[Masked Hero]

The reigning monarch of the Mushroom Kingdom does a terrible job.

• The Mushroom Kingdom economy is in shambles. As of Superstar Saga, the exchange rate for Mushroom Kingdom coins to Beanbean coins is 1,010,101,010,101:1.
• Despite constantly being threatened by the Koopa Kingdom, the Mushroom Kingdom has next to nothing in terms of self defense. The castle has guards, but there is no army.
• The Princess frequently invites leaders of hostile nations and corrupt game developers to private parties, luxury sports events, and even go-karts.
• Those private parties are entirely funded by Mushroom Kingdom tax dollars. Billions of coins wasted on frivolous party games.
• In Smash Bros., the princess will literally use her subjects as human shields.
• Certain members of her staff that tend to disagree with her, such as Toadsworth, have gone missing.

I think there should be a revolution to remove the monarchy and instill a new government.