Donkey Kong Country Returns! FINALLY

[Mandolin]

Bubble post. Sorry. New article.

DKCR über-hard confirmed.

[Starblazer]

WHOASHIT.

This ain't no NSMBWii

[Abuelo RPG]

After reading that small article, I'm pretty sure Retro Studio will sell the game to me.

[Mandolin]

Call Candy Kong for a good time.

I can't believe that isn't a haphazardly-assembled marketing ploy, like the "All I want for Christmas is a PSP" debacle.

[frankieforever]

Reserved Biznitch!

[InTrepidCognito]

Originally Posted by Mandolin

Call Candy Kong for a good time.

I can't believe that isn't a haphazardly-assembled marketing ploy, like the "All I want for Christmas is a PSP" debacle.

They didn't get the memo saying the water levels were cut, I see.

[Mandolin]

Originally Posted by InTrepidCognito

They didn't get the memo saying the water levels were cut, I see.

I'm surprised they mentioned Orco. I quite like him... maybe I'm the only one!

[Starblazer]

Hey, remember how Nintendo almost got sued out of their mind when they made Donkey Kong? I renember that.

[HomsaHedgehog]

Originally Posted by Galactic Mario

Hey, remember how Nintendo almost got sued out of their mind when they made Donkey Kong? I renember that.

Hey, remember when nobody cared and we didn't derail every thread we see? I "renember" that.

[Starblazer]

Ay shut up son before I bust a cap in yo ass.

[HomsaHedgehog]

Originally Posted by Galactic Mario

Ay shut up son before I bust a cap in yo ass.

Okay, let's take this outside, shall we?

Pick your weapons!

*Grabs a trashbag*

[Starblazer]

Originally Posted by HomsarHedgehog

Okay, let's take this outside, shall we?

Oh hell no.

That's my line, bitch.

*Takes out pistol, grips it "gangsta style"*

[HomsaHedgehog]

There weren't any pistols. Just a Trashbag, a swordfish, and a moldy potato chip.

[Starblazer]

I always carry a spare pistol.

[HomsaHedgehog]

Even in zones where pistols are unusable?

Y'know, like this?