My theory of the Eggs

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The Birth of Grunty is where Grunty occupied Rusty Bucket Bay but lost it to the Spiral Mountain led by a Terrydactylandn named Jolly Roger Treasure Trove Cove. The Blue Egg of the Wonderwing is where the first 23 years of Banjo’s Life is told and where we are introduced to Kazooie. The Fall of Grunty is where last 3 years of Grunty’s life is told and tell us why he was thought to be destroyed for the next 24 years.

THE BIRTH OF GRUNTY:
After a sweeping opening sequence through the Terrydactylandn landscogres, The script began with Piddles, the son of Banjo and his brother David going to the Millennium 20 space station to see his old friend, Mumbo, now the emperor of the Spiral Mountain Federation of Galactic Systems. Tom Amuck’s story began with his discussion about the history of the Spiral Mountain Wars before Grunty came along.
It then opens with the Birth of Grunty at the hands of a Lepukean Teenager on Lepuk’s Fifth Moon. Grunty emerges from Lepuk 5 and turned himself into a gigantic, black entity of pure evil which was all but destroyed by the Lepukean Police. During the battle a small fragment fell away from the entity and drifted through space for a week before landing on the planet Jinjo Village with a tremendous crash in a lake, releasing him and gave him his self-awareness, personality, humanoid form and the capacity to shape-shift. He encountered Darek and the other Astronomean Warlords who eventually made Grunty the new emperor of Jinjo Village to replace the late Lord Samson Astronomenov, who died in a car accident 12 days ago. Grunty met up with Klungo, the lord of the Grublins, a race of mutated ogres, and went to the Astronomean Territory of Terrydactyland to build an army of Gruntbots, Tall, Orc/Strong Borg/Uruk Hai hybrids made out of plasticine clay. In the city world of Showdown Town, The Bozzeye heard the news that Grunty has already began his dynasty in Jinjo Village, and decided to go to war.
325 years later, Grunty began to be ready for the morning and went to his massive laboratory in the northeastern wing of Ana’tomnar, the Astronomean Imperial Palace. His computer told him to attack Rusty Bucket Bay, and He Agreed. He tells Klungo thorugh the crystal ball, the L.O.G. that the time has come to send their armies to Rusty Bucket Bay. He went to the Fortress Town of Mad Monster Mansion and and finally send the troops of Grunty and Klungo to attack Rusty Bucket Bay.
In Rusty Bucket Bay, a group of friends led by Ptolemy Kong III are leaving work with the Neurotomic Protocore, when they saw Grunty in disguise as Brentilda. When they laughed at Grunty’s nick name, Grunty began to destroy some buildings in Rusty Bucket Bay, causing his armies to tear down the wall that surrounded the valley-wide city of Alamania, Rusty Bucket Bay. Ptolemy Kong III and his Friends, and Motzand, left Rusty Bucket Bay to seek refuge in the dinosaur world of Terrydactyland.
The story shifted 20 years later in the year 345 TE in Terrydactyland. We are introduced to Jolly Roger Treasure Trove Cove, Merry Maggie Taros, Bulliton Bill, Bovina, Tatso, Samuel Angus McSalman, and a talking Sumatran Rat Monkey named Dilbera. Grunty and Klungo watch them and decided to steal the Neurotomic Protocore. At the Treasure Trove Cove Residence, Arthur and his friends were magically transformed with magical ultra-super powers by the ghost of Bozzeye. Together, they decided to pick up Mr. Fit, a Showdown Townian Worker from his home city planet.
When they arrived on the City Planet of Showdown Town, They are pursued by Klungo at first, but escogres to the Showdown Town Research Center, where they saw Mr. Fit being captured by Grunty and was going to be killed by him. Jolly Roger Treasure Trove Cove challenges Grunty but as they fight Grunty turns himself into a dragon and drag himself and Jolly Roger into the streets, where they fight as they fell. When the Dragon Grunty crashes into the street, Grunty turns himself into a Vastatosaurus Rex (the dinosaur from Peter Jackson’s King Kong (2005)), Arthur defeated Grunty who escogres. With Mr. Fit now at their hands, Jolly Roger and his crew returns to Terrydactyland. Hearing this, Grunty transformed into a Vastatodon, a fell beast-like creature which is based on John Howe’s Fell Beast Designs but with the body looking like a large predatory dinosaur and have two long arms with five-fingered claws on each hand, and Klungo rode on it to Terrydactyland.
