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Old 4th May 2009, 07:08 AM
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Klungo 1: As soon as the fight starts, hit him, then the clock begins, stay as close in as you can and when the shield falls, he will begin to grow. Roll attack (constantly hitting him) on the inside of his coat; thus making you both immortal until the exact second he can be hit. anything less than 22 seconds is a good time

Klungo 2: invisible, completely useless, follow guide above pretty much, the second hes gone hit him, you can do this in easily under 17 seconds.

Klungo 3: duplicating, this time the potions will home in on you, just kinda strafe back n forth to dodge them, stay in close, and always hit the one that isnt moving at one point (the rest will run off, so youll hit the real one ASAP), aim for 20 seconds or so

Your combined klungo total should be under 1 minute. Thats 3 bosses in under 1 minute <3.

Targitzan: normal eggs on targets, grenade eggs on moggies, aim is not even important on targets, you have 100 eggs and can shoot like 4 per second, just get it over with as soon as you can, with moggies, try your best, aim for under a minute.

Old king coal: Ice eggs. nuff said. aim for under 13 seconds.

Mr patch: Do this fight entirely from the ground. Order of patches coming soon. just figure it out. Aim for under 1 minute this way D:.. or if you do the airborne way aim for under 2. Use beak bomb liberally to get to sides of him worth shooting.

Lord woo fak fak: This is the hardest one for most people, the trick is to pick a side at the start, and if you see a boil, get so close youll hurt yourself, the cutscene will spare you the damage, if not, use talon torpedo and burst THROUGH him to the other side, a speeding kazooie is unstopable even by his body, then just spam as many targets as you can, if you hear a lightning attack, press x to recall kazooie and swim a small distance, then release the beast. use grenade eggs when possible but always use kazooie if the boils are on the other side, itll save a ton of eggs. Then for the eyes, use kazooie again, then swim out of the way, he will eventually turn around swim away etc, this is THE PERFECT TIME to talon torpedo. with practice under 2 minutes is very possible. Aim for under 2:30.

Terry: This one has some secrets, use grenade eggs, and while dodging the 2 purples, get as FAR away as you can, this way when shooting him you can get him to 10/14 hp, then use rolling to kill mucoids as it can kill up to 5 in 1 shot, and then repeat, youll get him in 2 rounds for easily under 40 seconds.

Weldar: More secrets . First round, dodge, then grenade egg. Second round, wonderwing the nuts, as they come into you to clear them each in under 2 seconds total, grenade egg. 3rd round, LET him squish you, this skips the chasing stage. Then as he comes down in the center, grab some hp from the nuts, grenade egg. repeat while lasers up. aim for under 1:10.

Chilly billy: 6 hp, use ice eggs, make sure before you shoot, the barrel of the gun is OUT, so you dont waste them. use only 2 eggs per cannon. Use wondering to just walk without stopping. aim for under 38 seconds.

Chilly willy: 12 hp this time, use fire eggs, 3 eggs per cannon, same rules as last time, aim for under a minute. Same dodging as above.

Mingy jongo: Ok, it's been found how to guarantee the wonderwing. SKIP ALL HIS CONVERSATION BOXES EXCEPT when the floor is closing. Then hit him 1st shot as normal, and wonderwing away. You can get 7 nice shots off with the wonderwing in a row before he warps.

Hag 1: Start the fight off by getting on the drill, and running to the right, shoot her 10 times and repeat running left. Then do the same during the mortars. Afterwards you should be down 4 hp with 4 on the ground, go get them. switch to ice eggs and shoot her during the war and then switch to CKZ, and go destroy a battery. repeat. use fire eggs if low on ice during the mustard gas, and switch to regular eggs as her hp gets below 5. Then finish her quickly.

there you have it.

LEADERBOARDS

Klungo 1 - Estimated Optimal time: 21.00
1st) 0:21.00 - Coolboyman
1st) 0:21:00 - MegaDestructor9
3rd) 0:21.10 - Weldar-Kazooie
3rd) 0:21.10 - Jacky Durand
3rd) 0:21.10 - Dan
6th) 0:21.30 - Tooie
6th) 0:21.30 - DemonLabRat

Klungo 2 - Estimated Optimal time: 16.20
1st) 0:16.20 - MegaDestructor9
1st) 0:16.20 - Jacky Durand
3rd) 0:16.30 - Coolboyman
3rd) 0:16.30 - Dan
3rd) 0:16.30 - Weldar-Kazooie
6th) 0:16.40 - Tooie
7th) 0:16.50 - DemonLabRat

