1. Conker is the second best game ever (after Banjo-Kazooie, of course), and if you like Banjo, you can't hate Conker. Bad Fur Day (or Live & Reloaded) is probably much similar to Banjo than how much Nuts & Bolts is. So, if you're a Banjo fan, you'll probably like more Conker than N&B.
2. In the Banjo-Tooie XBLA it says to wait "other 8 years", and the game was made when Rare was already working on f***** natal/kinect. But don't expect Banjo-Threeie though Rare never keep their promises.
3. Welcome to RareWitchProject.
4. I agree with you, it's a shame how Nintendo refused to permise Micro$oft/Rare to put Goldeneye on XBLA but published it on Wii.
5. Yes, I was scared from Snacker as kid. Didn't someone already make a thread about that? I replied to it some minutes ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WksRQAmNqbA