The Small Town of RareWitchVillage
Hello, and I have decided to make a fanfic. The fanfic will start next week or earlier. If you want to be in the fanfic PM me. Basically in the fanfic all of us will be hanging out and going to school. You may see some unexpected things unravel. So please if you want to be in this... PM me.
It's been ages.
I write programs, not tragedies.
RareCareBear was practicing her routine to Utada Hikaru's "Passion", while SSJ3 Gogeta was reading a magazine. RCB's coach was yelling out commands and she was executing each one perfectly. She kept on not landing well on the axels, and her coach yelled all the more.
"If you can't land that, you'll look like a fool when you meet your pairs skating partner!"
On the next axel RareCareBear hit the ground perfectly.
"Great job, practice that a few more times and soon I'll be back with some ice cream." said her coach, with a twinkle in her eye.
RCB's coach walked outside the rink and across the street. RCB kept practicing her axel but tripped on one and fell. She was lying there for a minute, when SSJ3 Gogeta looked up. He ran over to RareCareBear, who was seemingly unconsious. She opened her eyes suddenly and said,
"I need some fresh air."
RCB walked over to the benches and put on her skate guards. She walked outside and stared across the street. Her coach was walking out of Carvel. RareCareBear stumbled onto the ground.
SSJ3 came out and saw two cars and a pick-up truck collide. The truck swerved into the CareBear's coach. One car flew right at him, but he dodged it just in time. Kablamooie walked out with some cotton candy but dropped it on the ground when he saw the cars.
"What happened, SSJ3?"
"CareBear's coach just got in an accident coming out of the Carvel with ice cream, and CareBear's passed out."
"Wow... we better get CareBear on one of those ambulance headed towards the hospital."
The paramedics put RCB on a cot and into the ambulance. She was muttering something incomprehensible. An hour later CareBear woke up in a hospital bed with a nurse sitting next to her.
"Hello, Clare, that is your name right?" said the man.
"Yes doctor, it is. But you can call me RareCareBear."
"Oh, yeah. I'm the nurse not the doctor."
"Oh, sorry. Has my mom come into the room?" RCB asked.
"No, but Yummyfishman has. He left this stuff for you."
"Wow! The Animal Crossing soundtrack! And some chocolate!"
RareCareBear loved Animal Crossing and chocolate.
RareCareBear could hear a sound that she dreaded. Her coach was flatlining. She turned over and started crying.
The next day was Monday, and BrothersBear was teaching math class. "All right, today we will be learning Trignomatry Logarithms Calculus."
"Didn't we already learn that?" asked Jinjonator, who was obviously bored.
"No, this isn't algebra; it's much, much harder. It's like college graduate level."
"How are we supposed to learn that?" asked SSJ3 looking astonished.
"If CareBear could learn it when she was 9 you can learn it now."
After class, SSJ3 and Kablamooie were standing in the hallway.
"What the hell is this Tragdanomity Clac Logwood." complained SSJ3, who was tired.
"Well it seems to be quite easy if you listened to what he said and wrote.
BrothersBear walked up behind them and said, "You should really check up on my sister, her coach just died last night."
"Really? Wow. I was going there right after school anyway."
It's been ages.
Last edited by RareCareBear; 9th July 2007 at 11:15 PM.
Jinjonator sat there staring at his Trig Log Calc homework. He had no idea what the meaning of the math was. They looked like chicken scratches to him. Jinjonator took out a video camera. He went out into the street and picked up a stray dog. He started recording and threw the homework in front of the dog. The dog ran away.
"Damn it! Get back here! I need you to eat my homework!"
SSJ3 Gogeta and Kablamooie got on the bus.
"Ya know Kab, this is just too tragic."
"Yeah... I know what you mean. How many tragedies happen in two days? First CareBear's coach is run over, then CareBear is sick in the hospital from trauma, and then her coach dies. Then after all that we get the hardest math homework ever."
They then reached the bus stop closest to the hospital and stopped for RWSmoothies.
"What do smoothie do you want?"
"P_L? Is that really you? I haven't seen you since you switched to the A.P. classes. Kablamooie says he saw you once reading a book in the library, but I haven't seen you in a year!"
"Just make your orders. Or I'll get fired for talking to customers." said P_L.
"Okay, Okay. Just some old cola flavored ones." said SSJ3.
"Cola flavored? You coulda picked better flavor than that! Now CareBear has to have some yucky smoothie! And then she'll get even sicker!" Kablamooie complained.
"She actually likes Cola flavored. She asks for it every time she's there."
When they got up to the Hospital door they were stopped.
"You'll have to wait a moment. She's talking with the RWIce skating director about getting a new coach."
"When's the quickest I can get a new coach?"
"In about 3 weeks. You're going to be a pairs skater anyway, so we'll set you up with a pairs coach." the RWIce director said calmly.
The nurse opened the door.
"Clare, your friends are here."
The nurse left and closed the door behind him.
The RWIce director left.
"SSJ3! You brought some RWSmoothies!"
"And they're Cola flavored." said Kablamooie.
"RCB, why aren't you so sad about your coach?" SSJ3 asked.
"I am. Why do you think I'm not?"
"You're not crying or anything." Kablamooie explained.
"That parts over. I need to worry about the new coach now. My life hasn't ended yet."
"Hey Carebear! I bought you something!"
They all turned around. Magic256 was standing there.
"Magic! I wasn’t expecting you around here!"
"I bought you your favorite kind of RWSmoothie! Strawberry!"
"Thanks, Magic! You're truly the best!" said CareBear smiling happily.
“I told you.” Kablamooie said to SSJ3.
Jinjonator started taking all the dogs in the nieghborhood and trying to make them eat the homework while on film. Each one ran away and was barking madly. After awhile he gave up and threw the math homework in the trash.
