The Never-Ending Banjo Cheat!

[P.o.t.O]

Ahh...Another Forum Game. This one is a doozy...the rules are simple:

I start the beginning of a fake cheat, and leave it open to another part of the cheat, then you, "Your name here," continues the fake cheat.

And now,

HOW TO GET STOP 'N' SWOP!!!

"First, you must get everything in Banjo-Kazooie & Banjo-Tooie. Then, you have to go to Cpt. Blackbeard, and hit him in the face with 100 ice eggs. Then Blackeye will tell you..."

Now, just continue the cheat.

[Banjzooie]

...that these Ice Eggs are familiar for some reason, they remind him of the ice key, then he'll snap out of his seasickness and say, "The Ice Key! I MUST HAVE IT! In order to get it I need some of the hot water from Hailfire Peaks, Lava Side and use it to melt the wall, and to get the Pink Egg I need...

[Jason]

... the ice key to the open a magical...

[P.o.t.O]

"...Portal that sends me into Super Mario 64, where I must go into the last Bowser Level and..."

...jump into the lava...

[Banjzooie]

... and hit the secret switch that will...

[Chabo]

...turn bowser into a key to a world wich is called...

[KarAniyuki]

Isle Delfino, where Mario will emit a stream of cuss words, you have to fight a mario boss battle, in the end he will eat your head, but it's ok, you respawn in...

[Banjo's Banjo]

...1999AD, wherein Lavos will blow you up. Like before its ok, you'll respawn, but severe amount of cameo appearances causes the game to...

[KarAniyuki]

make Cheato attack with his super laser monkeys that spew buildings out of their nose and can fly, just like space clowns. So you have to press A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, A, B, C-LEFT, and finally he dies. After that you have to press A, B, C-Right, C-Right, C-Left, L, Z, and then you have to plug in a PS2 controller and eat the analog stick. The left one. If you eat the right one, you are mind controlled by the game, and forced to throw out the cartridge, then eat it again. However you have to be typing in A, B, C-Right, C-Right, C-Left, L, Z while you're doing it. And the game can tell if another person is helping you. And if you are your TV shoots flames at you for cheating. But anyway, once you do that, you'll...

[Banjo's Banjo]

probably have to use the bathroom. Analog controllers always seem to give you a bad case of indigestion. Don't worry, the game will wait for you. It might run up your credit card bill though on the internet though. Anyways, after you get back...

[Banjzooie]

... your tv will have blown up and you will have to buy a new one, and when you hook your n64 back up you will finally get the pink egg, but to get the yellow egg you will need to swallow ten grenade eggs and...

[KarAniyuki]

Kazooie will puke up Gold Jinjo, and he'll just say "WTF" so you run away before he kills you, then

Get newclear eggs an beat GJ,to make GJ...

[Chabo]

....turn into the ice key but it was a fake wtf blast banjo to.....