The Banjo Theories "No Surprises" Exam
 

Welcome to the Banjo Theories "No Surprises" Exam!

Interested in testing your knowledge of what are facts, and what are fakes in Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie? Then I highly recommend taking this exam so you'll increase your knowledge of what theories prove to be true in the Banjo franchise, and those that are false.

I have not yet set a tentative date to commence the exam period, but at the moment I'm hiring three or four assistants to help prepare the exam.

If you receive 75% or higher on the exam, you'll be issued a Congratulatory License stating your achievement that can be placed in signatures and avatars.

However, if you fail the exam, you'll have to wait approximately one month to take it again.

As of today, members are welcome to sign up, or apply to be an assistant.

NOTE: If you apply to be an assistant, you are prohibited to take the exam.

To apply for a license, please use the following method:

Insert Your Username - I wish to take the exam.

If you're applying to become an assistant, please use the following method:

Insert Your Username - I wish to become an Assistant.

Enrollment
3V1L L33T
J@mie
TwilightVestige
rideronthestorm
abyss
WaywornMmmmm
firealpha712
mebecj
9StringBanjo
shard
ColdSkull
The BK Zubba
Coolboyman
mafefe
Shaz
Fireydeath01
Glaber
runehero123
NinBan
chillywilly42
Chronicle
Some weirdGuy
zelda
jumbo mumbo
sabrigami
shadowbulba
Akeru

Registration is now closed.
The Exam Period is now over.
If your name is in bold, then your exam has been received.

Assistants
Evandy
Quicksilver

TimeDaw--er...3V1L L33T - I wish to take the exam.

Quicksilver- I wish to take the exam

J@mie - I am your father. No wait, thait aint right...
I want to take the exam. There we go, that's better.

TwilightVestige - I wish to take the exam.

I want to pass at least one of your exams with a B. Sign me up for this one. :)

rideronthestorm - I wish to take the exam

usuck - I wish to take the exam

abyss- I wish to take the exam

Don't forget, I'm seeking two or three (maximum of four) assistants to help me with preparing questions for the exam.

For those who are currently signed up, you may this use this time to study both games and theories.

firealpha712 - I wish to take the exam.

And ace it.

9StringBanjo - I wish to take the exam.

shard-i wish to take the exam

Doesn't anybody want to become an assistant? I need help coming up with questions.

ColdSkull - I wish to take the exam!

Evandy-I wish to be an assistant.

I know about the theories, but I don't know a ton. My questions will probably be the easier than the rest. But why not, sign me up to be an assistant!

The BK Zubba - I wish to take the exam.

I'll take the exam.

exemplarygamer mafefe - I wish to take the exam.

I would want to take the exam. But if you need another assistant then sign me up as one.

Shaz would like too take the exam. :)

I'll take the exam.

Glaber Twin - I wish to take the exam.

Believe it or not I wanted to do something simaler to the quizzes at the end of the BK games.

I have two assistants so far. Brilliant!:)

I just need one or two (maximum of three) more assistants to help me with questions.

Runehero123 - I wish to take the exam.

Ninban - I wish to take the exam.

Is it too late to register for the exam?

Chronicle - I will take the exam.

Banjo-Swopooie - I wish to be an assistant.

Contact me on Skype or here as banjofuzz.

Heavens no! Enrollment won't stop for a couple days at the most.

Is banjofuzz an alternate account of yours? Also I prefer private messaging.

Taiokaion- I would like to uh, get tested.

The chances of me becoming an assistant when I hardly know any theories at all on BK or BT are pretty low.

Bartimaeus - I wish to take the exam, and get an F-.

I will sign up once i get my LOZ exam results back ;)

But don't be suprised if i don't hand it in-i got exams and straight after that i have a 3 week trip to china

um, how does this work? i dont quite understand

i guess i'll do it, but some explaination would be nice

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SWG - I will take the exam.
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Zelda - I wish to be an assistant or in the exam :)

The main idea of this exam is to test your knowledge on true and false things in Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie. In other words secrets, hidden objects, etc. It focuses on the "theoretical" aspect of the franchise, so to speak.

Unfortunately I'm unable to send private messages to you, so I've moved you to enrollment.:)

Articerile - I wish to be in the exam

Two Announcements
 

I have two announcements:

1. Preparations for the exam have now begun.
2. I'm seeking to hire anybody who is good with graphics, to design the Congratulatory License stating the achievement on the exam.

I'm still accepting members and assistants, don't worry.:p

If you want, I can try to make the license. Let me know what you want, or we can work something out if no one else has been chosen.

That would be brilliant. I'm thinking the both of us could work out how the license will work by private messaging. How's that sound?:)