The RWP

Kablamooie · #1 10th August 2006, 04:20 PM

Yeah, I'm starting a new fan-fic. What's the plot? I really don't know. I guess I'll just make it up as I go along. Okay, then, here's the first chapter!

CHAPTER ONE

xxx, dmoss, and kablamooie were all hanging out in the calm little town of Rare Witch Project. They were very bored, and were just kicking around cans. "Hey, guys, do you wanna go down to Anything Goes?" said dmoss. Anything Goes was the only arcade that Rare Witch Project had. "Mmph mmph phmm mhph." said kablamooie. kablamooie wore a bright green ski mask that covered up his entire face. It still had two holes in it so that kablamooie could see, but it was very diffucult to understand what kablamooie was saying. dmoss and xxx seemed to be the only ones who could tell what he was really saying.

"You don't have any money either, huh?" said xxx. xxx was the only girl in the group, and had been in the group only one year. She was very pretty, but dmoss and kablamooie didn't really have any feelings for her. The other boys at school did, making xxx very popular. "Look, guys, I have three quarters. We can each play one game." said dmoss. dmoss was the smartest person in the group, and he was the one who had started the group seven years ago.

"Okay, that sounds good to me." said xxx. They started to walk across the road, when a car zoomed by, running over kablamooie. "Oh my god, they killed kab!" yelled dmoss. "You BASTARDS!" yelled xxx at the car. "Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the arcade." They both walked into the arcade.

The arcade only had five games: Blonkey Dong, Marriedto Brothers, Galagiangagaga, Snore Snore Revolution, and Super Golf Bowling Extreme Challenge 3. All of them wore an "OUT OF ORDER" sign. "Well, this sucks. Now what can we do?" said xxx. dmoss pointed to a poster that was behind xxx. It read: "ARE YOU BORED? NEED SOMETHING TO DO? THEN JOIN THE CLAN OF LOST SOULS! DETAILS BELOW."

"I dunno, Mossy..." said xxx. "C'mon, what else do we have to do?" said dmoss. "Well.......okay." said xxx. "Great! It says that the first meeting is tonight at eight! See you there!" dmoss ran out of the arcade. xxx sighed. "I really need some friends who are girls...."

BKSonic1234 · #2 10th August 2006, 06:50 PM

Nice chapter, Kab! LOL, Super Golf Bowling Extreme Challenge 3! This fic looks like it'll be really good. And funny. Keep it up!

Kablamooie · #3 11th August 2006, 06:25 PM

CHAPTER TWO

It was the day after the Clan of Lost Souls meeting. xxx and kablamooie were at their lockers at school when dmoss came walking up. He was very pale and his eyes were crooked. "Hey, Mossy. Sorry that kab and I couldn't make it to the meeting." said xxx. "Thanks for your patience, and positive feedback, everyone!" said dmoss. "Mmph phmm hmph?" said kablamooie. "It was 9:00, and dmoss knew he was going to have to fight himself to sleep later that night. Plus, being that school was the next day, his Mom was making him go to bed at 10:15." said dmoss.

"......Um....soooooo.....how'd the meeting go?" said xxx. "I have a working list of Members that will be included, in different ways. I should remind everyone that, being that there are 1,500 members of the RWP...it's going to be really hard to get all of the active users involved. I'm sorry for that, but you know how it goes." said dmoss. Just then, kablamooie noticed that dmoss had two small horns on his head.

"MMPH PHHM MPHM!!" said kablamooie. kablamooie was then hit in the eye by a paper airplane. He pulled it out, but it also pulled out his eye. kablamooie fell to the ground and bled to death. "Well, guys…here we are again," said dmoss. "Um...you......bastard?" xxx said to the paper airplane.

xxx knew that something was wrong with dmoss. Then she noticed the horns on his head. She ran to the library, sat down at a computer, and looked up the Clan of Lost Souls. She'd find out what was wrong with dmoss....somehow.

(Oh, and you guys should all know what thread dmoss's reused dialogue is coming from.....)

Gruntling · #4 11th August 2006, 08:58 PM

This is looking funny kablamooie!

I can't wait to read some more!

dmoss · #5 11th August 2006, 10:22 PM

L.M.A.O.

Kablamooie...I give this a resounding, "Huzzah!" This is going to be a great Story! I can't wait to see where this is all leading...and, could someone tell me what on Earth I'm saying in the story...?

