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Old 31st March 2007, 07:29 AM
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WOW ~, YOU HAVE SOME REAL SPEED. I CAN GIVE YOU A SMALL REWARD FOR WINNING. COME BACK AGAIN FOR A REAL RACE AND I MIGHT HAVE A BETTER REWARD.NO NO NO NO NO.I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BEAT ME AND YOU GOT ALL THOSE COINS. I SUPPOSE I SHOULD GIVE YOU THIS. THIS IS SO UNFAIR!~ YOU NEED TO DO BETTER THAN THAT TO WIN A PRIZE FROM ME.HEY ~, THAT WAS TOO EASY. YOU SHOULD TRY HARDER NEXT TIME.HEY ~ YOU BEAT ME IN THE RACE BUT YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH COINS.TRY AGAIN LATER.~ YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU GO THE CORRECT SIDE OF THE GATES.HEY ~, YOU'LL NEED 100 SKULLTILLEYS IF YOU WANT TO RACE ME!YOU MAY HAVE BEAT ME ONCE, BUT NEVER AGAIN!THIS IS TOO EASY!

IF YOU CAN BEAT ME TO THE BOTTOM OF MY SLIDE AND COLLECT @ COINS, I'LL GIVE YOU A GOLDEN BANANA. USINGPUSH FORWARD TO SPEED UP, PULL BACK TO SLOW DOWN. PRESSTO JUMP. READY, THEN LETS RACE.WELL DONE ~, HAVE A GOLD BANANA.HEY ~ YOU WON BUT YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH COINS.~ YOU ARE JUST TOO SLOW.

DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK?NO, MR BOND...I EXPECT YOU TODIE!NOW I'LL CRUSH YOU LIKE AFLANGE!

UP FOR A CHALLENGE? HURRY UP AND MEET ME AT THE JETPACK BARREL!WAHEY!! LET'S SEE HOW AGILE YOU REALLY ARE, ~! IF YOU CAN FOLLOW ME AROUND THE LEVEL, DISPERSING ALL THE CLOUD MARKERS I LEAVE BEHIND, THEN I'LL HAVE A NICE REWARD FOR YOU!AWWWWW, COME ON ~! THAT'S JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH! TRY AGAIN LATER!HEY, I'M IMPRESSED! HAVE THIS GOLD BANANA TO REWARD YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS!

COME ON THEN ~ HIT ME IN THE GUSSET

HELLO ~, I'M SNIDE AND I WAS KING K.ROOLS PERSONAL MR.FIXIT - HANDYMAN.HE PROMISED ME BIGGER PROJECTS BUT IT WAS ALWAYS FIX THIS LIGHTBLUB, MEND THIS DOOR ETC......I WANTED TO WORK ON HIS SUPER GUN PROJECT BUT HE DIDN'T TRUST ME.SO NOW I WANT TO GET MY OWN BACK.SCATTERED AROUND THE ISLANDS ARE THE ORIGINAL BLUEPRINTS TO THIS WEAPON, BUT THEY ARE WELL GUARDED.IF YOU CAN BRING ME ENOUGH OF THESE BLUEPRINTS I CAN HELP YOU TO LOCATE THE SUPER GUNS WEAK POINTS.I WILL GIVE YOU ONE OF THE GOLDEN BANANAS K.ROOL STOLE FROM YOUR HOARD FOR EVERY BLUEPRINT YOU BRING TO ME.I SEE YOU HAVE THE FIRST BLUEPRINT SO HAVE A GOLDEN BANANA.NOW GET GOING AND FIND THE BLUEPRINTS.AW, COME ON ~ I REALLY NEED THE BLUEPRINTS.KEEP LOOKING FOR THEM.FANTASTIC KONG DUDE, HAVE A GOLDEN BANANA.HEY ~, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE, YOU ALREADY GAVE ME A BLUEPRINT.GET OUT THERE AND FIND THE OTHER BLUEPRINTS.~, YOU HAVE ALL THE INFO GO GET K.ROOL.

‘WOW ~, YOU HAVE SOME REAL SPEED.I CAN GIVE YOU A SMALL REWARD FOR WINNING.COME BACK AGAIN FOR A REAL RACE AND I MIGHT HAVE A BETTER REWARD.NO NO NO NO NO.I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BEAT ME AND YOU GOT ALL THOSE COINS.I SUPPOSE I SHOULD GIVE YOU THIS.~ YOU NEED TO DO BETTER THAN THAT TO WIN A PRIZE FROM ME.HEY ~, THAT WAS TOO EASY. YOU SHOULD TRY HARDER NEXT TIME.HEY ~ YOU BEAT ME IN THE RACE BUT YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH COINS.TRY AGAIN LATER.~ YOU ARE WAY TOO SLOW.TRY AND KEEP UP WITH ME NEXT TIME.HEY ~, IF YOU BEAT ME IN THIS 2 LAP RACE AND GET 10 COINS, I'LL GIVE YOU A GOLDEN BANANA. PRESSTO SPEED UP AND USETO CHANGE LANES. PRESSTO CHEAT. READY, HERE WE GO.

