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Old 25th April 2009, 09:07 PM
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Question Origin of the Clockwork Kazooie

I'll tell you right off the bat, this has NOTHING TO DO WITH SNS.


I was wondering where the Clockwork Kazooie originated (please don't say Kazooie's backside.) Obviously a bird cannot just produce a fully automated working time bomb in a split second. My theory is that Jamjars built it. What do you think?
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Old 25th April 2009, 09:18 PM
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You what's also impossible?

A bear having a bird as his best friend. And said bird living in his backpack.
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Old 25th April 2009, 09:24 PM
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Old 25th April 2009, 09:31 PM
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You what's also impossible?

A bear having a bird as his best friend. And said bird living in his backpack.
You know what I mean (I hope so, otherwise, I'm unable to explain right now).
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Old 26th April 2009, 01:40 AM
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Obviously a bird cannot just produce a fully automated working time bomb in a split second.
A bear can't walk and run on two legs.

A green lump called Klungo can't make a forcefield by drinking stuff.

You can't make a grenade go in a straight line without going down.

A breegul can't carry a fully grown bear.

A backpack can't shield you from scolding water.

A bird can't talk.

A bear can't talk.

A beak can't bust rocks.

An egg can't freeze enemies in a complete rock of ice.

You can't operate a jukebox from about 4 metres away.

You can't swim underwater for an infinite amount of time.

A skeleton can't be brought back to life.

You can't carry jiggies that are the same size as you. Let alone 90 of them.

Gonna make theories about all of those, too?
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Old 26th April 2009, 08:45 AM
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A bear can't walk and run on two legs.
Obviously it can if it was a bear from the circus that had recieved sufficient training for several decades.

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A green lump called Klungo can't make a forcefield by drinking stuff.
Have you ever seen a green lump named Klungo who COULDN'T make a force field by drinking stuff? Because if not, then there's no proof to support that.

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You can't make a grenade go in a straight line without going down.
You can if you spit it out of your mouth fast enough. It's just simple physics, my good man.

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A breegul can't carry a fully grown bear.
It can if it's been doing steroids.

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A backpack can't shield you from scolding water.
The backpack is obviously laced with liquid nitrogen on the outside.

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A bird can't talk.
Ever read/watch Dr. Dolittle?

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A bear can't talk.
See above.

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A beak can't bust rocks.
If the beak is diamond-tipped, it can.

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An egg can't freeze enemies in a complete rock of ice.
If the egg is filled with liquid nitrogen and the enemies are covered in water.

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You can't operate a jukebox from about 4 metres away.
Michael Jackson. Smooth Criminal. 'Nuff said.

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You can't swim underwater for an infinite amount of time.
Try me. I've gotten really good at holding my breath.

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A skeleton can't be brought back to life.
It can if it has a fairy in a bottle.

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You can't carry jiggies that are the same size as you. Let alone 90 of them.
Sure I can. I've been working out...

And clearly, Clockwork Kazooies were built in a factory, confined to eggs for ease of storage, and are controlled by Kazooie via remote from within Banjo's backpack.
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Old 26th April 2009, 09:06 AM
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I hate to break it to you, CyberLink420, but a breegull still couldn't carry a fully grown bear if it was taking steroids (can breegulls even take steroids..?), lacing a backpack with liquid nitrogen won't protect someone from scolding water, DR. Dolittle is fictional, Kazooie's beak isn't diamond-tipped, even Micheal Jackson can't physically turn on a jukebox from four meters away without touching it or using something to activate it, you can't hold your breath underwater for an infinitive amount of time, fairies are fictional and Gruntilda wasn't brought back by one anyways, and one person doesn't have the physical space it takes to hold 90 jiggies at one time. Also, using the whole "if it's never been proven then it could very well be true" thing with Klungo isn't something I can disprove, but it's common sense that a creature like Klungo doesn't even exist-or is at least unrealistic in today's society as nothing like him has ever been discovered- which is proof enough that he couldn't make a force field just by drinking something. I mean how can he if he doesn't exist?

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Old 26th April 2009, 10:35 AM
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I hate to break it to you, Banjo-Korezooie, but CyberLink420 was joking.


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Old 26th April 2009, 02:53 PM
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And where are Banjo and Kazooie going to get a diamond tipped beak, steroids, liquid nitrogen, and Michael Jackson?
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Old 26th April 2009, 03:56 PM
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Maybe Kazooie had a little run-in with the humping robot from Robot Chicken.
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Old 26th April 2009, 04:40 PM
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Isn't it obvious?

Kazooie is really a closet tech geek who built the Clockwork Kazooie.

Why else would she wield the wrench in NAB? Banjo knows nothing about building stuff and technology, so it was best to just leave it to Kazooie.

Not serious post is not serious.
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Old 26th April 2009, 05:00 PM
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You guys are all wrong. Banjo and Kazooie are cyborgs. L.O.G. built them to be enhanced beings.


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Old 26th April 2009, 05:03 PM
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A bear can't walk and run on two legs.

A green lump called Klungo can't make a forcefield by drinking stuff.

You can't make a grenade go in a straight line without going down.

A breegul can't carry a fully grown bear.

A backpack can't shield you from scolding water.

A bird can't talk.

A bear can't talk.

A beak can't bust rocks.

An egg can't freeze enemies in a complete rock of ice.

You can't operate a jukebox from about 4 metres away.

You can't swim underwater for an infinite amount of time.

A skeleton can't be brought back to life.

You can't carry jiggies that are the same size as you. Let alone 90 of them.

Gonna make theories about all of those, too?
You forgot:

Honey bears don't exist.

Breeguls aren't a real species of bird.
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Old 26th April 2009, 06:17 PM
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You forgot:

Honey bears don't exist.

Breeguls aren't a real species of bird.
I was just about to say that...

Except honey bears DO exist....

Look em up, it's another name for Sun bears...

Oh, and no one mentioned that jiggies don't exist...
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Old 26th April 2009, 07:34 PM
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I was just about to say that...

Except honey bears DO exist....

Look em up, it's another name for Sun bears...

Oh, and no one mentioned that jiggies don't exist...
They do,where do you think jigsaws came from.
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