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23rd June 2008, 01:36 AM
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I have a theory dude!
Alright, this is the most 10000000000% precent truth in da world!!!!!!!11111
First, you have to shove Banjo-Tooie into a gamecube and slam the cap shut with a hammer. Then, when the other side pops off, make sure the top of the gamecube doesn't fly out of the window. Why, you might ask? Because you've just created the Ice Key! Now, go to the bathroom in your house and tell yur mom to lock herself in the bathroom. When she asks why, tell her it's because u need to work on a school project. But then she realized that you don't have school! So quickly shove the gamecube top up her anal area and wait for her to start vomiting shoes from her mouth. After you do that, have her crap out the gamecube top. It should be nice and smell very stinky. Now go to your old N64 and put the gamecube top into the slot to be amazed that it fits! It turns out that the poopoo dematerialized part of the gamecube top to create a Gamecube Cartridge! Make sure that you hook up your N64 to a panasonic plasma screen for ultra mega awesomeness. After that's taken care of, quickly grab the nearest fire extinguisher and spray it all over the N64. Drop it into the bathtub and lather it up with 'Cucumber Melon Splash'. Now, here's the best part of it all. Go out to the store and buy a barbie doll and a set of DreamGirl Boxer Gloves. Put the DreamGirl Gloves on and grab barbie by both of her hands. Spin around while listening to 'So Happy Together'. Then exceed the speed of 200mph while spinning and accidently throw the barbie at your N64. The output of this speed will cause your N64 to not work at all. TA DA! You have wasted your life by reading this!
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23rd June 2008, 01:40 AM
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