After teaching them war plans, Jolly Roger and his crew travels through the variety of Terrydactylandn Environments, add a T-Rex and a Therizinosaurus to their list of friends, and survived a Iguanodon Stampede, and defeats an army of Raptors. In a Terrydactylandn Jungle, they are threatened by an Allosaurus but Arthur turns into a Venatorilla and fights The Allosaurus and two of its brothers. After killing the Allosaurus’ two brothers, Jolly Roger Treasure Trove Cove challenges the Leading Allosaurus in a cliff overlooking a river 35 feet below the cliff, and shatters beneath the Allosaurus’ feet. They fell into the river and pursued each other in the river and into the Endless Stairs of Veros and into the northeastern end of the highest peak of Mt. Veros, a mountain that resembles Mt. Everest, where Jolly Roger Finally Killed The Allosaurus by threwing it down and smoting his corpse upon the mountainside. Jolly Roger was wounded during the battle, but recovered in the Treasure Trove Cove Residence.
The 13 friends met up at the Treasure Trove Cove Residence and together they began their journey to Dia’xios, the largest spaceport in Terrydactyland. 30 days into the quest, Stompadon the T-Rex brought down a larger Allosaurus, Crognor. Later, the 13 friends stopped at Terak the Troodon’s house and sends an email to the Spiral Mountainian and Terrydactylandn armies to fight the Jinjo Villians to free Rusty Bucket Bay. Finally the 13 friends reached Dia’Xios to be greeted by a Snake Plissken-like swashbuckler/hero/colonel, Boggy. Meanwhile, Grunty and Klungo sends an army of Strong Gruntlings, Grublins, V-Rexes, and Megalocarnotaurs (the same dinosaurs that resembles a cross between Carnotaurus and Tyrannosaurus Rex, whom it was modeled after, as Disney’s Dinosaur) to the Astronomean Territory in Laurasia. But along the way, the Jinjo Villians, Grublins, V-Rexes, and Megalocarnotaurs were attacked by Boggy’ troops but managed to move on to the Jinjo Villians’ Territory in Laurasia. Jolly Roger Treasure Trove Cove began training the army for 4 days. The Night before the Battle, Jolly Roger is visited by a holographic image of Motzand, his father. He told Jolly Roger that not only his soldiers will drive the Jinjo Villians, the strength and power of the Spiral Mountainian Spirit, and the virtue of Spiral Mountainian Righteousness will also free Rusty Bucket Bay.
The next morning, Jolly Roger Treasure Trove Cove and Boggy and Arthur’s 13 friends lead the Terrydactylandn and Spiral Mountainian armies to Rusty Bucket Bay, where an epic battle breaks and slave revolt breaks out between the Rusty Bucket Bayns, Terrydactylandns, Spiral Mountain, Jinjo Villians and Grublins. Later in the battle, Brutus Dracos reveals himself as an alien and fights Jolly Roger and Ptolemy Kong, who finally kills him when the explosion of the giant Astronomean War Marchine exploded, destroying the Astronomean and Grublins armies and the moving war towers with mechanical wheels and legs, Oliptowers. Suddenly, Grunty appears, transports Jolly Roger Treasure Trove Cove and Boggy and Arthur’s 13 friends, and the Spiral Mountainian And Terrydactylandn Armies to his laboratories and threatened to introduce them to his armies of Strong Gruntlings. Jolly Roger Treasure Trove Cove snaps at this threat, and challenges Grunty in a spectacular battle across Grunty’s Vast and Massive Laboratory, where Jolly Roger Treasure Trove Cove won. Grunty, defeated by Arthur, swears, “I’ll get you one day, Jolly Roger, one day.”
There were celebrations in Rusty Bucket Bay and Terrydactyland, and Jolly Roger and Merry Maggie was married, and they lived happily ever after. Thus ends the Birth of Grunty, though it continues with The Blue Egg of the Wonderwing and The Fall of Grunty.

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THE BLUE EGG OF THE WONDERWING
On November 15, 346 TE, Banjo was born to Jolly Roger Treasure Trove Cove and Merry Maggie Treasure Trove Cove. He was greeted by a probe named Clyde 100. He is then sent home to the Treasure Trove Cove Residence to be raised by Jolly Roger and Merry Maggie.
