indeed you have. It is I, Emperor Minjulas!
Jamjars: Say who?
EM: Emperor Minjulas! Yeesh, you idiotic mole! Need I staple my name to your forehead?
Jamjars: Naw...you don't.
Kazooie: Now, may I be the first to say, WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH US!
EM: Oh, what a silly question. I've already gotten what I want from each of you...except the bear.
Banjo looks around stupidly, then motions to himself
EM: Yes, YOU!!! Minjos!
A group of minjos haul in a little laser thingie.
EM: *EHEM* Turn it ON
One of the minjos: Oh yeah.
The machine starts up slowly, then fires a beam, absorbing Banjo's shark tooth.
Bottles: That's it?
MumboBT: So now what?
Mumbo BT's whole arm has been 'jinjafied'.
EM: Now...I kill you.
EM pulls a lever...and nothing happens
EM: What? The cage should be plunging even farther into the earth's crust!
Kazooie: Well, you'll be in a few seconds! Burn and die!
Kazooie fires a grenade egg at Emperor Minjulas. It knocks him backward, and he hits a lever, causing the cage to retract. The 'fellowship' runs out and knocks out the Minjos. They continue to run about until they find their way out of the secret place...and into MINJO VILLAGE!
B_B: Woah. Minjo Village. I knew there had to be one.
The group hears a minjo shout, 'There they are! Get 'em!
John: Quick! Into that weird portal over there!
Banjo grabs B_B by the neck and drags him into the portal, following everone else.
MumboBT: Where are we?
World 1: Silly Savaahna
B_B: Appearently at world 1; Silly Savaahna.
Banjo: This place may be an African savaahna...but it is not silly...