F.A.Q. Fiction - If BT were a harder game......

[firealpha]

I love you. No homo.

[Mazter Xero]

FINALLY being done with Hailfire Peaks, you go back to Jiggywiggy's. In there
you solve the eighth challenge, the usual, but never merciful way..

Banjo gets showered on the Crystal Jiggy's power, and under three minutes you
must run all the way to the next world's entrance, and pound the ground
there. THEN, the bubble appears and you can enter the sky world named..

Cloud Cuckooland!

Argh, I hated this world on the normal game..how much worse could it be now¿
Let's look around..

Ah, Rare was considerate this time..instead of the usual flower catapults,
they placed fly pads. Fair enough..[¿]

The Central Cavern seems to be the exact same...split up in the pads there,
and with Kazooie fly to where Humba is. There you will find the ol' Canary
Mary! But there is no clockwork mouse!

Hm..Mary gives you the option to challenge her in two manners. A bird race or
a bird duel. Bird duel¿ What that being¿ Choose any you wish first, as the
second time [Cheato page] it will be the other, and far more difficult. I
hope, for your sake, you picked the race first.

If you did...you must lap twice the whole mountain the world is around..and
for such purpose you must have mastered the Beak Bomb and how to control it
absolutely, for such is the key to get to the goal faster.

If you picked the other option...you will both be flying around, and she will
be considered a boss!

Canary Mary
Sport Seeking Malformed Freak

[if you are a bumblebee, she won't bother with either option, as she wants a
bird like "herself". -Like Boggy and Banjo in BK-FP, notice¿-

The mechanics are simple..you must Beak Bomb her ten times for her to hand
over the victory to you..but the catch is this, she is far faster than you
are! I could have sworn I was about to hit her, and she vanished away, to do
the exact same to me! I warn you. DIE YOU WILL, AND PAINFULLY if you are bad
at flying offensively. If you had not made an habit out of birdhandling Mr.
Patch with mere Beak Bombing, YOU HAVE NO HOPE HERE.

So, I'll sit here until you do.

You have¿ Yes, I was growing roots here..

So there you go, your first Jiggy!

[Mazter Xero]

What is next now¿ You could now get Banjo back from the split up pads and get
the Glowbo [above the trashcan] to Humba's and become the bumblebee. You will
notice there is no obstacle to enter the topmost hive, you just do. And die
afterward?! WHY?! Ah..there is someone there who wants you out! Next time, you
fly toward the entrance, but shooting stingers all the way. Finally you
manage to enter, the Zubbas recognize you and apologize. Ho ho..

Their game is the same, but the scores are almost twice as bad. Argh..manage,
and you get your second Jiggy!

Now go to Mumbo's, willing to face Mingy Jongo. Hm..yes, it is him...BUT EH?!
What is this other folk?!

Mingy Jongo & Blobby Jumbo
Because One Is Not Enough

Well, I admit in the normal game it was absurdly easy..but this one also is..
disappointing. Kill them both the way you would, and the third Jiggy
is yours.

Next, go to the Pot O¡ Gold. Step on the switch and use the Fly Pad put there
for your convenience, and face the game...and the requirements are...hit all
100. After you manage...the fourth Jiggy is to you!

[Ozimul]

Yay! The walkthrough will soon be complete and then I can look for this game.

[Mazter Xero]

What is next, now..¿ Ah, the safe and its code. While this time it DOES know the password [1984] the grace of this hard game is the following. The switches will no longer be still on that number..but in the top-right corner will be a smaller number saying in what order you must. And add to that, that it will cycle between 1 and 0. If you make the Clockwork explode on 7, the wrong number, it is worth nothing. If you make it explode on 4, but in the first block [whose designated number is 1], it is still worth nothing. Take a look closely around, because it is never the same order..

Argh.

After you went through all that circus number, you get the fifth Jiggy!

Next was the Cheese Wedge, was not it¿ In there, the onions will stand still as platforms which will help you get to the prize, yes...but they will constantly appear and disappear! That meaning that if you are either stupid or slow, you will fall down to the floor, your atttempt wasted! If you manage that, the sixth Jiggy is yours!

Following is...ah yes, the Trashcan..go there with Kazooie, as usual...but there will be no one. Or so you think..

Trashcan Germ Boss
Anti-hygienic Parasitic Form

Kill it the way you would a normal germ in the normal game...but the catch is, you will not have a problem finding it, since it will pop up below YOU! If you are slow, he may munch you and spit you with far less energy! Avoid that attack, and then Wing Whack him ten times to his submission.

And only then Guffo comes in, and for your efforts prizes you with the seventh Jiggy!

[Mazter Xero]

What is next after this..¿ No, I cannot seem to find Mr. Fit, and the leftover of his contests are gone. I think he was not programmed into this game..

Go to the Jelly castle, and you may find it is no longer such thing! It is the same size, but is a guarded castle with guillotines that pass by, like 5 traps before you get to the eighth Jiggy!

