Alright, if anyone cares, I know who typed that code.
It's someone you all know well.
The evil, the demon.
The slightly smelly.
Me.
Don't ask why I just got bored one day, then to add to the illusion that an idiot wrote it, I posted it on supercheats under the name "Grunty Winnybunky," a mangled version of Grunty's real name.
Now, can discussion on this coded close? I tried to make it as obviously fake as possible, but obviously did not succeed, as some people fell for it.
IT'S FAKE. I MADE IT. THANKS FOR WATCHING.
(waits for the torches and pitchforks.)