JEEZ, YOU'RE A FAT GIRL!I CAN'T CARRY YOU - ARE YOU MAD?COME ON THEN ~, LET'S RIDE!HEY ~, COLLECT 70 COINS TO WIN A GOLDEN BANANA.USETO SPEED UP, SLOW DOWN, LEAN LEFT AND RIGHT.PRESSTO JUMP.READY, THEN OFF WE GO!WELL DONE ~ HAVE A BANANAYOU'LL HAVE TO BE A TAD MORE NIMBLE TO EARN THE BIG GOLD ONE, ~!HEY ~, COLLECT 50 COINS TO WIN A GOLDEN BANANA.USETO SPEED UP, SLOW DOWN, LEAN LEFT AND RIGHT.PRESSTO JUMP.READY, THEN OFF WE GO!SUCCESS!!!I THINK YOU'VE DEFINITELY EARNED IT THIS TIME.WHAT'S THIS, ~? YOU NEED AT LEAST 50 COINS TO GET THIS GOLD BANANAHEY ~, GRAB 50 COINS FOR THE GOLDEN PRIZE.USETO SPEED UP, SLOW DOWN, JUMP TO LEFT AND RIGHT.PRESSTO JUMP STRAIGHT UP.READY, THEN OFF WE GO!BINGO!!!I HOPE THE EXPERIENCE WASN'T TOO SCARY!SLIPPY FINGERS, ~? YOU NEED AT LEAST 50 COINS TO SUCCEED!

THE KEY TO FREEING ME IS IN THE CLOUDSHELP ME! I'M TRAPPEDYIPPEE! HAVE A GOLD BANANA DK

HEY ~, I'M, HERE TO GIVE YOU GOOD LOV'IN.I HAVE A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT FOR YOU AND CAN GIVE YOU EXTRA MELONS.YOUR MUSICAL INSTRUMENT COSTS @ COINS.I SEE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH, SO COMEBACK WHEN YOU DO.I SEE YOU HAVE THE MONEY DO YOU WANT THE INSTRUMENT NOW?THING ISN'T THE CORRECT SHOP SO VISIT THE FIRST ONE.HEY ~, FOR @ COINS YOU CAN PLAY ON THIS MUSICAL INSTRUMENT?HEY ~, FOR @ COINS I CAN GIVE YOU A BETTER INSTRUMENT, WOULD YOU LIKE IT?~, YOU HAVE THE LATEST INSTRUMENT.~, YOU HAVE THE LATEST MELONS.I CAN SEE THAT YOUR INSTRUMENT NEEDS A REPAIR.LET ME FIX IT FOR YOU.OH DEAR ~, YOU DON'T HAVE THE @ COINS NEEDED TO BUY THE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT.OH DEAR ~, YOU DON'T HAVE THE @ COINS NEEDED TO BUY THE NEXT MELON.OH DEAR ~, I CAN'T HELP YOU UNTIL YOU GET THE INSTRUMENT FROM MY EARLIER SHOP.OH DEAR ~, I CAN'T HELP YOU UNTIL YOU GET SPECIAL POWER UP FROM MY EARLIER SHOP.~, HAVE I GOT A TREAT FOR YOU.FOR @ COINS, I HAVE THE POWER MAKE ALL THE KONGS LIVE LONGER.DO YOU WANT IT?I STILL HAVE INSTRUMENTS FOR THE OTHER KONGS, SO TELL THEM TO VISIT.I'M AFFRAID ALL I CAN DO NOW HERE IS RUNNING REPAIRS.VISIT ME AT ANOTHER SHOP AND I MIGHT EXTRA STUFF FOR YOU.OK ~, I'LL KEEP HOLD OF IT FOR YOU UNTIL YOU WANT IT.~ THIS IS HOW YOU USE THE INSTRUMENT.PRESS AND HOLDTHEN PRESSIT'LL DO AN AREA BLAST KILLING BADDIES AND YOU'LL NEED IT TO ACTIVATE CERTAIN THINGS.COME BACK WHENEVER YOU NEED IT REPAIRING. I MIGHT ALSO HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU LATER ON.SO REMEMBER TO VISIT ALL MY SHOPS.~ YOU KNOW HOW USE THE INSTRUMENT.THIS INSTRUMENT HOWEVER WILL LAST MUCH LONGER.~ YOU KNOW HAVE AN EXTRA MELON, SO YOU SHOULD LAST MUCH LONG IN FIGHTS.

