The problem is.... Nintendo has never made a good Donkey Kong game since the original Donkey Kong. DK as we know it, DK as we know him, is entirely the product of Rare.
DK died when Nintendo dropped Rare like a cheap date.
It's really unfortunate that the last great DK game will actually be DK64 despite its overwhelming flaws. Now he's just Nintendo's most retarded character... and a character that's used only out of pity, neglecting any real substance, or quality that he may still have left.
And if anybody's heard him in Mario Kart Wii, he sounds less like a primate and more like someone who downed way too many pain killers and anti-depressants with a bottle of scotch.
Oh, and also, quite obviously high on LSD.
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