RWP Bash Day Four: Rarity
 

Day Four: Rarity
In order to truly celebrate The RWP, you have to go back to our roots. Rare, despite recently making a hard right turn towards shovelware, has made a ton of fantastic games that still stand the test of time years later.

To commemorate the company, we want you to post something you made yourself in their honor. It can really be anything having to do with a Rare game, like a video of you playing DKC, a hentai tentacle Kazooie porno, a fan fiction piece on Kinect Sports 2; anything!

Just post your creation in this thread, and we'll talk! Anybody know posts a new Rare-themed fan product gets the Rarity Trophy.

What is the RWP Bash?
It's our semiannual, not so well-planned, celebration of what makes the RWP so great! Throughout the next few days, we'll have some games and challenges to have some fun. Each day there will be a new topic with a way to win forum trophies. Complete the listed challenge, and you will receive your trophy. These trophies can only be won on each day, so make sure to keep coming back.

Coming Tomorrow: Wiki-Master

Trophy? No trophies?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UybnH...2&feature=plcp

this work?

I had to beat an entire file from sratch, just to try this for twi :P. During that file I also did the rusty bucket bay gate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv49b..._order&list=UL

edit:3800posts...

Can this be something we've posted to the forums before?

Sigh..... I get the feeling I won't be getting any more of these awards...

^ This makes me wonder also, does it need to be created exclusively for this thread, or may it be older than the invention of the wheel?

If I have to go create something I will, but god damn it'd take a lot of effort to get my console hooked up atm.. :(

Wait, do we have to create something for this? I mean, I'm sure we can find another bad LP of BK or something, but I'd rather not if I don't have to.

I have the sudden urge to make a hentai tentacle Kazooie porno.

I think I'll start a Banjo Tooie Lets Play tomorrow. Two of my friends are coming over and one of them know nothing about Banjo Kazooie, so it'll be interesting to hear his opinion while I'm playing. Or if he plays. That'd be interesting.

Also, in related news, earlier today I realized what melody I was thinking of when I was putting together this track:
http://soundcloud.com/sajextryus/a-q...le-familiarity
It's based off of the gloomy Spiral Mountain song in Banjo-Tooie.
That shouldn't count though.

This http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list...eature=mh_lolz
This http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list...eature=mh_lolz
And this http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list...eature=mh_lolz

Creation 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2XVVB_pEo8
Creation 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrbBZ7u17fU
Creation 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhbZSCw7ezo

Might also have the Kazooie Tentacle thing provided I can finish it before the end of today :)

The old OLD fic Banjo-Kazooie Z: http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9526
Jinjo Challenge TTC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AkgQiEuKYU
Jinjo Challenge BGS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIzvOa2lgtw

I can't seem to find the old Jinjo Challenge thread which had the rules for those videos but meh.

Oh, I know exactly what I'll post. My un-finished Let's Play of Banjo-Kazooie I recorded over the summer. I never finished it because of my computer having lag issues (stupid Vista).

Here's Part 1.

If you want to watch any of the other parts, just look through my channel.

That project I started, but never finished. I'll finish it one day! Haven't had the time to actually go back to it yet, what with having a life last year.

http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36883

(Warning, went from noob to semi-noob in that thread)

Looking forward to making mine, already have a fun idea!
Also, where's the chat award from yesterday?

Not there yet. You'll get it... eventually :)

My creation:
A bear came to visit

This is all I have at the moment... No way this could win but whatever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s5SVramZuo

A little song I made using Banjo-Kazooie sound samples.

http://www.mediafire.com/?2fqb5ekngfk0s1f

Music Video

I'll have some more things up later once I get off work.

Tanks man

Ugh, I wish I slept last night so I could have done something decent, instead of nearly passing out at my keyboard x.x...

But anyways, lol : http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...47736649_n.jpg

After I've had some sleep maybe I'll do it proper, :D...

It's two years old and as such it's terrible, but it's the only thing that I can access immediately- Nuts & Bolts Grunty.
I did a colored version, too... but the pencil line art was better.. though still terrible...

Maybe I'll actually make something good and post later, but there's this, anyway (actually, was it confirmed that entry had to have been made for this RWP Bash? Because in that case I'm going to have to make something now)...

Please do.

Me messing around with the texture editor for Banjo Kazooie.

God my videos suck.

Also some doodle or die.

My submission is this. It's my epic DKR/B-K crossover fanfic, written when I was eight, that tells the epic tale of trust, betrayal and the infinite power of FRIENDSHIP!!

Okay, here is my unfinished Kinect Sports fanfic. I will probably finish writing it whenever, but now I am too lazy to type. So yeah, when you read it, keep in mind it is a WIP. Also I was rushed and I know nothing about Kinect Sports or grammar.