7 years later, The Dinosaurs left their territories to go to work and do their daily jobs with the Terrydactylandn Humans, aliens, and robots. Even the young dinosaurs, humans, aliens, and robots went to the greatest advanced learning facility and campus in the history of the Spiral Mountain Galaxy, The Academy of Terrydactyland (an advanced learning facility that is for classes from Pre-K, Kindergarten, Elementary, Middle School, High School, College and university students.). Banjo was introduced to the leading teacher and principal of The Academy of Terrydactyland, Ms. Keane (in Kazooie, she was Kazooie’ teacher). For 9 years, Banjo grows up in the Campus, training to become an adventurer-warrior just like his father.
In the year 362 TE, Kazooie are created when Banjo and Mumbo mixed Red Egg, Green Egg, and Cyan Egg, and Banjo tells Mumbo to add ice to the mix in order for them to have superpowers and in order for them to defeat The Astronomean Scourge. Then, A Strong Borg is ready to kill Mumbo and Banjo and to steal the ice flask. A fight ensues, until when the Strong Borg is ready to kill Mumbo, Banjo bops the Strong Borg with a baseball bat, and he drop the ice flask into the vat, which resulted in pink-blue-green flames springing up from the vat and into the sky. Then, it fell down to the spot near the vat, and the hocus pocus stirs the ingredients and blew life to Kazooie, Kazooie.
At the age of 18, Banjo and Mumbo travels in an Iguanodon (which Banjo rode) and a Ligocristus (Which Mumbo rode), to a temple in the highest peak of Terrydactyland’s 2nd Tallest Mountain D2 (which resembles K2). God gave the magical Blue Egg of the Wonderwing more powers, and with their Blue Eggs now with more magical powers, Mumbo and Banjo rode back to Pangaea. Hearing this, Grunty like the news, and decided to challenge the Spiral Mountain, Kazooie and Banjo.
Over the next 4 years, Banjo fought in the Spiral Mountain Wars, exploring the Spiral Mountain Worlds, falling in love with a member of the Spiral Mountainian Armies’ organization, G.L.O.B.A.L., the black-haired, 19-year-old Honey B., etc. etc. etc. Kazooie befriends Banjo and the Spiral Mountain, and having fun with a herd of Lambeosaurine Dinosaurs in one scene. But in the yeat 366 TE, Grunty and Klungo got the ingredients from hair, snails, and a tail stolen from Grunty's pet Smilodon, for the creation of Bottles in a spectacular torch-lit ceremony in a area in the Astronomean Fortress Town of Ana'tor. Klungo drops the ingredients into a cauldron of ice. And The Cauldron Answered: Red-Blue-Green flames srpang up from the cauldron into the sky. Then, it fell down to the spot near the vat, and the hocus pocus stirs the ingredients and blew life to Bottles. Thus, Bottles befriends the Jinjo Villians.
On July 369 TE, having his army defeated in a Spiral Mountainian Surprise Attack, and having been beseeched for 369 years, Grunty and Klungo sends themeselves and an Army of tens of thousands of Astronomean Strong Gruntlings, Gruntbots, and Grublins to Terrydactyland to attack Terrydactyland’s Capital City, Pangaea. Realizing this, Banjo, his friends, and the armies began readying to battle. Kazooie put on their very cool spacesuits. And Banjo was putting on some special super-powered armor (similar to that of Terry Gilliam’s Brazil (1985)) by saying “where is the Tyrannosaurus and its prey? Where is the ape-like monster rampaging through the city? They have passed like meteors from space. Like fire in Jinjo Village. The days have gone down in Some Spiral Mountainian Planets. Behind the mountains, into darkness.” At 11 AM, they attack the Jinjo Villians and Grublins. What follows is a very spectacular battle ensues in Pangaea. At one point, Banjo fought Lord Draco Astronomenov, an organic Slakorian for the last time when he appears from his hovering shuttle. Then Kazooie puts a bomb fueled with ice into the shuttle, and Banjo pushes him back to the shuttle, where it explodes, sending Draco’s broken body falling to the city Streets below.