HEY ~, DURING THE GAME I'LL MAKE POTIONS THAT GIVE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS EXTRA SKILLS AND STRENGTHS.ALL I ASK IS A SMALL PRICE IN COLOURED COINS.THE FIRST POTION COSTS @ COINS.I SEE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH, SO COMEBACK WHEN YOU DO.I SEE YOU HAVE THE MONEY DO YOU WANT THE POTION NOW?THING IS THIS SET OF CHEMICALS ARE STILL BREWING SO TRY AN EARLIER LAB.~, I HAVE PERFECTED ANOTHER POTION FOR @ COINS. DO YOU WANT IT?~ I HAVE GOT A POTION FOR YOU, BUT I CAN'T LET YOU TRY IT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME @ COINS.COMEBACK LATER WHEN YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY.~, I MADE YOU A POTION EARLIER AND YOU HAVEN'T TRIED IT YET.SO I'M NOT LETTING YOU THIS ONE UNTIL YOU HAVE HAD THE EARLIER ONE.YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN IF YOU TAKE THEM IN THE WRONG ORDER!SORRY ~, I DON'T HAVE ANY NEW POTIONS FOR YOU.I DO HAVE OTHER POTIONS READY FOR THE OTHER KONGS, TELL THEM TO VISIT IF YOU SEE THEM.THESE CHEMICALS ARE BUGGERED.I CAN'T MAKE ANY MORE POTIONS HERE.VISIT ME AT A DIFFERENT LAB AND I MIGHT BE ABLE TO MAKE MORE POTIONS FOR YOU.OK ~, COME BACK LATER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BETTER MOOD AND TRY OUT THE POTION.YOU CAN NOW DO THE BARREL BLASTS.FIND A PAD WITH YOUR IMAGE ON AND PRESSTO LAUNCH YOURSELF.WHEN YOU ARE IN A BARREL PRESSTO SHOOT YOURSELF AT YOUR TARGET.YOU CAN NOW DO A SHOULDER CHARGE.TO DO A SHOULDER CHARGE PRESS AND HOLDTHEN PRESSYOU CAN NOW USE YOUR BARREL.WALK INTO A BARREL WITH YOUR IMAGE ON IT AND YOU WILL CHANGE SIZE FOR A SHORT WHILE DEPENDING ON HOW MANY CRYSTAL COCONUTS YOU HAVE GOT.COME BACK LATER AND I MIGHT HAVE A NEW POTION FOR YOU.YOU CAN NOW DO YOUR HANDSTAND.THIS ALLOWS YOU TO WALK UP STEEP SLOPES.TO DO YOUR HANDSTAND PRESS AND HOLDTHEN PRESSKEEPPRESSED TO STAY IN THE HANDSTAND.~, YOU CAN NOW USE INVINCIBILITY BARRELS.WALK INTO A BARREL WITH YOUR IMAGE ON IT AND YOU WILL BECOME INVINCIBLE FOR A SHORT WHILE DEPENDING ON HOW MANY CRYSTAL COCONUTS YOU HAVE GOT.~, YOU CAN NOW USE JETPACK BARRELS.WALK INTO A BARREL WITH YOUR IMAGE ON IT AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FLY AROUND WITH THE JETPACK FOR A SHORT WHILE DEPENDING ON HOW MANY CRYSTAL COCONUTS YOU HAVE GOT.THE JETPACK WILL ALSO STOP IF YOU LAND AGAIN SO KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR HEIGHT.TO USE THE JETPACK PRESSTO THRUST ANDTO HOVER.~, YOU CAN NOW DO YOUR SPIN JUMP.A SPIN JUMP WILL MAKE YOU JUMP MUCH FURTHER.TO DO THE SPIN JUMP, JUMP BY PRESSINGWHILST STILL IN THE AIR PRESSAGAIN.~, YOU CAN NOW DO YOUR MEGA PUNCH.YOUR MEGA PUNCH CAN KNOCK THINGS OVER AND CAUSES MORE DAMAGE TO BADDIES.TO DO YOUR MEGA PUNCH PRESS AND HOLDTHEN PRESS~, YOU CAN NOW DO YOUR INFLATE MOVE.THIS WILL MAKE YOU FLOAT UP AND ABOUT FOR A SHORT WHILE.TO FLOAT AROUND, FIND A PAD WITH YOUR IMAGE ON AND PRESS~, YOU CAN NOW PULL LEAVERS.~, YOU CAN NOW DO YOUR SPRING JUMP.THE SPRING JUMP WILL MAKE YOU JUMP MUCH HIGHER THAN NORMAL.TO DO A SPRING JUMP FIND A PAD WITH YOUR IMAGE ON AND PRESS~, YOU CAN NOW RUN FAST.~, YOU CAN NOW TELEPORT.~, YOU CAN NOW GO INVISIBLE.~, YOU CAN NOW BUM BUST GREEN SWITCHES.TO DO A BUM BUST JUMP BY PRESSINGAND PRESSBEFORE YOU LAND.~, YOU CAN NOW BUM BUST BLUE SWITCHES.~, YOU CAN NOW BUM BUST RED SWITCHES.

RHA, FOOL, YOU'VE LET ME GO!DK, HEEEELLLPP!NOW GO SPEAK TO FUNKY TO HELP RELEASE ME

YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?!THEN I MUST CRUSH YOU!HA HA HA HA!HA HA HA HA HA!YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT K.ROOL!YOU CAN'T BEAT ME!
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