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It was the first day of the new Kinect Sports tournament, where athletes and soccer moms from around the world gathered around to play all their favorite sports together as a large extended family. The games were supposed to be incredibly amazing this year, for an eccentric trillionaire named Penny Pounds was hosting them. People had to fly to her own private country, which strangely wasn’t on any map.

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the latest Kinect Sports Season! I’m your host with the most, Gary Gardener! With me today to announce all the obvious going-ons in the game is former Kinects champion Jerry Jordan. How are you doing on this marvelous day, Jerry?”

“Not so well, Gary. I’m feeling rather depressed. How many hungry children could the money that was used for this game feed? Instead society wastes all of its resources on entertainment. It churns my stomach Gary.” Jerry said solemnly.

“Hahaha, as always you never quit with the jokes, do you Jerry? Oh boy, it looks like Ms. Pounds is about to start the annual preliminary speech! I love these monologues of merriment.” Gary said optimistically.

Penny stood in the middle of the field with a microphone. She was dressed in an odd yellow tracksuit that reminded people of a certain Bride. Her hair was as red as freshly spilt blood and her eyes were equally crimson.

“Dear peasants” she said coldly “I, Penny Pounds, have told you all that you were here for a mere Kinect Sports tournament. I have lied to you. Instead I, Penny Pounds, have brought you all here for a chance for glory! Our noble contestants will march into my dome and fight to the death! Yes! Welcome to Kinect Blood Sports!”

She then proceeded to cackle maniacally, like a cross between a Hyena and that clown that touched your 9 year old sister at your 7th birthday party. Eventually she calmed down and began to speak again

“Now I assume that some, maybe even the majority, of you filthy peasants may not wish to participate in these games. All of those who wish to leave can do so.”

The crowd collectively sighed in relief.

“In a coffin.” Penny finished.

The crowd collectively freaked the **** out.

“Wow, what a crazy turn for the worst, huh Jerry? I’m willing to keep on commentating as the killing commences though, how about you?” said Gary

“Sure, I guess. I don’t have anything to do since it is Wednesday. All the good TV is on Tuesday.” Jerry said.

And so, the entire audience was forced to become contestants in Kinect Blood Sports. This particular story will focus on one soccer mom named Sophie Spooner. She was 36, brown haired, happily married, mother of 2 girls and one boy, and a lover of all things digital. She had entered the Kinect Sports tournament because she loved videogames.
She had played them since she was a little girl.

“Oh golly, whatever shall I do? I can’t kill people! But if I don’t, who will take Little Sally to her soccer games? Or Sammy to his ballet lessons? Or Little Sally #2 to her boxing lessons? I can’t count on my lay about husband. He can’t even take the dishes out or water the garbage! I need to escape pronto!”

As Penny Pounds guards took the prisoners to their cells. They would stay there until it was time for them to fight one another. Sally was stuck in there alone for what seemed to be weeks. One by one, she saw the neighboring prisoners forcibly dragged out of their cells and sent to the Deadly Dome, as it became to be called. Eventually, it was her turn. She was dragged by two guards and thrown into a room. It was pure white, with only a weapons rack. From out of nowhere, Penny Pounds voice appeared.
“Please select a weapon and then stand on the start pad. Your objective this time is to reach the end of the level and then kill the boss.”

Sophie looked at the weapons rack again. There was a whole bunch of guns, swords, chainsaws, and even the flipper lever thing that is on mailboxes. Eventually she decided to pick a giant spoon. With that done, she stood on the platform and was instantly warped out of the room. She found herself in the Deadly Dome. The grass was a vibrant green beneath her feet and the wind was blowing towards the east, where a large goalpost was. She noticed a large sign in the goalpost that read “goal”.

“How fitting for something that was once an innocent sports competition.” She thought to herself when she suddenly heard something.

“Welcome folks once again to Kinect Blood Sports! I’m still your host Gary and with me is my good pal, Jerry. We’re still here announcing and as long as we continue to do so, Ms. Pounds won’t horribly massacre us! What a nice lady!”

“Whatever Gary, just introduce the latest victim. I’m surprised they still have people living to quote play unquote. None of them has even made it past the first boss."

http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthr...Kazooie.+C.O.G

My unfinished BK Alternate Universe Fanfic.

Wow, some of this stuff is awesome. I especially enjoyed the Kinect Sports fanfic... oddly.

Congrats to all who participated, you'll get your trophies soon!

http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthr...22#post1052522

Bugger, I just finished this.

Damn character limit. ><

It'll count.

I wish I had more than 20 minutes on the computer before work, otherwise I could have done something.

Oh it was new.
Just as well I did that stream of Banjo-Kazooie up until my controller started playing up then:
http://www.therwp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=47184