Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie Subliminal Messages

[Arich Boss]

Found in YouTube, there's a 12 minute video on subliminal messages found in Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie, but for your convenience, I'll just copy everything down here. But it's up to you to find the messages:

Gobi's Valley
Trunker: Trunker wants rain...gasp...I'm shriveling up!
Kazooie: How's your nuts, bark breath?
Banjo: Kazooie!

Mad Monster Mansion
When you deposit eggs in the flower pots in the graveyard, they say something. The words are identified as, "Thank you," "Ah, cool," and "Fu<k you."

End Scene
The women with the watermelons and bananas. If you pause the scene at a specific time, the two watermelons are in front of her breasts.

Mumbo's Pictures: Wozza's Cave
Kazooie: What's through here?
Banjo: Corrr, a giant ice key!
Kazooie: I know where I'd like to stick that.

King Jingaling's Throne Room
King Jingaling: It's all quiet in Jinjo Village, I think you can go home.
Kazooie: Yeah, King Sinaglong, until your people need saving for a third time...
King Jingaling: Singalong? Ringading? Dingaling?

Mayahem Temple
If you look at the top four letters in the Code Chamber, flip them over to spell "Arse," the slang term for ass.

Glitter Gulch Mine
Banjo: That's two out of two for us, Mary!
Canary Mary: Perhaps you'd like this piece of paper as a prize. It's been wedged in my...
Kazooie: No! I don't want to know where it's been!

Mr. Patch
Kazooie: I suppose you think your clever, don't you?
Mr. Patch: Well, one doesn't like to blow one's own trupmet.
-And ironically, his plug is in a bizarre place -between his legs.

Inside the Big Fish
Banjo: The fish's mouth is open now, so you don't have to stay in here.
Merry Maggie: That's lovely. It'll soon be Happy Hour at the inn, and Jolly will be needing some relief.

Jolly's Tavern
Merry Maggie: Thanks again. And remember, it's 'Grab-a-Sailor' night in here every Wednesday!
Kazooie: I think we'll give it a miss...
Merry Maggie: It's very popular. One doubloon gets you five tankards of Seaman's Brew!

And of course, we know all about the menu on the wall in Jolly's Tavern. Seaman's Surprise can be interpreted as "Semen Surprise".

Inside Guffo
You can find a bottle called "Jolly's Juice." Using previous knowledge from Jolly's Tavern, you'll find out that "Jolly's Juice" could stand for "Jolly's Semen."

Jolly Roger's Lagoon
Pig: Please fix the pool. Piggles pushed me in the other week, and look what's happened to my arm!
Banjo: Well, I didn't want to say anything...
Pig: Thanks. I'm a little touchy about it, as you might expect.
Kazooie: Freako!
Pig: Hurry up with the pool, I think I can feel a third leg starting to grow...

Lord Woo Fak Fak
After shooting one of Fak Fak's boils with a grenade egg, he will start to bleed. Very E-rated!

Terydactyland
The rock formation in front of Mumbo's Hut looks like a penis. With the four platforms, it looks like the penis is shooting sperm. In front of the sperm (which is in front of the penis) boasts two large pieces of land, which looks like an ass.

Grunty Industries: Floor 1
Talk to the rabbit in the Ladies' restroom many times. He'll always have something different to say.
Rabbit: Yurrgghhh! My fingers have just gone through the paper...
Rabbit: Is there someone out there? The lock's jammed...
Rabbit: Urrgh... Must be the curry from last night...
Rabbit: Aieee! Splashback!
Rabbit: Oooyah! That one really stung on the way out...
Rabbit: Argghh! The bowl's overflowing...
Rabbit: I'd like to see toilet ducky deal with this one...
Rabbit: Look at my pants... Mom's gonna kill me!
Rabbit: Oh no... there's no tissue roll left!
Rabbit: I wouldn't come in here after me for about ten minutes.

Grunty Industries: Floor 3
If you make your way to a box in the corner, it has A56 blurred out, so it looks like it says the word "ASS."

Boggy's Igloo
And the question I ask about Mrs. Boggy: How could a character like her be in an E-rated game?
Boggy: I've just got the new Bear Babes DVD - Should be hot stuff...

Cauldron Keep: Control Room
B.O.B. could stand for "Battery Operated Boyfriend" in the real world, meaning "A lady's best friend when her original is away." The buttons "Blow" and "Suck" also reference that fact, which can be interpreted as sexual innuendos.

[Mr. Pokeylope]

I realized most of these already but I never knew about the Mad Monster Mansion one. I have to go and confirm that for myself.

[runehero123]

I clearly hear the pot in MMM say Thank you.

[DavidNel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk

Here is the video!

(I can post this here, can't I?)

[kirbyfanner]

Wow, i didn't know about the lot of these. The only one I knew of was the Gobi's Valley one.

[Arich Boss]

Here's another subliminal message that contradicts with the above writing.

Now you know the curse is on,
Kirbyfanner's considered gone,
Think about it, it's not sad,
In fact, I'm actually rather glad!

-Gruntilda Winkybunion

[Whyme123]

David, you can. Arich, isn't thet off topic? =p

[kirbyfanner]

What the--?

Also, the MMM thing can be both....intresting....

[Arich Boss]

Originally Posted by whyme123

...Arich, isn't thet off topic? =p

Well, his post yesterday in a thread had him saying, "..seeing as I never come here anymore...", and I wanted to point out that he's lying. It isn't that hard to keep a promise, is it?

[kirbyfanner]

Well, i WAS gone but then the thing is, after seeing the AFJ, i thought i may stay anyways. So i can change my sig, and turn off "invisable".

[LaorBR]

"One doesn't like to blown its own trumpet" is a British expression, it actually means "I don't like to brag".
But hey, taken out of context makes the dialog sounds a lot funnier.
Nice job whoever compiled all that.

[Whyme123]

Well that is alright, however as it wasn't in this thread, it was kind of pointless..

And nothing wrong with being invisable. Infact, I'm invisable! Woo!

[kirbyfanner]

I gotta watch this vid later on....

P.S. The pots almost sound like their saying "Funk you"

[Whyme123]

It can be interpret as "**** you", "thank you", or what I think, "funk ouu"

It is kinda like how zombies are supposed to talk, mumbled and stuff.

ZOMG Kirby you are not ibnvisable anymore!

[Whirlm]

I've seen that vid before I wonder how much stuff like that is gonna be in B3