Klungo 3 Estimated Optimal time - 19.50
1st) 0:19.50 - MegaDestructor9
2nd) 0:19.70 - Dan
3rd) 0:19.80 - Jacky Durand
4th) 0:19.90 - Coolboyman
4th) 0:19.90 - Tooie
4th) 0:19.90 - Weldar-Kazooie
7th) 0:20.00 - DemonLabRat

Targitzan Estimated Optimal time - 30.70
1st) 0:31.60 - MegaDestructor9
2nd) 0:36.60 - Weldar-Kazooie
3rd) 0:41.70 - DemonLabRat
4th) 0:42.00 - Coolboyman
5th) 0:44.00 - Dan
6th) 0:47.30 - Jacky Durand
7th) 0:47.70 - Tooie

Old King Coal - Estimated optimal time: 0:06.90
1st) 0:06.90 - MegaDestructor9
2nd) 0:07.60 - Jacky Durand
3rd) 0:07.80 - Dan
4th) 0:07.90 - Coolboyman
5th) 0:08.20 - Weldar-Kazooie
6th) 0:08.20 - DemonLabRat
7th) 0:09.40 - Tooie

Mr. Patch Estimated Optimal Time: Ludicrous
1st) 0:28.60 - MegaDestructor9
2nd) 0:29.80 - Jacky Durand
3rd) 0:37.50 - DemonLabRat
3rd) 0:41.70 - Coolboyman
4th) 0:46.00 - Dan
5th) 0:48.70 - Weldar-Kazooie
7th) 1:12.50 - Tooie

Lord Woo Fak Fak Estimated Optimal: Idk like 20 seconds?
1st) 0:45.00 - MegaDestructor9
2nd) 0:55.70 - DemonLabRat
3rd) 1:01.60 - Weldar-Kazooie
4th) 1:07.60 - Jacky Durand
5th) 1:08.10 - Coolboyman
6th) 1:19.90 - Dan
7th) 1:26.30 - Tooie

Terry Estimated Optimal - Impossible to tell due to varrying glitches. Possibly under 30 seconds.
1st) 0:33.20 - MegaDestructor9
2nd) 0:34.50 - Jacky Durand
3rd) 0:34.90 - Coolboyman
4th) 0:38.30 - Dan
5th) 0:38.40 - Weldar-Kazooie
6th) 0:38.50 - DemonLabRat
7th) 0:39.70 - Tooie

Weldar Estimated Optimal: That clearly tool-assisted 1st
1st) 1:00.90 - MegaDestructor9
2nd) 1:01.90 - Jacky Durand
3rd) 1:02.20 - Dan
4th) 1:02.80 - Weldar-Kazooie
5th) 1:02.90 - Coolboyman
6th) 1:04.70 - Tooie
7th) 1:05.10 - DemonLabRat

Chilly Willy Estimated optimal 0:47.40
1st) 0:47.40 - MegaDestructor9
2nd) 0:48.00 - Jacky Durand
3rd) 0:49.60 - Dan
4th) 0:51.00 - Weldar-Kazooie
5th) 0:51.40 - DemonLabRat
6th) 0:51.90 - Coolboyman
7th) 0:54.00 - Tooie

Chilli Billi Estimated Optimal: 31.90
1st) 0:31.90 - MegaDestructor9
2nd) 0:32.40 - Jacky Durand
3rd) 0:32.50 - Weldar-Kazooie
4th) 0:33.50 - DemonLabRat
5th) 0:33.70 - Dan
6th) 0:34.10 - Coolboyman
7th) 0:35.90 - Tooie

Mingy Jongo Estimated Optimal 0:09.70
1st) 0:09.70 - MegaDestructor9
2nd) 0:09.70 - Jacky Durand
3rd) 0:09.80 - Dan
3rd) 0:09.80 - Weldar-Kazooie
5th) 0:10.30 - DemonLabRat
6th) 0:11.50 - Coolboyman
7th) 0:15.10 - Tooie

Hag 1 Estimated optimal: 2:50.00
1st) 2:54.50 - MegaDestructor9
2nd) 3:07.40 - Coolboyman
3rd) 3:12.40 - DemonLabRat
4th) 3:20.10 - Weldar-Kazooie
5th) 3:40.60 - Tooie
6th) 3:46.20 - Dan
7th) 4:23.70 - Jacky Durand

OVERALL
1st) 8:46.40 - MegaDestructor9 (TAS?)
2nd) 9:52.10 - DemonLabRat
3rd) 9:59.60 - Coolboyman
4th) 10:08.00 - Weldar-Kazooie
5th) 10:54.60 - Dan
6th) 10:59.60 - Jacky Durand
7th) 11:43.50 - Tooie
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