In the middle of the battle, Banjo shot an egg dipped in ice and fire to Klungo’s Brain, turning him into Mo’ Klungo. Kazooie and Banjo began to chase him and all the way to a taller and fatter version of the Empire State Building, The Terrydactylandn Research Center. The chase and battle atop the Terrydactylandn Research Center will be similar to that of the 2005 remake of King Kong. At the end of the battle, Banjo plunges the Blue Egg of the Wonderwing to Mo’ Klungo’s heart, causing him to roar in pain. And with a sad, mortally wounded moan, Mo’ Klungo fell with the Fire Egg to his death in the streets.
The battle is finally over, and the surviving Jinjo Villians and Grublins soldiers fled from Pangaea. Grunty found Lord Draco mortally wounded in the explosion of his shuttle, but he kept Draco alive with his powers; and Draco’s shattered, dying body was taken to the planet Jinjo Village where most of it was replaced with a droid body forged by the Astronomean Strong Gruntlings and Gruntbots that would complement his natural reflexes. The metamorphus was complete and Draco was renamed Old King Coal. The suit, built of Durasteel and armorplast-plated Duranium, was built to resemble the Astra War Droids (which resembles the Krath War Droids in the Star Wars Expanded Universe.) His armorplast plates were strong enough to stop a bolt from even a starfighter's laser cannon. Each human-sized hand had four fingers and two opposable thumbs (three digits to each half-arm when they split to produce four arms.) His hands and feet were capable of magnetizing when needed, allowing him to grip on to surfaces with incredible strength, even in zero gravity. His feet also could work perfectly well as hands and he could grasp things with his hands and feet. His body was able to move in a seemingly unlimited number of unnatural ways with the twisting and alien movements of his body, almost exclusively to his unorthodox fighting style, and with the transform in almost unlimited ways, too. His internal organs were enclosed in a layer of pressurized synthflesh with an organic fluid to prevent the organs from being damaged by bacteria and harmful germs, and also to maintain a suitable temperature to keep his organs alive and functional. His organs were nourished by artificial artieries keeping them alive with blood from another Astronomean subject. allowing him to survive in a vacuum (in space, for example), an advantage he would display. This transformation, when combined with his ruthlessness as a warlord, turned him from a courageous, generous leader into an implacable killing machine, incapable of any emotion other than blood-lust and anger.
Grunty Told Jiggywiggy that The Star Spinner, a battle station the size of a large moon is being built. Meanwhile Blossom, the leader of Kazooie, holding a magic mirrior projecting images of Jinjo Village, told Banjo and company: “Grunty’s wrath will be terrible, his retribution swift. The Battle of Glitter Gulch Mine is over, the final war against Grunty for the next 24 years is about to begin. All our hopes now lie with ourselves in this galaxy.” The movie ends with the camera traveling through the tall buildings in Pangaea, which gave away to the rehabition center and the Astronomean countryside. Thus Ends The Blue Egg of the Wonderwing, though it continues with the Fall of Grunty.

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THE FALL OF GRUNTY
Banjo was in his Iguanodon, Blue Spike, when he received a message from Kazooie. Banjo saw a Vastatodon flying to the Clanker's Cavern and into Bubblegloop Swamp. Kazooie told Banjo that the Astronomeans will lay siege on Jiggoseum on May 14, 370 TE. Banjo then took off with his Iguanodon to Glitter Gulch Mine to warn his friends.
Meanwhile in Jinjo Village, Klungo arrived in the throne room with his hovering wheel chair; he was also resurrected in Jinjo Village and was has a super-powered, bionic robotic body inside his Grublins flesh tissue, making him a Grublins Cyborg. Klungo told Grunty to get the armies of Klungo and Grunty ready and march to Isle 'O Hags within 5 months. Grunty agreed.
3 months later in the year 370 TE, Banjo and Kazooie arrive at mines of V2, the second tallest mountain in Terrydactyland. Once they entered it, they are guided past smoking fissures of lava, intricate reproductions of Victorian scientific labs and eventually to a bank of elevators designed to bring visitors even deeper in to the planets center. It is hard to adequately describe how detailed and fully themed this area is. Every surface has been attended to, every structure crafted to exacting standards. Banjo and Kazooie Look up and saw volcanic rock drilled out (a drilling machine can still be seen poking through a section of the caves ceiling allowing a hint of daylight to filter through) to create the caverns that hold the line. They notice how the floor is cracked, pock marked and perfectly in tune with the rest of the space. The walls are a mix of hardened magma and porous volcanic rock. Water drips from make shift duct work and electrical lines run through out the space, connecting the caged lights which illuminate your way. Some lava still glows a faint red, oozing down the rocky walls.