It's been ages.
Last edited by RareCareBear; 9th July 2007 at 11:16 PM.
i don't make dogs try to eat my homework...............................as far as you know. and yer couch dies, an innocent life has been wiped off the planet, and the couch's family is probably extremely sad, and you don't even care. that's funny.
RWPARODY 3 IS BACK!
"Well, guys. I gotta sleep. I'll most likely be at school tomorrow." RCB told them, tired as hell.
"Bye, CareBear!" yelled Magic256 as he walked out the door.
"How did you know she liked Strawberry Smoothies?" asked SSJ3 confused.
"She told me one day when she was at the smoothie shop. She said she absolutely hated Cola smoothies, because that's all they had usually instead of Strawberry." Magic replied.
The next morning, at around 5 am, CareBear was at her house.
She was doing the Trig Log Calc review math sheet, while her mom was making some special tea meant for athletes.
"Clare, are you sure you're checking over your work?"
"Mom, haven't you seen me check it over for the past forty minutes?" asked CareBear.
"You only got up forty minutes ago!"
RareCareBear got on the school bus, put on her headphones, and listened to some music. She looked out the window, out into the trees. She began to cry and started to close her eyes...
She got of the bus, and ran to the school doors. She ran inside and looked out the window. She turned away and the school bus exploded outside.
She walked up to her locker and got all her books. The other kids shortly ran inside freaked out.
RCB walked up to water fountain for a sip of water. The bell rang. She ran up the stairs to her English class.
All during the class she didn't listen. She didn't have to. All the teachers understood that. She was the smartest kid in the school.
It was 12:45. BrothersBear was collecting the math homework. He walked up to Jinjonator and said,
"C'mon Jinjonator, just give me the tape."
"I don't have it..."
"What do you mean? You always have this evidence to substantiate your claim."
"I didn't do the math. And a dog didn't eat it."
"Jinjonator, you should be ashamed, now because of no tape, you get 5 points off of your report card."
BrothersBear walked up to Kablamooie. He looked at the paper and shuddered.
He then walked over to CareBear and picked up the paper. He looked at RCB and said, "Go down to the principle's office."
CareBear got up and walked out the classroom door.
Carebear walked into the Principle's Office.
"You know CareBear, it's time you switched to the A.P. classes. You're too advanced for the other students. You can't refuse this because you're outdoing the teachers."
"What if I outdo the A.P. teachers?"
"Then you'll get placed in a better school."
After school, SSJ3 and Kablamooie confronted her about being taken out of the class.
"Why did they make you go down to the principle's office?" Kablamooie asked.
"Apparently I'm too smart for the class, or even the school. So I'm being put in the A.P. Classes. And if I'm too good for that, I'm going to be put in a different school."
"A.P.? Are you sure that you're good enough for those courses?"
"Yes. The principle has a feeling that I'm too intelligent for those so he's planning to relocate me."
SSJ3 stepped in and said, "What other school could there be around here?"
"College. That's the only other place." said RCB serenely.
"Now, now, Carebear, you know you can't go to college." Kablamooie reassured her.
CareBear looked at him.
It's been ages.
Last edited by RareCareBear; 9th July 2007 at 11:17 PM.
I have to finish my summer reading books tonight, so I have to be ready for the test tomorrow, sadly I regret myself from this, when i go off to college im not going to be in the story no more. I have been writing, but the story isn't ... fluent yet...
It's been ages.
You're cramping our style, get away.
Sorry for the delay…
“That’s great!” said CareBear’s mom.
“I don’t think so, mom.” said CareBear.
“You should, it’s a high compliment.”
“I think it’s more of, ‘You’re cramping our style, stay away.’”
“Clare… you have to at least look at your grades… they’re off the charts…”
“Who cares about my grades!? All I want to be is happy!” CareBear yelled at her mother.
“They sent a letter, and apparently they’re going to test your skills at A.P. before you go in so that if you have to be transferred, they can send you right away.”
“Mom, I don’t want to go to college.” complained CareBear
“Well you’re going to have to, whether you like it or not.” Explained her mother.
Later at school CareBear was taking the test.
“What if I make myself fail…? No… I’ve tried that before, I can’t write down anything other than the correct answer.” RareCareBear thought.
When RCB was done she walked up to the principle and gave him the principle.
“CareBear, this test will be graded and given to you before you leave after school. Remember, 96-100 equals going to college, you don’t have to take the SAT’s because you took that at age 10.”
Later at lunch, SSJ3 and Kablamooie were eating.
“Why do you think CareBear looks so sad today?” asked SSJ3
“Isn’t it obvious? She’s a freshman, and she has pressure about a chance of going to college in a month. But we all know she is going to college anyway, so it’s not really a chance.” Kablamooie explained.
“Now that I think of it, Kab, I haven’t seen her in any class today; she’s just been wandering the halls.”
“Duh. The principle gave her the day off after the test.”
“Apparently, they gave her the senior A.P. tests, and if she aced them, it’s off to college. We all know she aced it, as always.”
“Kab, can I have your milk?” asked Magic.
“Sure, why not?”
Magic drank the milk and looked at the missing child on the milk carton.
“Guys, this is me on the carton!”
“How would you be able to tell, that kidnapping was 12 years ago!” Kablamooie laughed hysterically.
“It’s me! It just has to be!” Magic told them.
“You sure you haven’t been hanging out with Jayyne Jonstone?” said Jinjonator who was laughing so hard the words could hardly come out of his mouth.
“Well, I’m going to class, before either of you come up with a clever idea to get expelled, or worse, laugh!” said Magic, stomping off.
“He really needs to sort out his priorities.” Observed SSJ3
Last edited by RareCareBear; 9th July 2007 at 11:18 PM.