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Old 20th November 2018, 02:40 AM
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Stabbing the p***y and jabbing like I’m Zab Judah
And plummet her p***y with plungers like I’m Roto Rooter
Beat the p***y til the shit flab
And wear it out til it swole and the coochie smelling like king crab
This type of d**k is something this b***h never had
And make her swallow the d**k til the b***h gag
Get mad, chick grabbing all over my johnson, Charles Bronson
Big slab of meat
Hungry and fresh off a monthly, so she had to eat
Throwing me the a** and we ain't even have to speak
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Old 20th November 2018, 11:19 AM
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And then he's gone
Never put up a fight
You think you know someone, right?
Maybe you never did, and how that scares you
I'll shut my mouth for you
Just like your friend would do
And this pet grief
It's just too bad
I've never seen you this sad
And if you need someone who doesn't talk back
I'll shut my mouth for you
Anything you want me to
What can I say?
What can I do?
Don't mean to analyze you
It is a double bind
I can't win this one
I'll shut my mouth for you
Anything you want me to

I'm proud of both my hands
I just won't get loud about it
I'm proud of both my hands
I just won't get loud about it
Don't want to shout about it
Can't brag about it, no
I'm proud of both my hands
I just won't get loud about it
I don't consider this a chance
Or a window
Still proud of it
I couldn't live without it
No doubt about it, no

Can't get into the swing
Of things
Entanglements
Embarrassments
It always ends like this

I sometimes got so tired of our game
I wanted you to feel the same
And did I say I liked you on the plane?
I wanted you you to feel the same

I wanted you you to feel the same

It breaks my heart to say that when I was in pain
I wanted you to feel the same
But nothing gets you really
It's a shame
I can't believe you didn't feel a thing

I wanted you you to feel the same

He can't forget you
You're quite a find
In my mind I see how he gets you
To close your eyes
Kiss the skies

You race down the stairs in the morning
A kiss in half promise, half warning

Why would you bother to hang around?
Even for some time, now
There will be others to frown upon
If it turns you on

But he's got the worst taste in music
If I didn't know this I'd lose it

But he's got the worst taste in music
If I didn't know this I'd lose it

Change your mind
We'll drink some other time
One night out
You won't miss out on much

I won't be held responsible this time
It's not my fault if you don't change your mind

Change your mind
This problem's yours not mine
You always find
Someone to pin things on

Just don't make me responsible this time
It's not my fault if you don't change your mind

Bloody but unbowed
You turn to face the crowd
How can you bring yourself to even care?
Show me a weakness if you dare

What will give?
Be sensitive
Keep it pure, be secretive
Of this I'm sure
How I want to hide
Like Jandek before playing live

You fell on deaf ears after screaming cheers
You'd seen it all before
In your mind
You saw it all before
In your mind

Sleeping when the day breaks
Dreaming as the evening falls
He's got no more headaches
Leaving us with empty walls
The last of many efforts

I know it's not my place
But I don't even wonder why
What commitment
What grace
To just refuse to be alive

Betrayal is always sad, needless to say what you could have had
Of course you have it still but based on a lie that you always will
Repeat till it clings true, I've been lied to by the likes of you
From that point of view I get the privilege to enlighten you

On what I'm doing to help her, she needs some shelter
And if you've felt her loyalty what can you do?

Will you keep this up as long as you can if I don't make it stop?
I don't have a clue of what you are about to do
Would you fool me too? I've been lied to by the likes of you
From that point of view I get the privilege to enlighten you

On what I'm doing to help her, she needs some shelter
And if you've felt her loyalty what can you do?

I'm trying to help her, she needs some shelter
And if you've felt her loyalty what can you do?

It's always a relief to see you again
It's as if you don't change and you always complain

We hate different things
And different tastes
How people sing
What they create
Want to feel the illusion
The confusion

Some nerve to go against me now that we're ahead
You want to know how hard you'd fall if you did?

It feels like our time has gone to waste
Want to feel strong and not like a waste
Want to feel the illusion
The confusion
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Old 22nd November 2018, 07:52 AM
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Hit or miss
I bet they never miss, huh?
You got a boy friend
I bet he doesn't kiss ya!!

Shots
Fired
Your Fired
Your Washed Up
Your Retired
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Old 25th November 2018, 06:32 AM
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Seven inches from the midday sun
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Old 26th November 2018, 01:29 AM
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GRANDMA WHO ARE THEY??
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Old 3rd December 2018, 12:49 PM
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1994, ****ed up on listerine
smoked anything we got our hands on
loved anyone we got our lips on
made excuses to not like green day
but we wore the tape out anyway
what our friends don't know won't hurt them
of course they were doing the same thing

I apologize for bringing up the past
I don't wanna relive, I don't wanna rehash
I apologize if I'm boring you to death
I don't wanna reincarnate,
I don't wanna bring it back
I wanna make something more than 1994
forget about the hit or miss
our naivety was bliss
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Old 9th December 2018, 11:43 PM
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GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
IF YOU WANNA TOUCH THE SKY
YOU WANNA SEE CLEARLY NOW, YOU BETTER COVER UP YOUR EYES
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Old 29th December 2018, 03:36 AM
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And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it, you know it's so pathetic
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Old 30th December 2018, 02:00 AM
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PRISON OPEN, HOMIE IT'LL NEVA CLOSE. DO THA RIGHT THING DRIVE DOWN THA RIGHT ROADS
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Old 31st December 2018, 12:49 AM
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Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
I'm exposed and it's no big surprise
Don't you think I know exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me to hold your hand

'Cause I'm just a girl, a little 'ol me
Well don't let me out of your sight
Oh I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite
So don't let me have any rights

Oh...I've had it up to here!

The moment that I step outside
So many reasons for me to run and hide
I can't do the little things I hold so dear
'Cause it's all those little things that I fear

'Cause I'm just a girl I'd rather not be
'Cause they won't let me drive late at night
Oh I'm just a girl, guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause they all sit and stare with their eyes

Oh I'm just a girl, take a good look at me
Just your typical prototype
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Old 5th January 2019, 05:05 PM
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"I dunno about you, but I've been seeing a lot of shitty, shitty happy hardcore mixes on Youtube, which, are just like some background picture, and about five songs mixed into each other with Windows Media Player or Winamp or some shit like that. And it is terrible. They're just f**kin' playing songs, y'don't even have a playlist, for God's sake. This is how it should be done, can you keep from f**king making them as well? God, they... you guys are like... it's like DJ Rankin all over again, that guy sucks!

*sips energy drink*

"Ugh. I bet Rankin tastes like this."

I know there's something in the wake of your smile
I get a notion from the look in your eyes, yeah
You've built a love, and that love falls apart
A little piece of heaven... turns to dark
Listen to your heart
When he's calling 4 u
Listen to your heart
Theres nothing else u can do
I don't know where you're going
And I don't know why
But listen to your heart
Before
You tell him goodbye
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