Kablamooie · #6 11th August 2006, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by dmoss

and, could someone tell me what on Earth I'm saying in the story...?

You should know. You've already said it.

Kablamooie · #7 12th August 2006, 02:27 AM

CHAPTER THREE

xxx logged on to Hoogle and looked up the Clan of Lost Souls. Here's what she found: "The Clan of Lost Souls is a group of people who wish to be a part of Satan's army. New members are hypnotized, and told to get other members. After a little while in the clan's company, members actually start turning into demons."

"Well, that explains it." said xxx. She went to go get kablamooie and had him read what she had found. "Mmph phm mmph." said kablamooie. "Yeah, I know." said xxx. kablamooie tripped, got tangled up in the computer's wires, and was shocked to death. "Oh my god, the computer killed kablamooie. You bastard." said xxx, not really paying attention. She walked out of the library and was going to see dmoss when she was stopped by SSJ3 Gogeta.

"HlElO xXx. I jIoNdE tEh CaLn." said SSJ3 Gogeta. xxx saw that SSJ Gogeta had a pointed tail. "Damnit, not again..." said xxx. "DmSoS gTo TeH eNtRiE sChOlO oT jOnI tEh CaLn. SoNo HeL'l HaEv AlL Fo RaEr WiThC pRoJeTc." said SSJ3 Gogeta.

xxx ran away, finally finding dmoss by the water fountain. "dmoss, you have to stop this, it's getting way out of control!" said xxx. Just then, dmoss slipped on some water and hit his head on the water fountain. "Ugh......what...what's going on?" said dmoss. The horns on dmoss's head melted away. "DMOSS! YOU'RE BACK TO NORMAL!" said xxx!

"....Yeah...yeah, I guess I am.....How's kablamooie?" said dmoss. "Oh, he's dead." said xxx. "Mhmm. And what about the rest of the school?" said dmoss. "They're half-demons who want to make everybody in Rare Witch Project join the Clan of Lost Souls." said xxx. "Well, that sucks." said dmoss.

"Yeah, but I think I know who can help us. You know that hobo that lives behind the school?" said xxx. "Who, jumbo mumbo?" said dmoss. "Yeah! Well, he could probably help us. He knows a lot about paranormal stuff." said xxx. "Sweet! Okay, then, let's go find him!" said dmoss.

dmoss and xxx both ran out of the school.
"Hey, xxx?"
"Yeah."
"I'm sorry about this. This is all my fault."
"Yeah, you're right."

dmoss · #8 12th August 2006, 03:46 AM

Great Chapter, Kab! It feels good to be back to normal!

Good to have the chapters so quickly, too!

Kablamooie · #9 12th August 2006, 06:36 AM

CHAPTER FOUR

xxx, dmoss, and kablamooie ran behind the school and saw a small cardboard box. They ran up to it and knocked on the "door". jumbo mumbo poked his head out. "What do you kidsh want?" said jumbo mumbo. "Mmph phmm hmphm mmmhmph mmmhph." said kablamooie. "You don't shay....Well, don't worry, I've got a book that can help you...." said jumbo mumbo. He went back into his box, and popped back out a few seconds later holding a large book.

"Well, here you go--WHOOPSH!!!" said jumbo mumbo. He tripped on a rock. The book flew out of his hands and hit kablamooie in the face. He pulled the book out of his face, but he ripped off his entire face, causing him to die. "Oh my god, he killed kab!" said dmoss. "You BASTARD!" said xxx. "Shorry..." said jumbo mumbo. "Oh, that's okay." said dmoss. "Now, c'mon, let's take a look at this book." said xxx. "Heh heh. Rhyme." said dmoss.

"The book says that in order to truly put an end to the clan, a person would have to actually go to Hell!" said xxx. "But, to go to Hell, one of us would have to die! I mean, kab dies all the time, but I mean die for REAL." said dmoss. Just then, a boy jumped down in front of them. "Hey, guys, WUSSUP?!?!?" he said. "Um...uh....who are you?" said dmoss. "Yo, mossy, triple x, I'm ~JS~, y'know, from Math Class" he said. "Oh. Okay. Hey, how come you aren't a demon-monster-thing?" said xxx.

