The Great Mighty Poo
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| Location | Poo Mountain in Windy |
| Health | 7 |
| Additional Info | Only Rare character with a singing role |
The Great Mighty Poo (also reffered to as Chucky Poo) is a boss character in the Conker series.
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Biography
The Great Mighty Poo is a giant, opera-singing pile of feces who enjoys sweetcorn. He has also been known to kill dung beetles. He resides within Poo Mountain, an area of Windy.
In the Games
Conker's Bad Fur Day
In Conker's Bad Fur Day and Conker: Live & Reloaded, he is found in the Sloprano chapter, inside the poo mountain. A dung beetle tells Conker the story of how his friends were killed by "this thing [that] came outta the shite," which turns out to be the Mighty Poo. When Conker gets close to the where the Poo is hiding underground, he demands, "Brrrring me some sweetcorn!" and proceeds to slap his hand on the ground. After giving him six total pieces of sweet corn, he rises up dramatically, holding the final sweetcorn, swallowing it and singing.
Boss Fight
The Mighty Poo is a simple enough boss. There are four rounds. In the first part of all of them, the player must avoid the poo balls he flings at Conker until he begins singing arias. ("A-aaaa-aaah!") Once he's doing that, the player must head to a context-sensitive pad and hit B. Conker will pull out a giant toilet paper roll, which must be tossed into the Poo's mouth. If successful, he will begin coughing and hacking violently.
In the first round, the player needs to throw toilet paper at him once. After that, he'll destroy the first context-sensitive pad, forcing the player must move on to the next one. In the second round, two hits are required, however, the Mighty Poo is faster, and after hitting him once, the player must survive another bout of poo balls. The second pad also becomes useless after this round, requiring yet another alternate one to be used afterwards. The third round requires three hits, and the same rules as round two apply. After this round, the poo will sing one big, long aria, causing the glass blocking a toilet chain and a wad of cash to break open, allowing entry. The fourth and final round requires the player to avoid the poo balls while running to the chain, jump, and pull it, flushing the Mighty Poo for good.
Chucky Poo's Lament
Chucky Poo's Lament (also called Sloprano or The Great Mighty Poo Song) is the song sung by Chucky Poo during his boss fight. The song is split into different parts, each corresponding to a different phase of the fight. Below is a transcription of Chucky Poo's Lament. Interjections by Conker are in bold.
{before first round}
Ahem-hem.
Mi mi miiiii....
I am the Great Mighty Poo,
and I'm going to throw my shit
at you!
A huge supply of tish,
comes from my chocolate starfish.
How about some scat,
You little twat!
{after first round}
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in!
Sweetcorn is the only thing that makes it through my rear!
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
Have some more caviar!
{after second round}
Now I'm really getting rather mad!
You're like a niggly, tickly, shitty little tagnut!
When I knock you out with all my bab,
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
(Your butt?)
My butt!
(Your BUTT?!)
That's right! My BUTT!
(Ech...)
MY BUTT!
(Ugh!!!)
MY BUUUUUUUUUUTT!!!
{after being defeated}
Aaah! You cursed squirrel, look what you've done!
I'm flushing, I'm flushing!
Oh, what a world, what a world...
Who'd have thought a good little squirrel like you could destroy my beautiful clagginess?
Aaaah! I'm going! Ohhhhh! Ahhh! Nooo! Ohhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
(Huh huh! Now that's what I call a bowel movement!)
Trivia
- The Great Mighty Poo's voice was performed by Chris Marlow, making him the only male character in Conker's Bad Fur Day not to be voiced by Conker creator Chris Seavor.
- When the Mighty Poo is flushing, the speech he screams is a parody of the Wicked Witch's death in the classic Wizard of Oz film.
- The Mighty Poo is the first and so far only character to ever have a singing role in a Rare video game.
