Origin of the Clockwork Kazooie

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Originally Posted by Klungo

You guys are all wrong. Banjo and Kazooie are cyborgs. L.O.G. built them to be enhanced beings.

That could explain their blocky look

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Originally Posted by CyberLink420

And clearly, Clockwork Kazooies were built in a factory, confined to eggs for ease of storage, and are controlled by Kazooie via remote from within Banjo's backpack.

Thank you, CyberLink, for actually answering the original question. You win

[pokemega32]

Originally Posted by XSandion

They do,where do you think jigsaws came from.

Last time I checked, jigsaw pieces were not golden, floating and the size of a bear...

[hamsterlord]

I can't explain the floating, but you very well could build a jigsaw piece out of solid gold and make it the size of a bear, it'd just be really expensive.

[Brian]

Originally Posted by DragonBottles

And where are Banjo and Kazooie going to get a diamond tipped beak, steroids, liquid nitrogen, and Michael Jackson?

Wal-Mart.

[Banjo-Korezooie]

Originally Posted by Little Laurence

I hate to break it to you, Banjo-Korezooie, but CyberLink420 was joking.

I'd hate to break it to you, Little Laurence, but I was too.

..TO 500!

[Viku]

Everything in BK that sounds unlogical can be solve with one sentence:

A Wizard LOG did it....

Wait..if he did created small bird robots that can explode, that makes me wonder how many other lethal weapons he has created....I knew that factory was too suspicios for only make videogames!

Banjo and Kazooie are gonna go to war!

[Banjo-Korezooie]

Originally Posted by Viku

A Wizard LOG did it....

Okay, let's just meet in the middle here:

http://www.amazon.com/Northern-Tool-.../dp/B000HD4LXM

[gallantmon8]

Heh, good one, Korezooie.
Back on topic: I have no idea............I really don't.

[gallantmon8]

Originally Posted by TwilightVestige

Isn't it obvious?

Kazooie is really a closet tech geek who built the Clockwork Kazooie.

Why else would she wield the wrench in NAB? Banjo knows nothing about building stuff and technology, so it was best to just leave it to Kazooie.

Not serious post is not serious.

Or whatever you call a female closet tech geek

[dragon_kazoooie]

I will explain all you questions and more.

B-k were on their travels, and on the way they met a guy named Joe, Joe had almost everything on the planet. B-K knew about their trip and that Tootie would be kid.......bearnapped, so they asked Joe for liquid nitrogen a diamond beak piece that could go over Kazooie's beak easily. After all of their buying they walked out of Joe's shop, and found a little bird on the road, it gave birth to an egg, and that egg became a clockwork kazooie. Kazooie ate it, and for some reason whenever it explodes it comes right back to Kazooie's belly. ^^

[Breegullbeak]

Originally Posted by starfox260

Wal-Mart.

LOL!

Clock Work Kazooies come from a egg. The egg came from Heggy. Heggy relays them 10 seconds after you take them. Heggy came from a large egg. The large egg came from a large bird. The Large bird game from a Super bird. The Super bird came from...


... and L.O.G. came from Rare, and Rare came from Chuck Noris.

Therfore, Chuck Noris is God.

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Originally Posted by gallantmon8

Or whatever you call a female closet tech geek

Geekette, I believe.:o