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Banjo Theories & Stop 'n' Swop SNS? Bottle's Revenge? Share your thoughts on the mysteries of the Banjo series and discuss the new Stop 'n' Swop features in Nuts and Bolts and the XBLA games |
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Origin of the Clockwork Kazooie
I'll tell you right off the bat, this has NOTHING TO DO WITH SNS.
I was wondering where the Clockwork Kazooie originated (please don't say Kazooie's backside.) Obviously a bird cannot just produce a fully automated working time bomb in a split second. My theory is that Jamjars built it. What do you think?
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You what's also impossible?
A bear having a bird as his best friend. And said bird living in his backpack.
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...I think we should have this talk now rather than later.
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You know what I mean (I hope so, otherwise, I'm unable to explain right now).
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A green lump called Klungo can't make a forcefield by drinking stuff. You can't make a grenade go in a straight line without going down. A breegul can't carry a fully grown bear. A backpack can't shield you from scolding water. A bird can't talk. A bear can't talk. A beak can't bust rocks. An egg can't freeze enemies in a complete rock of ice. You can't operate a jukebox from about 4 metres away. You can't swim underwater for an infinite amount of time. A skeleton can't be brought back to life. You can't carry jiggies that are the same size as you. Let alone 90 of them. Gonna make theories about all of those, too?
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Oh really...?
Obviously it can if it was a bear from the circus that had recieved sufficient training for several decades. Quote:
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It can if it's been doing steroids. The backpack is obviously laced with liquid nitrogen on the outside. Ever read/watch Dr. Dolittle? See above. If the beak is diamond-tipped, it can. If the egg is filled with liquid nitrogen and the enemies are covered in water. Michael Jackson. Smooth Criminal. 'Nuff said. Try me. I've gotten really good at holding my breath. It can if it has a fairy in a bottle. Quote:
And clearly, Clockwork Kazooies were built in a factory, confined to eggs for ease of storage, and are controlled by Kazooie via remote from within Banjo's backpack.
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I hate to break it to you, CyberLink420, but a breegull still couldn't carry a fully grown bear if it was taking steroids (can breegulls even take steroids..?), lacing a backpack with liquid nitrogen won't protect someone from scolding water, DR. Dolittle is fictional, Kazooie's beak isn't diamond-tipped, even Micheal Jackson can't physically turn on a jukebox from four meters away without touching it or using something to activate it, you can't hold your breath underwater for an infinitive amount of time, fairies are fictional and Gruntilda wasn't brought back by one anyways, and one person doesn't have the physical space it takes to hold 90 jiggies at one time. Also, using the whole "if it's never been proven then it could very well be true" thing with Klungo isn't something I can disprove, but it's common sense that a creature like Klungo doesn't even exist-or is at least unrealistic in today's society as nothing like him has ever been discovered- which is proof enough that he couldn't make a force field just by drinking something. I mean how can he if he doesn't exist?
How do I know all of this? I have tested and looked up every fact |
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I hate to break it to you, Banjo-Korezooie, but CyberLink420 was joking.
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Maybe Kazooie had a little run-in with the humping robot from Robot Chicken.
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Isn't it obvious?
Kazooie is really a closet tech geek who built the Clockwork Kazooie. Why else would she wield the wrench in NAB? Banjo knows nothing about building stuff and technology, so it was best to just leave it to Kazooie. Not serious post is not serious.
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You guys are all wrong. Banjo and Kazooie are cyborgs. L.O.G. built them to be enhanced beings.
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Honey bears don't exist. Breeguls aren't a real species of bird.
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Except honey bears DO exist.... Look em up, it's another name for Sun bears... Oh, and no one mentioned that jiggies don't exist...
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They do,where do you think jigsaws came from.
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