F.A.Q. Fiction - If BT were a harder game......

[Mazter Xero]

Dead..none of it. I am simply a very busy folk, but unable to watch this die after so long.

Next one features Sabreman and Boggy's fish, and how you must for once deliver it fast to him or otherwise it might freeze under such a weather and be useless.

[Doob]

You must keep going... This is a good game!

[Pez]

... please keep this going.

[firealpha]

Originally Posted by IbanezerIceman

... please keep this going.

Or die. Whichever you prefer.

[Fox McBanjo]

I love this. Don't let it die!

[wkw427]

It had a living will. Don't put it on a bumoometer to keep it alive.. I think.

Lets keep it alive.

[Mazter Xero]

Ah, I'm very thankful, all of you.

I would not do you justice if I did not do my part, and NO, I'm not lending my copy just yet, I must finish it!!

The laws of physics happen to apply to your hindrance in this hard version! You notice Sabreman, the fish, and what they both have in common? They must both be delivered from one side to another, for you to get the prize. Yes.

The fish, if you take long, it will grow cold and when you get it to Boggy, he will protest and ask you to give him another one, a warmer one. [which appears at the same place every time. It may be meaner but not impossible.]

And Sabreman, you must warm him up every so often, or else he'll pass out and become frozen again! You'll have to go out into somewhere else, and go back into the Ice side to find him frozen again for Mumbo to get him back to life, should you fail to get him on time.

Both of these get you a Jiggy here and a Jiggy there! So there are four, I think.

[firealpha]

Well, I can see that you didn't really want to do that. Or you just ran out of ideas. But that last portion was very different than all the rest of what you have done.

[Mazter Xero]

Did not have enough time to play in the week, but tomorrow I will, and update accordingly.

What I was told by others who have the game was, there is no colosseum kickball. And I came across the Stony there, who said something about an "Oztaklaa Cuuza."

[Mazter Xero]

And I would have, if not for this computer malfunction! I have to wait two weeks for it to get fixed, much to my bad luck.

You go to Wumba's at Mayahem Temple [the usual fashion], and come back to the Colosseum. The Stony tells you the following:

"You came here for Kickball¿ Sorry, pal. Kickball is for losers. Here our competitors prove their bravery in three obstacle courses."

You heard him. You pit yourself against three other Stonies, which also say things like "Kickball is for nuns!" or "Prove yourself, wimp!" in three different courses. In the first, you are restricted to the Fire side of the level. In the second in the Ice side, and in the third, you must run through the both of them! [I am told the routes and tracks are generated randomly throughout the game].

No, it is NO walk in the park. The enemies will be focused onto you, and there will be bombs around for either you or the other Stonies to grab and throw to one another and therefore knock them out for some seconds.

If you win, you get your fifth Jiggy!

[wkw427]

Nais!

[Mazter Xero]

After five Jiggies, go back to the Ice Side, and to Wumba's to be the Snowball. As the Snowball, you are to go where the Mega Glowbo safe was. In its place there is a lone prize. The wall is no longer unbreakable, although most are deluded into thinking that. Ram into it as the snowball to have the sixth Jiggy!

Next you have to do, is to find the third Glowbo in this place. Yes, there happen to be three Glowbos in this level. Two for their respective users, and a third one, found in the Ice Side, at any given place. It is random, so there will not be two save files where it is in the same place.

You will recognize its sound because it is lower pitched than the rest, and is your size.

I will wait until you find it...

Found it¿ How long it took you¿ Whoa, Rare is not forgiving...both because of this and what follows..

Kazooie - If this game were any easier we would have given that Glowbo to Humba..

Mega Glowbo
Bewitched Magical Specimen

It is normal that it says nothing, he cannot speak, but now can kill..

It either teleport on top of your head [and then you must MOVE, or else it will suck your energy!], stand still and summon arrows from the sky to track you down, or to spin around top-like, releasing a spark spiral.

If you can manage, all you have to do is find an opening. He is vulnerable in his whole body, except while spinning. He has 7 HPs, which when you wither down he'll vanish, leaving you the 7th Jiggy!

Gruntilda - The Mega Glowbo was a real waste, but _ hours remain, so you'd better haste!

[Ozimul]

O.O WOW. This 'game' is amazing and I would totally play it if it existed. Except I'd fail at the 8-hour thing. XD Can't wait to see how the rest of the game goes!

[Mazter Xero]

Alright...I'm back, and a huge update IS coming within the next two hours.

[Mazter Xero]

No, I cannot permit my job to get my Hard BT cart to get this much dust again..

Where was I¿ Ah, yes. Seven Jiggies in HFP. That is about to change, even if at a far greater cost.

Seven Jiggies into the level, a cutscene appeared! The UFO is back, and seeing as it depends upon ice, it went to the Ice side to get "a reserve of fuel to last until doomsday"! That would not be a bad thing, if it did not see B&K in its radars and immediately set out to a rematch!

U.F.O.
Unidentifiable Frustrated Object

This time there will not be any Breegull Blaster to aid you..

How to kill it THIS time¿ Ah, watch carefully.

I was stuck for many attempts, for I could not find it any weakness..it either swooped down at me throughout the whole level, or it shot its laser toward me..no eggs of mine I could afford to shoot at it, and when I did, it did no harm..so HOW¿

At one instance I slipped an grenade by my behind just when the ray struck me..instead of killing me instantly, the grenade was attracted toward the ship, and harmed it!

That was the key! So I did more of those [not an EASY feat, I warn you, I had to die many times to get it right that many times] like 6 times, and the UFO finally exploded, but the aliens inside seem to have teleported away to safety, since they promised revenge on Banjo Threeie. Hm..where have I heard that before..

And yes, this gets you the eighth Jiggy!

The next is a tricky one...you must use the Snowball to get on the switch to the drill, as usual...but once you are there, nothing happens! Rare may have thought you would be discouraged and eventually give up, but what you are not told is that you must repeatedly jump over the switch, so it will eventually yield and activate the drill, which gives you the ninth Jiggy right away, without it slipping by the tubes this time!

And the LAST one...hm...where could it be¿

It seems to be nowhere..but why¿ As the snowball, I look around, but suddenly...NO...THAT NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!1

"A snowball is an easy prey, just melt away to make my day!!"

THE RAY OF DOOM HERE, OF ALL PLACES¿¡

ARGH.....you pretty much MUST be moving fast all over the level, or else you're DOOMED! First on foot, later on wings, now rolling like this...you must survive it for a minute and half [it is possible, remember...if you can], and a cutscene will show where it accidentally break open a "thin" ice hole [where the baby Alien was buried in the normal game] and reveal the tenth and FINAL Jiggy!