Ah, yes, I remember what follows this..become a bumblebee again, and the eyeball plants will threaten you again, yes...but they will no longer be sitting waiting to be whacked....they go after you in wild chase! If you can somehow turn from hunted to hunter, and kill the 5 of them, the ninth Jiggy is for you alone!

And last...[yes, I am bound to finish this level NOW.]...remember when you had to Talon Torpedo the rock to get Dippy some water¿ Now the pool there is full of water, and its purpose is another. You must get to the tenth Jiggy at the bottom, but it is full of undestructible mines! Hard it is, and carefully you must swim down there...if you get it, it is yours!

And now leave this place, for there are far more important things to do. Like some arse whupping.

[Mazter Xero]

You get out of the level, to find something..

"All the Jiggies you just got, you won't live to spend the lot!
You'd better start to say goodbye, since this is over, YOU WILL DIE!"

B.O.B. came to the attack this time.....argh..you would do best RUNNING! Fortunately it is slow so you can do that if you set your mind to it. It will chase you EVERYWHERE now...Pine Grove..Plateau...Wooded Hollow..QUICK, GET TO JIGGYWIGGY'S!!!!!!!!

"An easy target that place is, I will blast it to end this!"

Stand in the Crystal Jiggy, [Jiggywiggy won't need an explanation as of why] and watch the all new cutscene..

"Such a feeble power that, I will squash it like a rat!
When the Crystal pod makes boom, you and your filthy bird are doomed!"

-Not so fast, evil witch..the almighty Jiggywiggy does not lose..

What will win?

The ray of impending doom? Or the one of life?

[Monkey Boy 64]

[firealpha]

Cliffhanger!

(Hanging from a cliff, and that's why they call him Cliff hanger! [/Between_the_Lions])

[Mazter Xero]

Who would YOU want to win¿

[yes, I am willing to write according to what the majority wants]

[Ozimul]

Originally Posted by Mazter Xero

Who would YOU want to win¿

[yes, I am willing to write according to what the majority wants]

Let's see.... if B-K's Crystal Jiggy wins, the game will continue as normal (harder yes but it'll follow the same line as the original game. )

If you get killed by the ray however.... you could have a brief "banjo-kazooie in the afterlife" sequence like in Jade Empire. Then you'd come back to life and the game would proceed as normal. Just my opinion.

[Mazter Xero]

[ah, no, do not worry about B&K dying. I should have pointed that out, so thank you for unknowingly remind me. In the scenario it becomes obvious they will lose, they escape the temple with no harm to themselves.

But in the scenario they win in, B.O.B. becomes unoperational, so you have to revive the people any other way.]

[Ozimul]

Well, it'd be interesting for the story to go just a bit darker..... *evil grin*

[Mazter Xero]

Jiggywiggy - Chosen Bear and Bird, escape the temple before it is too late...Their ray of death has won..
Kazooie - Weren't you the ALMIGHTY Jiggywiggy?
Banjo - Come on, Kazooie, let's go out of here!

Grunty - Run, hide and flee all you want
All the more to hear me rant!
Soon you'll join with Bottles dear
As you're doomed when you get here!

Like Jingaling's palace before it, Jiggywiggy's temple lost its color, and became a dull grey building with no life on and around it..

-----------------------Meanwhile----------------------------

-With Jiggywiggy's life force, full tank is, your new body ready should be!
-Into the shower you go, and the combined energy your body will restore!
-So this shall be the end of story, when Banjo comes he WILL be sorry!

*Gruntilda cackle and pan out*

[Mazter Xero]

Now you go to the Quagmire, and go to the Cauldron Keep entrance the usual way, as it has not been altered. You stand before the Jiggy altar and find that as his last action Jiggywiggy opened the way there, explaining why the Crystal Jiggy lost earlier..

Beware....this is the end...


Cauldron Keep
The B.O.B. has won..and the witches are alert to your presence, so they aimed the ray of death to follow you everywhere during the level! You are to activate the door switches the usual way, but with the pressure of not being killed by it!

And no, do not even think of looking in the back for the switch that will remove the lasers in the entry, as it was not programmed in...

That meaning you will have to enter there as it is...it is not impossible, you just must have good reflexes to get in..

Gatehouse

Klungo will step in, as usual, saying how, for his sake, he cannot allow you to run rampant and unpunished for his missstresss' suffering! He..NO...ALL THREE POTIONS AT ONCE! Argh..

Klungo
Career Questioning Minion

Two, three and then four gigantic invisible Klungos here...my only advice would be to use Wonderwing as much as possible...for that is your only free hit..otherwise you are doomed, and his bells are sure to hit you if you are stupid or slow. Nothing else to add about it.

He will then desert, to work toward some ssstupid gamess.....

Good riddance, Klungo..

What is this..there is no door to the other side..however a ladder to the hole Klungo originally came from is revealed, making known there is more up there..

Go up, to face the robotic copies of all the main bosses..

Targitzan
Despotic Witchy Totem Puppet

Remember I told you to forget the Breegull Blaster mode¿
He is killed the same way as last time, harming the targets in his sides. But..