The railings are all brass, aged with time. All the metal surfaces have been oxidized and carry a soft patina. The air is musty and the temperature is rising. A majestic and sweeping score is subtly heard beneath the sounds of machinery and drilling. Terrydactian walls of thick weathered steel hold back some rock while other areas show the signs of recent cave-ins. Along the way Banjo, Kazooie pass by several beautiful pieces of artwork, Victorian age sketches of the various explored areas of the caverns. It is here that you get a glimpse of things to come, etchings of crystal mines and looming mushrooms as tall as a house. Further along you pass by Captain Nemo's office and lab, both chock full of artifacts and mementos of recent journey's. Then, Banjo and Kazooie reach the "terravators" which are in essence elevators through earth (above). Another detailed diagram shows their position at the Earth's surface and your eventual goal at the base camp hundreds of feet below you. The detail here is again complete. The terravators position in the caverns is marked with faceted gems, the doors are rusted and aged, the railings are worn. The scope of the Victorian age technology seen through out the sequence is typical of a lush movie set. After boarding the equally well themed elevator cars they start to descend. The floors shakes, gusts of wind blow by and gauges spin. The effect of descent is as good as it needs to be, but is not perfect. The addition of a visual aid indicating movement would have helped. Once the doors open Banjo, Kazooie look out onto a totally new world.
To their left is a sheer wall of rock, and in front of them is a giant bellows pumping in fresh air from the surface. This area is darker, more foreboding and physically hotter than on the surface, an amazing continuation of the queue. The electrical lines can still be seen strung from the ceiling – Banjo and Kazooie follow them and saw them terminate into a giant generator, sparking and whirling as it powers the place. Fog pours from an opening at the far end of the queue as they continue, descending on ramps. Past some more machinery and then over rocky riverbeds they finally get a glimpse of the load area and the vehicles. Each car which will carry you on your adventure, seats six passengers in three rows of two. On the front is a large earth moving shovel, Banjo and Kazooie also saw that the wheels are guarded by steel plates and there is a safety cage surrounding the occupants. The seats are plush red leather-like affairs that fit the theme absolutely perfectly. Glance around them and the details continue to pop, along the wall of the load area giant spirals in the rock are visible, the tell tale signs of drilling. Lights flicker as the generator struggles to keep the power flow constant, and the hum of sputtering machinery and general low lighting gives a feel similar to that of an engine room on a great ship. Once boarded the cars smoothly accelerate and Banjo, Kazooie are on their way.
They start off cruising past the crystal caverns they had seen in the sketches. Glowing pods of giant crystal rods surround us. Luminescent spires of pulsating color and light, the crystals are just the first of many exciting things to come. These early sections of the caves are well lit and labeled with signs... Banjo and Kazooie are after all in the explored and well traveled areas of the dig site. They continue to descend past a dark hollow filled with glowing, whining creatures and emerge in the mushroom forest. It is important to understand that this is not a flat ride that takes place on one level, the cars are traveling up and down at different points... at this juncture we are still descending. They now enter the mushroom forest. Here they pass giant mushrooms ranging in size from a few feet to 15 feet or so in height. In and among them are fantastical creatures of all sorts. Jumping spider-like bugs, furry aliens and iridescent living plants all make this their home.
As they continue deeper they begin to speed up slightly. Banjo, Kazooie reach that point "where something goes terribly wrong!" They come upon a collapse that has blocked our intended path and they veer to the left instead, going over a rough and bumpy patch and off of the lighted path we were on. They continue through uncharted chambers zipping around until emerging in a larger area. Here, to the right Banjo, Kazooie see an opening overlooking an underground sea. Lighting flashes in the distance, and a roll of thunder fills the air. It's a very convincing effect as we get a real sense of depth and space. Rounding the corner to the right a huge lightning bolt flashes, hitting the ground right next to Kazooie it catches them off guard.
