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Old 19th February 2010, 12:26 AM
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Banjo-Kazooie: Journey Under Nutty Acres

While I was messing around in Nutty Acres, strange things happened to me. I got to thinking, and so I decided to give you all a nice present on my RWP birthday. After a bit of contemplation on what to use, here's my submission. I will be posting this in the RWP Chan because this one is the only one that accepts pictures.

Don't scroll down if you have a slow computer- there's tons of pictures.

I now present... Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts: The Journey Under Nutty Acres.


My name is Banjo. And this here is my pal Kazooie.



One day we went exploring Nutty Acres. We did a little hangout with Humba Wumba. We don't really make eye contact.



We quickly got bored with her, so we went to Mumbo. He has this weird sort of thing for taking his eyes out of their sockets. Creepy.



Then we went to Klungo. I think he's a pretty nice guy...



But Kazooie doesn't like him so much.



Then we went to Bottles. Kazooie appears to enjoy attacking people. Hmm. I'll have to look into that.



After that we took off to the skies, and Kazooie decided to pull out a vehicle with tons of disconnected parts... in midair. Oh boy.



This can't end well.



Why, gravity, why?



If Kazooie was trying to get all this stuff to land on Bottles, it didn't work. All the pieces fell on the wrong platform.



Roysten, Kazooie, and I landed hard and got sent careening towards the beach.



When we hit the beach, we got separated from Roysten! Stupid fish...



When the ride stopped, we looked at the mess we had made.


During our cleanup spree, we found one of Kazooie's favorite parts- the Grenade Turret!



It didn't have any ammo, but that didn't stop Kazooie from persuading me to mess with it...
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Old 19th February 2010, 12:27 AM
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Part 2/4.


The seat was underwater. Underwater in a swamp. Disgusting.



When we exited, something funny happened. We ended up in this strange murky water. Just what I needed, more swamp water.



We took advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and swam to our heart's content.



Then another odd thing happened. We actually started falling through the water! This couldn't be good.



Having enough of this surreal place, I swam the two of us back up. But it appeared we were trapped. And to make matters worse, we actually fell through to a lower area! Good grief. At least we could breathe in it.



"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore," Kazooie said.



Kazooie used her wrench to summon all the pieces of the vehicle. Too bad we could only use this once... for some reason.



Well, all the vehicle parts were together. Unfortunately, since we had a terrible vehicle, we couldn't actually use it.



So we salvaged the wreckage. Thinking it over, we needed at least a seat, an engine, and some fuel.



We got all that, plus Roysten. We wouldn't leave him here to die. But something was missing...



Why, Weldar, Bottles, and Mrs. Bottles of course! Since decapitating their heads was a bit cruel, we decided to save them from this terrible fate.



With our vehicle fully constructed, we prepared for liftoff.



We have liftoff. Repeat, we have liftoff.



I took one last look back at the vehicle parts we left behind. We would never see them again... at least not until we went to Mumbo's Motors.
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Old 19th February 2010, 12:28 AM
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We could see Nutty Acres! We were about to be freed from this cursed place!



Houston, we have a problem. There was an invisible roof blocking us from leaving! How unfair!



After hitting the roof, we were ricocheted back down into the water. Our seat disconnected from the rest of the vehicle! Kazooie used the move wrench! It's not very effective...



Scratch that, it's super effective! We managed to reconnect!



Unfortunately, it happened again, and we were actually separated from the entire rocket... again.



We fell back down, leaving the rocket behind unfortunately, all the way to the murky brownish area. Just bloody brilliant.



Irony was added to the situation when we found the rest of the pieces: we had no seat this time, since it was on the rocket, so now all these parts were worthless.



It was by sheer luck that we managed to escape the area. Apparently you can jump more than once down there. We made it back into the water. Maybe there was no invisible wall under the river! We might be saved!



Of course we weren't saved. We traveled along the riverbank.



I accidentally bumped into the camera. What's that thing doing there, anyway?



Don't ask what I was doing here, I was just frantically looking for an exit; since my air was running out.



Could I surface using the holes inside the cogs? No, of course not, there was an invisible wall there, too! Who designed this place? L.O.G.? Well then, he's a total douche with where he puts his invisible walls!



That was when I ran out of air. Death was upon me...



... until Kazooie snapped me back into my senses. I forgot, you don't die when you're not in a challenge. Makes no sense, but at this point I wasn't complaining.



Fully rejuvenated, I resumed my quest for an exit.
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Old 19th February 2010, 12:28 AM
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The final part!


Hey, look! There's the rocket! And it appeared Roysten improved upon it with the junk pile! How he did that without any arms or legs, I have no idea.



With our deluxe Roysten-designed rocket, we searched the waters with new hope.



We saw a strange shimmer of light. What could it mean?



Hooray, it was a waterfall! A waterfall so strong it apparently broke the invisible wall of doom. How convenient.



We flew through the waterfall, grateful to be free.



We apparently weren't paying attention because we hit the waterfall's origin point, a giant faucet. Ouch.



Full of new energy (and gratitude towards the faucet) we flew across Nutty Acres with our rocket.



Hey, look who had stowed away on the rocket the whole time! It's the decapitated heads! How lovely. But just flying around quickly grew tiresome.



We landed on an island. Roysten took the rocket to who-knows-where to have more fun in Nutty Acres...



... while Kazooie and I would return to Showdown Town.



Well, we made it back to Showdown Town in one piece. All in all, it was a crazy afternoon.



Almost as crazy as the time we got the Showdown Town trolley to fly!



But that's another story for another day. This is Banjo, signing out.
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Old 19th February 2010, 12:29 AM
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This post is a dick move.

Edit, ARSE BUMS.
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Old 19th February 2010, 12:31 AM
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Nice try.

Now off to add in Part 2.
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Old 19th February 2010, 12:32 AM
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Now off to add in Part 2.
Good, because I'm interested in the thread.
I would have removed the post too, but I just wanted to be a temporary dick.
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Old 19th February 2010, 01:06 AM
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Old 19th February 2010, 01:26 AM
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Old 19th February 2010, 01:31 AM
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Cool story, bro

I like it, epic pics.
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Old 19th February 2010, 01:36 AM
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This is an amazing photo gallery from NaB. you are good with screenshots.
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Old 19th February 2010, 01:41 AM
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Old 19th February 2010, 01:44 AM
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Thank you all.

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This is an amazing photo gallery from NaB. you are good with screenshots.
Thanks. This was actually my first time using the photography mode from Nuts & Bolts in my year of owning it, and most of these screenshots were just snapped with the pause menu during gameplay to see what I could come up with. I guess I have a knack for it.

EDIT: I can't give myself complete credit for it, though. All of the characters are really camera-friendly, so it's easy to get good pics. Not to mention Nutty Acres and Showdown Town are both gorgeous.
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Old 19th February 2010, 02:00 AM
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Old 19th February 2010, 02:08 AM
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That story is epic lol
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