Fan:Ultimate Beauty Machine
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The Ultimate Beauty Machine is a device in Banjo-Kazooie RPG.
Description
The Ultimate Beauty Machine is a large, green machine with dials on the front which was commissioned by Gruntilda Winkybunion. It has been estimated to have taken over nine hundred years to build. Its purpose is to alter the structure of its users by breaking down their triglycerides using a strong lipase gas, and to replace their DNA through means unknown. It is a very painful process and takes a long recovery time, but one which, for many, is worth the experience. According to Grunty, it can only be used once, as the energy required to power such a machine is so great that the likelihood of finding such energy more than once is very low.