Suddenly a shadow of what appears to be a creature with the body of a humanoid T-Rex, large black and red wings of a bat, and the head, horns, small pebbly scales, conical scutes, and tail of the Carnotaurus from Disney’s Dinosaur, flashes to our left across a rocky wall. Kazooie said to Banjo, “what is this stupid devilry?” Banjo Said, “A Vulcanotaurus, a demon from the center of V2.” Out of control they bounce forward past a flowing river of lava. On their left is a huge ball of fire and we can feel the heat. The car turns to the right and they came upon the 18-feet tall Vulcanotaurus who lands safely on the Ground, stares at them and then let out a roar that sounds like it is made out of rock and lava, and Shadow, and rears back like the Carnotaurus near the end of Disney’s Dinosaur. He lunges forward at Banjo and Kazooie, molten rock bubbling around him. The car takes off like a bat out of hell with the Vulcanotaurus in pursuit. They go flying up, twisting and turning along the way in near blackness. The Car stops when Banjo Challenged the Vulcanotaurus but before Banjo could kill the Vulcanotaurus, Light can be seen up ahead... there's a smoke filled opening and BOOM! Banjo, Kazooie, and The Vulcanotaurus got blasted out of what seems like the top of the volcano. Feeling the cool outdoor air for a moment, which is a relief from the musty heat inside the caves, Banjo, Kazooie, except for the Vulcanotaurus, who got perished in the eruption and fell back to its top, lift from their seats and catch a moment of air. Suddenly the car plunge back down and into total darkness. Still accelerating they go whipping around the entire caldera of the volcano. In one large loop they traverse the perimeter of the mountain land of Veros in total darkness.

Finally Banjo, Kazooie emerge at the unload station, back on safe ground. Again this area is just as fully themed as those before it. After disembarking from the vehicles, we descend a spiraling staircase which twists around a huge set of pipes until they exit back into the cavern system that makes up much of the mountain lands of Veros.

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After exiting the cavern systems, Banjo, Kazooie stumbles upon the Clanker's Cavern, the gateway to the fortified Minas Morgul-like city of the Jinjo Villians, Bubblegloop Swamp. When they reached the entrance to Minas Knag, Kazooie said to Banjo, “Banjo, tell me what’s this horrible place?” He replies, “Bubblegloop Swamp, Bubbles. It’s the Mountain City of the Jinjo Villians. It’s a very nasty place full of enemies.” When Kazooie tried to reach the gates of Bubblegloop Swamp, the ground began to shake, and suddenly, without warning, red, green and blue flames springing up from the Tower of The Astronomean Moon and into the sky. Suddenly, Bottles appears and with Grunty with his Vastatodon. Bottles’ Leader, Brick, said to Grunty: “We’ve come to kick some ass! And Since you are the only one around, let’s start with the people of Isle 'O Hags!” Grunty Replies “Yes. What we want are people settled in the Isle 'O Hagsian Throne of Justice, nestled between the pillars of peace and love. What we want to destroy are Isle 'O Hags’s people, down to the last child.” Then, He said to his Vastatodon, “Alert the troops, Red Claw, We attack on Monday.” And with that, The Vastatodon roars, and the gates of Bubblegloop Swamp opens to reveal the Strong Gruntlings, Gruntbots, and Grublins going out of the gates and into the Astronomean Fortress and Gathering of the Astronomean Terrydactylandns, Catom’nar. Banjo and Kazooie took off to Pangaea, Terrydactyland and told his friends and army to get ready for the Battle for Isle 'O Hags. Everyone got ready. Banjo, and Honey B. enlisted 600,789 Spiral Mountain and Isle 'O Hagsians, while Grunty, Lord Jiggywiggy, Klungo, and Salmanos III enlisted 700,465 Strong Gruntlings, Gruntbots, Grublins, and Astronomean Battle Droids for what will become the great battle of the Spiral Mountain Wars. Note: in the 1,049 years leading up to the formation of the Spiral Mountain Federation of Galactic Systems in the year 3625 BTE (Before the Taleozoic Era), 656 supreme chancellors and senators of the Showdown Townian Republic were confronted with Astronomean revolution in the Spiral Mountain Galaxy. In the year 3610 BTE, The Spiral Mountain Federation of Galactic Systems declared war on the Jinjo Village Empire. Over the next 4,010 years, more than 65,875,986,487 Spiral Mountain, Jinjo Villians and Grublins, died in a series of wars that will sometimes be notorious for the people of the Spiral Mountain Galaxy.
