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Old 7th October 2011, 08:01 AM
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Smile "RWParody 3..."

Still reeling from the final chapter of RWParody 2? Waiting in anticipation to see what happens? Well of course you are. Who wouldn't be, after such a grand finale? And I know what you were all thinking when the last one ended. "How long until the next one?", you thought to yourself. The answer: sooner than you expected. Much sooner. Or maybe you weren't thinking that. Maybe you haven't read the finale yet. If you haven't... go do it! It's okay, I can wait. Have you finished? Good. It's time to get this ball rolling. This story's gonna be filled with 500% more absurd humor and insane satire than ever. Which I feel confident in saying, because you can't measure that, can you? No, you can't. But it's true.

Now, of course, the roles of the main characters has been filled. By the third entry, I think we're well aware of that. And I do already have some people in mind who will be added in significant/semi-significant roles. But maybe you'd like to be in this too? Perhaps as a cameo, or some other special appearance? Maybe a side character? Pissed off that I ignored your requests to be in the previous times? Let me know if you want to be included... and maybe you will be. Maybe.

In the meantime, wait in anticipation for the first chapter of the next installment of the award-winning series, RWParody.






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Old 7th October 2011, 09:28 AM
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Old 7th October 2011, 09:28 AM
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You're one of the main characters, so yes.
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Old 7th October 2011, 09:29 AM
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Old 7th October 2011, 09:32 AM
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Is that some new hip word the kids are using these days?
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Old 7th October 2011, 09:33 AM
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Old 7th October 2011, 09:34 AM
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Old 7th October 2011, 10:26 AM
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It'd be cool to see my name in there somewhere, but either way I'm still going to read it. (:
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I'd like to be in this somewhere... just don't make me look like an ass.
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Old 7th October 2011, 10:21 PM
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A decision had to be made. And he understood this fully. It wouldn't be an easy decision. The most important ones never were. Sweat rolled down his face, as he struggled to find the correct answer. This was a turning point. He had to choose his words carefully, because whatever he said next would alter the course of what was to happen next.

Ibanezer: Bloody hell, Kab, just grab something and let's eat!

Kablamooie: Ah, yes, lunch lady, I believe I shall have one of your fine Muy Beany Burritos.

Lunch Lady: We don't have burritos.

Kablamooie: Are those only on Tuesdays?

Lunch Lady: No. We've never had burritos.

Kablamooie: What shenanigans do you speak? I demand to speak to your manager.

Lunch Lady: Just order something we actually do have.

Kablamooie: Well what do you have, O purveyor of delectable substances?

Lunch Lady: Fruits. And vegetables. And milk.

Kablamooie: Chocolate milk?

Lunch Lady: White milk.

Kablamooie: This is racist, I demand once again to speak to your manager!

Ibanezer: JUST ORDER SOMETHING, SODDING BLOODY PISSING HELL! THERE'S A WHOLE SODDING BLOODY PISSING LINE OF PEOPLE WAITING TO EAT!

Kablamooie: Do you have anything that could potentially, in the future, give me diabetes?

Lunch Lady: No. We only have healthy food.

Kablamooie: Well then to heck with it. I won't be eating anything from here.

So Kablamooie pulled out a box of junk food from his backpack, and left the lunch line. Everyone who had been waiting in the line for 10 minutes, upon seeing that Kab did not order anything and already had his own food, were filled with a rage the likes of which mankind has never known.

Kab sat down at a table, with the rest of his good buddies.

Kablamooie: Hello there, my fine friends.

KT: 'Sup.

Stephen: You know you just thoroughly pissed off everyone in the lunch line, and now they're gonna want to kick your ass, right?

Kablamooie: I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

Stephen: They're real people.

Kablamooie: I know. But ghosts are scarier, so by some mathematical formula or another, that means I'm also not afraid of them.

Stephen: I see.

Kablamooie: Well, it's good to be back in school.

NeoGC: I've been back longer than you guys. Just hope that they don't make you do any of the work you missed. It was some pretty hard stuff.

Kablamooie: HOLY SHIT, A GHOST! EVERYONE! GET BACK! I WILL FIGHT OFF THE DEMON!

NeoGC: Wha...?!

Kablamooie grabbed his backpack, and began hitting Neo repeatedly over the head with it. Stephen had to grab the backpack and stop him.

Kablamooie: What art thou doing, man?! He's a ghost!

Stephen: We went over this yesterday, Kab. Remember? He explained to us how he went through Hell, you talked about how you were in Rapture, and the rest of us explained what happened on the island. Remember?

Kablamooie: Ah yes. Of course. The good ol' off-screen exposition. Well at least we didn't bore our readers with showing all of us talk about that. Since they already know, and all. It'd be redundant.

Ibanezer: What the hell are you talking about?

Kablamooie: Science, my dear boy. Science.

KT: Really?

Kablamooie: No. So tell me again Neo. How did you escape Hell?

Neo: I told you. The guy who was guiding me through the circles of Hell orchestrated an escape plan. We got passed Satan and made it out. Then the whole thing with the robots, where he died.

Kablamooie: Yes, of course. The escape plan orchestra. Violins, cellos, all of that. Must have been quite adventurous.

Bobby: Hey guys. I noticed something. Where are Gobi and RareCareBear?

Ibanezer: Ugh. Probably somewhere outside making out. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm glad we used the Infinity Amulet to bring her back to life, but sodding hell, they haven't stopped swapping saliva since she was resurrected.

Kablamooie: Shouldn't she be cold and lifeless?

Ibanezer: What? No.

Kablamooie: Wow. Harry Potter and Game of Thrones lied to me! They make coming back to life sound like such a bad thing.

Stephen: What did I tell you Kab? Those are stories. This is real life.

Kablamooie: I know.

KT: Speaking of girlfriends. Stephen, where is Maggot?

Stephen: That's a good question. I haven't seen her.

NeoGC: She might still be sleeping.

Stephen: Sleeping?

NeoGC: We had quite an adventure. What with her being kidnapped and all. It was very tiring.

Stephen: But that was quite awhile ago, wasn't it?

NeoGC: She's a very heavy sleeper.

Stephen: That's weird.

Gobi and RareCareBear walked into the cafeteria, making out.

Gobi: 'Sup guys.

Ibanezer: Ugh.

Gobi: Ugh?

Ibanezer: Did I stutter? Yes, ugh.

Gobi: Like the boots?

Ibanezer: Ugh.

Gobi: I really don't understand your caveman-speak.

Ibanezer: Bloody hell. All that character development, and nothing has changed.

Kablamooie: Well, while we're all sitting here being not-changed, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, and set up my doctor's office. I can only imagine the number of depressed students who haven't killed themselves while I've been away.

Stephen: You know class starts in five minutes, right?

Kablamooie: I don't need class. I already have a PhD.

Ibanezer: In what?

Kablamooie: At having a PhD.

Ibanezer: ?????????????

Kablamooie: I have a PhD at having a PhD.

Ibanezer: You know that makes no sense, right?

Kablamooie: When you're as sexy as I am, you don't need sense. Now excuse me, I have patients to attend to.

Kablamooie left.

KT: You guys are seriously the weirdest group of people I know.

Bobby: So, what class are you guys going to next?

Stephen: Wombology.

Ibanezer: Yep.

NeoGC: What they said.

Bobby: We all have Wombology? How convenient.

Ibanezer: Everything that happens in our lives is strangely and inexplicable convenient. It's weird, man.

Stephen: Well... let's go.
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The world may never know.

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