"I...um...I had a cold and couldn't go to school." said ~JS~. "Uh-huh...." said dmoss. "Well, we don't have time to talk, we have to figure out how to get to Hell!" said xxx. "Yeah, c'mon, let's go to that goth store dowtown. Y'know, Cold Topic?" said ~JS~. "Okay, LET'S GO!!!!!!!" said xxx.

Jade Souls · #10 12th August 2006, 06:29 PM

cool chap this is getting really good!

jumbo mumbo · #11 12th August 2006, 06:35 PM

Yay! IM A HOBO! Fun stuff.

Kablamooie · #12 13th August 2006, 12:49 AM

NOTE: To make this fan-fic even better, imagine that all of the characters look like South Park characters.

CHAPTER FIVE

dmoss, kablamooie, xxx, and ~JS~ all ran into the Cold Topic store. They saw that there was only one person left in the entire store. He was a man wearing a ripped-up black suit. He looked up, saw them, and put on a fake smile. "Hey, there! How are you? Sorry, but Cold Topic's closed right now due to half-demon attacks. My name's BKSonic1234, and if there's any way I can help you, I don't really care! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!" screamed BKSonic1234. "Look, we just need to know how to get to Hell." said dmoss.

"Why would you want to go there?" said BKSonic1234. "Mmph *cough* phhm mphm *cough*" said kablamooie. "Dude, kab, are you all right?" said ~JS~. "Mmph *cough* phhm." said kablamooie. "Well, to go to Hell, you have to die." said BKSonic1234. "We know that. But is there any other way?" said xxx. "Um...no." said BKSonic1234.

"Well, this was a waste of time. C'mon, guys, lets go hom--" Just as ~JS~ was almost done speaking, kablamooie fell to the ground and started coughing violently. "Kab? KAB!!!" said dmoss. "Come on, guys, we've got to get him to the hospital!" said xxx. dmoss picked up kablamooie, and the four friends ran to the hospital. "Don't worry, kab.....you're gonna be okay......" said dmoss. dmoss hoped that he was right.

Kablamooie · #13 13th August 2006, 06:09 PM

CHAPTER SIX

dmoss sat in the hospital's waiting room. The hospital's staff hadn't been turned into half-demons, because only kids and teenagers were being asked to join the clan. xxx and ~JS~ had left the hospital to stop the half-demons. It was actually very easy. They just had to be hit on the head, and they'd turn back to normal.

Andre, the doctor, walked up to dmoss. "I'm afraid I have some bad news." said Andre. "What? Is...is kab okay?" said dmoss. "No....he's....he's.....he's dead, dmoss. He's been dead for about an hour." said Andre. "WHAT?!? AN HOUR?!? Why didn't you tell me?" said dmoss. "Hey, hey, I can't do everything, you know!" said Andre.

dmoss wiped a tear from his eye. "I'll call my friends and tell them.....what's happened." said dmoss. He took out his cell phone and called xxx and ~JS~. xxx answered. "Hey, dmoss........how's kab?" saaid xxx. "He's....he's dead, xxx. He's dead." said dmoss. "Oh, dmoss....I'm sorry to hear that." said xxx. "Yeah....but...at least he's in a better place now." said dmoss.

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kablamooie opened his eyes and saw that he was standing at the gates of Heaven. kablamoioie walked up to them and saw Grey Jinjo. "Hello, kablamooie. Are you ready to enter Heaven?" said Grey Jinjo. "Mmph." said kablamooie. "Well, okay, but first you have to sign some froms. You have a pen with you, right?" said Grey Jinjo. kablamooie checked his pockets and saw that he didn't have a pen. "Phm." said kablamooie.

"Well, then, kablamooie, I can't let you in." said Grey Jinjo. Grey Jinjo walked up to kab and pushed him off of the cloud that they stood on. "MMMMMMMPPPPPPPHHHHHHH!" screamed kablamooie as he fell closer and closer to the fiery gates of Hell.

dmoss · #14 14th August 2006, 02:14 AM

This is getting better and better, Kab! You've got lot of funny things happening here, and you're making the story move along really well!

*thumbs up*

BKSonic1234 · #15 14th August 2006, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by kablamooie

You have a pen with you, right?" said Grey Jinjo. kablkamooie checked his pockets and saw that he didn't have a pen. "Phm." said kablamooie. "Well, then, kablamooie, I can't let you in."

Heh heh. Funny stuff. Keep it up, Kab!

~BKS~