The bottom one can be killed as last time, with simple eggs thrown at them. BUT, the sections will NOT break off, that meaning you will have trouble reaching the top most ones!

SURPRISE! A fly pad shows up! This will be your first instance as well with the Airborne Egg Aiming, for you must do either that, or Beak Bomb the targets, the exact same way you did two years ago with certain Snowman! The middle section you can Egg Aim to get them down as well.

When he is finished, the ladder will appear and he will invoke his Sacred Self-Destruct, to be gone for good...

Next floor...

Chuffy the Train & Old King Coal
Transport whose Owners admit No Bears or Birds

The Saucer of Peril will be there, telling you that he can help you take down the mad Chuffy, if you take a ride on him. Do so, and he'll explain how to move him and will give you infinite rapidfire eggs.

Chuffy will be moving fast around a circular platform, still doing its paralyzing whistle, with Old King Coal on top of it, throwing coal at you!

Happens you are fast too, as you can hit OKC from the behind to whither some of his 50 HP - or you can fly at floor-level to hit the wheels of Chuffy, which slow down whenever you do, until it eventually stops.

Be sure to take advantage of the maneuverability of the SoP, for hardly ever you'll have that much! You have it because you ABSOLUTELY need it, if you to kill, or at least survive this!

Next floor..

Mr Patch
Paranoid Wobbly Inflatable Keep Guardian

In lack of the Witchyworld attractions to kill him, it gets more traditional..resorting to the fly pads and grenade eggs to get rid of his patches, yes...but he moves faster, actually punches you far away, and you must hit the patches twice, for if you only do it once and neglect it, he will regenerate it!

Next floor...

Lord Woo Fak Fak
Witch-Disposable Anglerfish

The arena will be the exact same, if that is what you were about to ask me. But this time his weak points are different. At first, his six HP are withered not at the flashing boils of his, but at the mouth. Why the mouth¿ Because THIS time he will try swallow you whole, in addition to his zap attacks!

Shoot the mouth six times, and he will shut it, making him madder and making the last phase harder. This time he will seek to ram you over, and his weak point would be the very lightbulb of sorts, and then the ladder appears..

Next floor...

Terry and Terra Dactyl
Disgruntled Keep Guardians

TWO AGAINST ME! And I thought that in the normal game was hard enough..

The battle will be from their point of view in the ceiling [no sky this time], so you will be seen as a little ant, like the original. Terry will spit the green drones he used the first time, and Terra will use a stretching tongue to catch the unsuspecting B&K and drop them! I would not blame them for being un suspecting, do pterodactyls really have stretching tongues¿

There will come a point in which you can aim at any of them for their 30 HPs worth each. I advise you to bring Terra down first, because she is the more annoying one. Terry, if alone will have the same strategy as the original, but will only sweep his nest with his wing, harming everything on its way. You could Flip Flap out of the highest part if you are in a troubled position, or look for a better one -fast-.

If not, she will change her attack completely, she will come swooping down at you. If she had many HPs left, there will be two phases to this. One, you must be prepared to spit a grenade directly in her jaws. Two, you could try riding her (Though risking death by fall to the floor) and pummel her back.

Next floor...

Weldar
Visually Impaired Welding Torch

He will already activate the electric grid in the floor, so expect the first half of the hard battle to be just like the second one of the normal game.

Then an even harder part will come, in which the WHOLE of the floor will be electrified. This will happen once every 15 seconds, and then you must do a Flip Flap to remain in the air long enough.

This will make your task harder as sometimes you aim at his mouth with grenades (sans Breegull Blaster) and then you are shocked out of concentration. Frustrating, isn't it¿

And then, he explodes and the ladder to the next floor is revealed.


Next floor.....


Chilli Billi
Hot & Spicy Dragon

You are in a wide but borderless platform, with some holes in it from under which magma flows and it can harm you if you are unfortunate enough to step there.

This boss will spend most of the time flying above you and alternating between breathing fire at you or making rocks fall from the ceiling to hit you. Don't waste your time Egg-Aiming at him because it will be worthless, he will hit you before you can do anything. It killed me to do that.

What you need to do is to wait until he borrows into a hole, and then he will come out of another. He will charge for two seconds and then breath fire in a straight line where you are. But while he does, you can directly attack him with an Ice Egg directly at his throat. This will wither one of his 6 HP.

Next floor....

Chilly Willy
Cold & Icy Dragon

Mad at you having entered his mistresses' dwelling, he also goes after you! Have you practiced airborne duel¿ Kinda like with Mr. Patch in the original¿ You'll have to, because it will be how you have to kill him. You have to avoid his ice breath and to aim directly at his mouth with fire eggs twelve times until you beat him.

Next floor...

Mingy Jongo & Blobby Jumbo
Twin Keep Guardians

It stopped being easy! Now they will attack you simultaneously, teleport faster so you basically only have whatever two seconds they have to do it, and also ram you! Ten HP each, you'd better be good at it..

That makes it the end of the bosses I have met so far...what now¿?

Next floor....is..