3 Days later, The Spiral Mountainian and Astronomean troops arrived at Isle 'O Hags’s Capital City, Grunty Industries. Banjo rallies his troops by quoting from Ezekiel 25:17: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. This would sharpen your mind and make you ready for a bit of the battle for Isle 'O Hags. (Raising the Blue Egg of the Wonderwing) Spiral Mountain Forever!” And with that, both Spiral Mountainian and Astronomean armies charges, and so began the Siege of Isle 'O Hags, which drew inspiration from modern warfare, the D-Day Invasion, Star Wars, The Battles in The Lord of The Rings, and the urban race riots and anti-war protests of the 1960’s. In the heat of battle, they fought with the Blue Egg, Battery Egg, the bow and Ice Egg, Fire Egg, Grenade Egg, Clockwork Kazooie Egg, Golden Feathers, Breegull Bash, and the iron fists of both nations. In the end, the siege was crushed by Banjo and Honey B., after a close encounter with Old King Coal. The Spiral Mountain have won.
During the year 371 TE, Banjo fought in the Spiral Mountain Wars, exploring the Spiral Mountain Worlds, falling in love with Honey B., etc. etc. etc. In the year 372 TE, One night, two days before Grunty kidnaps Amy Jane, Banjo was swimming in the large swimming pool in the Treasure Trove Cove Residence, when Amy Jane (in her two-piece white bikini swimsuit) join Banjo in the water. Then, Amy Jane and Banjo kiss and have sex, with Amy Jane holding on to Banjo’s body, while they kiss.
One day, on April 28, 372 TE, Banjo noticed that Grunty has completed a battle space station the size of a large moon, The Star Spinner, and kidnapped Honey B., and sound the alarm siren to the Spiral Mountainian and Terrydactylandn Armies. So they retaliate The Star Spinner’s attack by attacking The Star Spinner with an armada in Space led by Banjo and Mumbo, and Kazooie lead 500,000 Spiral Mountain, Terrydactylandn Ten’Jai and Gangstalings, a race of urban street gangs (most of them all races) with urban armor considered exotic for any Earth Street Gangs, against 600,000 Jinjo Villians and Grublins and also V-Rexes (the dinosaurs from your 2005 remake of King Kong), and Megalocarnotaurs (the dinosaurs from Disney’s Dinosaur (2000)) that are equipped with huge war towers on their backs to carry the Strong Gruntlings, Gruntbots and Grublins.

Kazooie flies in triumphantly and kisses them in the cheeks like they're ready to fight. They screamed in agony. The sweetness in Kazooie' Kisses (though when they kissed Bottles, they look like they're ready to fight.), combined with Bottles' natural nastiness resulted in the Boys falling and landing on a Vastatosaurus Rex with a explosive chemical reaction, setting the V-Rex as well as the War Tower on its back, on fire! The V-Rex Screams, and knocks over a Megalocarnotaurus (also with a war tower on its back), who screams and lands on each other's back.
Meanwhile, after a spectacular space battle, Banjo and Mumbo have reached the interior of The Star Spinner and into Grunty’s Throne Room in The Star Spinner. Grunty, as a surreally-armored warlord, saw them and said, “Banjo , you are a bold one.” Grunty and Jiggywiggy fights Banjo and Mumbo, but suddenly, in the middle of the Battle, Kazooie flew in and beats Grunty and Jiggywiggy down to size, until Kazooie uses the force on Jiggywiggy and crush his organ sac, and that it explains why, in Tom Amuck Begins (which will be released November 2016), he constantly coughs and wheezes when he talks. Jiggywiggy was defeated, and now Banjo has to challenge Grunty for the last time, and so the final battle occurs. When Grunty tried to slash Banjo with his Blue Egg, Banjo cuts his fingers off his right hand, and Grunty fell to his death in The Star Spinner’s nuclear reactor core and explodes. Banjo, Amy Jane, Mumbo, Kazooie, Klungo, and Jiggywiggy, all of the Astronomean Fleet (except for 3 Star Destroyers), and all of the Spiral Mountainian Fleet managed to escape from The Star Spinner, just as it explodes just like the Alien Mothership in ID4: Independence Day.
The battle was finally over, and 6 months later, Honey B., now wife of Banjo has a son, Piddles, and Mumbo becomes the new emperor of the Spiral Mountain Galaxy. Everyone thought it was the end of Grunty, but it was only the beginning. To tease people after she was upset about her defeat, Grunty hid six eggs and one ice key in her lair to confuse Banjo and Kazooie to no end, and only to be disappointing 10 years later when the duo realizes the prizes are bad, and they both commit suicide, giving Grunty the victory.