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Banjo Theories & Stop 'n' Swop SNS? Bottle's Revenge? Share your thoughts on the mysteries of the Banjo series and discuss the new Stop 'n' Swop features in Nuts and Bolts and the XBLA games |
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Grunty's Obsession
NOTE: This thread is supposed to make you laugh, I'm not serious.
Okay, so I noticed when I was playing through Banjo-Kazooie the other day, that Grunty has pictures of Banjo and Kazooie ALL OVER THE PLACE. There are too many to count. You also have to spell BanjoKazooie in the sandcastle at TTC, and you have to spell it backwards sometimes in Furnace Fun.. And in the shack in MMM, you have to spell BanjoKazooie as well. You'd think she'd have you spelling Gruntilda, or Winkybunion or something. My theory is that Grunty is actually obsessed with Banjo and Kazooie. So much so that she kidnaps Tooty, in the hopes that they would enter her lair, so she could kidnap them. Another thing that supports this theory is that when you first enter her lair, she's clearly ready to steal Tooty's beauty. It's as simple as pushing a button. But instead, she decides to watch you, and make comments. (She also tries to convince Kazooie to leave Banjo, and hang out on her back) The only time she actually goes through with her plan, is if you quit. I'm thinking she figures "If he doesn't care about his sister, I'll just steal her beauty, and seduce him." And in Banjo-Tooie, she holds back as you fight her, by casting slower spells if you answer her questions properly. If she really hated Banjo and Kazooie so much, she would have dropped the gigantic weight on them when she had the chance. She's clearly obsessed with Banjo and Kazooie.
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Some of my earliest memories are of me playing Banjo Kazooie with my family. It's my favorite game, and holds a special place in my heart. |
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This thread is hilarious in the fact that when read it actually sort of makes sense XD
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Haha nice.
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Lol, nice .
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I support this theory.
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Grunty likes Banjo! <3
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You are 100% Correct.
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Wow. You make a great point there.
Although I do NOT want the image of Grunty seducing Banjo thank you very much! ;D |
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ROFL!
That was hilarious! |
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She's clearly playing hard to get.
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I always wondered why she had a giant picture of Banjo and Kazooie on that advent calender.
That was entertaining to read. So funny.
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Creepy on some parts and funny on a lot others! lol!
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Now that you mention you're right, pretty interesting.
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It all makes sense now.
EDIT: 400th post. Last edited by Derek; 28th July 2008 at 10:54 PM. |
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Grunty is in love with Banjo and Kazooie is her only obstacle. XD
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