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Also, he's tenth in the leaderboards for overall time, not the Hag 1 fight itself, the game only does it overall for the boss times. His Hag 1 time is much longer than ours, which really kills him and if he could improve it he could probably beat my overall time, which I haven't improved upon (even with a few attempts) since summer 2009, proven by the fact that CBM and Weldar are leagues ahead of every single one of my times (except a few ties on the Klungos). Not to mention since that age-old post he's like 14-20 or something now.
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Yeah if i had coolboymans hag 1 time I would be like 4th lol my times outside are killer, I just have a problem with the auto look centering that is on the xbox version, it's not what i grew up on. and hag 1 is elevatred
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Ahh, gotcha.
But seriously, people, if you've beaten the Hag 1 even once and you remember how you did it, or even if you watched someone else do it, you're qualified to write a guide on it. Being #10 on the leaderboards means you are OVER qualified, especially when you consider just how many people have played that game. |
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Not to the intricacy i felt was required.
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I reckon I should give in my times, since this guide has aided me in reaching my position on the leaderboards.
... I'll be quiet now. Last edited by 30-50 feral rats; 17th March 2012 at 10:59 AM. Reason: MORTAR POWER |
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Pencils are really amazing though. If Jesus came down, turned into the hottest woman on Earth with his Jesus powers and sucked my dick, he still wouldn't be as awesome as a pencil.
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Tooie here, gonna update that scoreboard now.
Klungo 1 1st) 0:21.00 - Coolboyman 2nd) 0:21.10 - Weldar-Kazooie 3rd) 0:21.30 - Dan 3rd) 0:21.30 - Tooie 5th) 0:21.40 - DemonLabRat Klungo 2 1st) 0:16.30 - Coolboyman 1st) 0:16.30 - Dan 3rd) 0:16.40 - Tooie 3rd) 0:16.40 - Weldar-Kazooie 5th) 0:16.50 - DemonLabRat Klungo 3 1st) 0:19.90 - Coolboyman 1st) 0:19.90 - Tooie 1st) 0:19.90 - Weldar-Kazooie 4th) 0:20.00 - DemonLabRat 5th) 0:20.10 - Dan Targitzan 1st) 0:36.60 - Weldar-Kazooie 2nd) 0:42.00 - Coolboyman 3rd) 0:42.60 - DemonLabRat 4th) 0:47.50 - Dan 5th) 0:47.70 - Tooie Old King Coal 1st) 0:07.90 - Coolboyman 2nd) 0:08.20 - Weldar-Kazooie 3rd) 0:09.40 - Tooie 4th) 0:09.90 - DemonLabRat 5th) 0:10.10 - Dan Mr. Patch 1st) 0:41.70 - Coolboyman 2nd) 0:48.70 - Weldar-Kazooie 3rd) 0:58.40 - Dan 4th) 1:03.50 - DemonLabRat 5th) 1:12.50 - Tooie Lord Woo Fak Fak 1st) 1:01.40 - DemonLabRat 2nd) 1:01.60 - Weldar-Kazooie 3rd) 1:08.10 - Coolboyman 4th) 1:26.30 - Tooie 5th) 1:52.40 - Dan Terry 1st) 0:34.90 - Coolboyman 2nd) 0:38.40 - Weldar-Kazooie 3rd) 0:38.50 - DemonLabRat 4th) 0:39.50 - Dan 5th) 0:39.70 - Tooie Weldar 1st) 1:02.80 - Weldar-Kazooie 2nd) 1:02.90 - Coolboyman 3rd) 1:04.70 - Tooie 4th) 1:05.00 - Dan 5th) 1:05.10 - DemonLabRat Chilly Willy 1st) 0:51.90 - Coolboyman 2nd) 0:52.40 - DemonLabRat 3rd) 0:52.70 - Weldar-Kazooie 4th) 0:52.80 - Dan 5th) 0:54.00 - Tooie Chilli Billi 1st) 0:33.70 - Weldar-Kazooie 2nd) 0:34.10 - Coolboyman 3rd) 0:34.80 - Dan 4th) 0:34.90 - DemonLabRat 5th) 0:35.90 - Tooie Mingy Jongo 1st) 0:11.50 - Coolboyman 2nd) 0:11.60 - Weldar-Kazooie 3rd) 0:13.10 - Dan 4th) 0:13.80 - DemonLabRat 4th) 0:15.10 - Tooie Hag 1 1st) 3:07.40 - Coolboyman 2nd) 3:12.40 - DemonLabRat 3rd) 3:20.10 - Weldar-Kazooie 4th) 3:40.60 - Tooie 5th) 4:28.00 - Dan OVERALL 1st) 9:59.60 - Coolboyman 2nd) 10:13.70 - Weldar-Kazooie 3rd) 10:32.40 - DemonLabRat 4th) 11:43.50 - Tooie 5th) 12:39.30 - Dan k bye
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Great news for those who wants to improve their Boss times. A guy uploaded his battles and it would be quite an understatement to call those battles great - they're unbelieveable!
Enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/user/MegaDest...33D2B0518DBBCD |
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If I could tie CBM's Hag 1 Time, I'd be 1.5 Seconds away from beating him. Close.
Also, I'm very impressed that someone could beat my Lord Woo Fak Fak time. Well done LabRat! I know what you mean as well, I believe an ideal time for that boss could be as low as perhaps 53 seconds, but it's oh so difficult to attain! I don't mind the boss either, which is probably why we're the best at it!
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I've decided to give these a whirl.
Two new times so far, both dragons Chilli Billi: 33.70 Chilli Willi: 51.60 edit: third time to add, mingy jongo 11.40 finally lol edit again klungo 1 21.20 hag 1 3:46.20 overall: 11:53.40 13th place. Not bad so far. Going to strive for more. targitzan 44.40 and never getting any lower, i don't even see how i could have and yet you guys find 10 seconds somewhere. overall is now 11:50.30 putting me in 12th edit: lord woo 1.33.20 overall now 11:31.10 (13) putting me in 7th overall on the leaderboards. Starting in 16th that's not bad 10:10 on okc is now 9.80 lol puts my overall to 11:30.80 ..woo maybe i should just my times. I'll do that now Klungo 1: 21.20. Can get .20 less. Klungo 2: 16.30 Apparently 10 more can be gotten, but i've failed multiple times. Klungo 3: 20.10 I can't even replicate this score, and it sucks Targitzan: 44.40 That's the best I can do, I never missed once, how you guys get 10 seconds less is beyond me. OKC: 8.80 lol look at that MR patch: 46.00 Not bad i guess for now lord woot: 1:33.20 This guys actually fun now, and I could have had 1:12 but my last grenade egg didn't register and i had to restock terry: 39.50, glitch seems to be patched making this unbeatable for me weldar: 1:05.00 I can do better but it's annoying trying chilly willy 51.60 1st place Chilli billi: 33.70 1st place, Dragon dominance once more! Mingy Jongo: 11.40 1st place, for a very short time probably, but hey thats four 1sts! hag 1: 3:46.20 ye i finally grinded a somewhat acceptable run of this, expect like another 20 seconds to come off it at some point. Overall before Tonights reduxes: 12:39.30 17th place Current overall: 11:17.40 (13) 7th place overall, 10 place advancement Last edited by Riot; 25th March 2011 at 08:31 AM. |
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Did you check the videos I linked to? Megadestructor beats Fak Fak in 52:70..
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with Fusirion in 286th, and 14:59.90 (close call much?) thats 286 people now that have 'now who's boss?' KLUNGO 3 19.70 HOLY SHIT lord woo: 1:19.90 got owned during the eyes part as usual 21.10 on klungo 1. ruined the 0 1 2 3 4 we had goin there, but dammit almost 1st on every klungo edit: i've done a lot of shaving, I'm 1st on 5 bosses, and within 3 seconds of 1st on like 3 more of them. Lord woo is a good run but could be improved, but not presently, same with patch and targitzan. I just simply can't aim any better than I have, My times are submitted, no more updates and no more tries from me. Last edited by Riot; 26th March 2011 at 07:48 AM. |
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There are way to many mistakes in the battles for them to be tool-assisted. I tried his technique on Chilly Willy (pay close attention to the way he shoots eggs) and got a time of 48:30.
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there's a far less likely chance he has the fastest time on all 13 bosses, by a dramatic amount, coincidentally offline, and did them all in 1 try as proven by his videos. That being said, he did use some pretty good tricks, but nothing we weren't already doing. Weldar, lord Woo, and patch are the biggest examples of him doing unrealisitc things
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Simply put, his times are just too good. I'm not jealous or envious of his scores, but they're simply too flawless to be non-tas'd. To not even falter with the aim against Terry, LWFF, or Targitzan is impossible with the Xbox Joystick. Like Dan said, these tricks he used are all great and very helpful, they're just done too flawlessly to have been legitimate in the videos.
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